#like one of the harveston sleigh pulling ones but cuddly and without magic

[spoohie]

I found a stuffed toy for Vil.

Look at this shit. It’s a potato. Someone get his credit card; he needs it whether he knows it or not:

Epel: Ah don’t give a darn tootin’ about this goshdarned hair routine!

Vil: *chucks the potato stuffy at him*

Rook: Roi du Poison! My discerning eye has caught that you’ve gained an ounce-

Vil: *chucks the potato stuffy at him*

Neige: *exists*

Vil: *accidentally throws potato stuffy with force to kill*

#I’ve been having a hay day going through and finding the most obscure stuffed animals ever #It’s brought me immense joy #I think Rook would have a lot of obscure ones #He brought them to NRC because he wasn’t allowed to bring his hunting trophies #Epel refuses to admit he has one but his grandma made him one when he was little #like one of the harveston sleigh pulling ones but cuddly and without magic #it’s loved to near death but he refuses to fix it up #like that repair boat philosophy question #how long can you change out it’s parts until it’s not the same stuffed bunny anymore yknow #the faded fabric and floppiness gives it character #twst vil #vil schoenheit #twst rook #rook hunt #twst epel #epel felmier #twst neige #neige leblanche #twst #twisted wonderland #pomefiore