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'i am sorry, Rubai. fear blinds people.' 'but you can see i am not your enemy.' 'i know.' — pathaan, 2023, dir. siddharth anand.

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why does this look like he's losing his ex for the final time and he's mad about it. why is there so much homoeroticism here

#film: pathaan #pathaan #shah rukh khan #srk #john abraham #bollywood #local gay watches Pathaan (and loses their sh*t while doing so).txt #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #if you really hated him why tf are you crying like that #why are you acting like you were the one that was stabbed #especially the second shot bc what. what is that. what is that supposed to mean is that heterosexuality to you??? #i do not see it

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look at this precious man. look at him. we must protect him at all costs

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SRK choking someone can be so personal—

#film: pathaan #pathaan #shah rukh khan #srk #bollywood #local gay watches Pathaan (and loses their sh*t while doing so).txt #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #granted he played dirty here bc he brought the family into this. that is a low blow #but also only he can make it look like he is cradling you when his intention is to make you sh*t your f*cking pants #in the same shot. only he can and he looks so pretty here #i have been eating up his voice for the entire movie too ugh 😩

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Lord the once-over he gives her in this exact shot will always kill me. my standards Lord my standards

#film: pathaan #pathaan #shah rukh khan #srk #deepika padukone #bollywood #local gay watches Pathaan (and loses their sh*t while doing so).txt #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #i feel like i am intruding #but at the same time i need to be Deepika at any cost #will sell my organs for that chance

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Samar???

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i've screamed about this before several times during the (rather minimal) promotion period but. there's something so !!! about Rubi lashing out with the stem of a broken champagne flute flipping a man over her f*cking shoulder and Pathaan going '....oh' but that 'oh' is actually '....oh. ma'am if you would be so kind as to f*ck me—' just not in so many words and i think that's so iconic of him

#film: pathaan #pathaan #shah rukh khan #srk #deepika padukone #bollywood #local gay watches Pathaan (and loses their sh*t while doing so).txt #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #finally pried myself away from having YGMRNR on loop on Spotify to resume my Pathaan binge. i paused just before this scene #and may have made an ungodly sound when it happened i will admit #he even says 'yours ma'am' when someone literally comes at him with a knife i— #my blood pressure cannot handle this type of excitement pls don't make me simp more than i already am

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NANDINI

#film: pathaan #local gay watches Pathaan (and loses their sh*t while doing so).txt #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #i liked her 😔 why did you all do that for scriptwriters what was the reason #and Pathaan went back in for her when they locked down the lab at first i am distraught #Jim really said 'post about your experiences on Instagram and Twitter' tho and that is so morbid i'm trying not to laugh #but it's an unhinged kind of laugh and not a 'this is funny' kind of laugh #Nandini 😔 #and btw wtf did they do with Rubi. where is she bc last i saw her she was not in the best of places we'll just put it that way #Rubi where are you where did they put you #exactly what is happening rn

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Shah Rukh: *talks about having looked into John's eyes while trying to explain just how far the latter is willing to go*

me: AANKHON MEIN TERI AJAB SI AJAB SI ADAAYEIN HAIN

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the absolute slay of the catwoman-esque suit fit while setting the hose on fire in the vault. the sapphic behavior. the ambiguous apology. setting the hose on fire in the vault. the dislodging of at least one of those metal disks in his back when he hits that glass (rip). that's it that's the entire post

#film: pathaan #pathaan #shah rukh khan #srk #deepika padukone #bollywood #local gay watches Pathaan (and loses their sh*t while doing so).txt #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #i think Shah Rukh has a thing for falling for people that will f*ck up his entire life. yes that's Meera yes that's Rubi yes that's Meghna #it's also Rohit and Naina and Kaurwaki #if i missed anyone let me know but. ykw it's a trend i think we can see that #i love the DCIB discussion on this scene that happened right after the film opened in theaters #bc there is a general consensus there that they probably f*cked in the hotel room in Moscow the night before #and that is why SRK looks like he's been stabbed in every part of his body multiple times with a very long knife #Rubi my beloved you did this!!! you did this to him!!! as a result we have received two messy divorces in a little over an hour!!! #he has perfected the look of betrayal to a T and i eat it up every time #from here on out tho i have no idea what happens except for Jim's end #spoilers disappear i'm going in blind now. pray for me

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most bisexual moment in existence in this film so far is the f*cking pool scene, bc no matter how you slice it there is nothing like Deepika and the saffron one piece. (they cut out my favorite shot from the OG Besharam Rang outro with Shah Rukh's hand just over her navel tho and i'm crying sfjsfdnkjsdnj) John and those white shorts. ass. pectoral muscles hip muscles thigh muscles v line muscles but ass. Shah Rukh in handcuffs again not for the reason that is generally implied in these kinds of sexually charged situations *cough*. trying to keep myself together but it's not working

#film: pathaan #pathaan #shah rukh khan #srk #deepika padukone #john abraham #bollywood #local gay watches Pathaan (and loses their sh*t while doing so).txt #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #Rubi: *jumps in the pool* #Pathaan: *bisexual gaze* #camera: *pans to Jim sitting right there. he is also in the pool* #Pathaan: *bisexual gaze continues* #the tongue!!! there was tongue!!! we all saw the tongue!!! #and the wink!!! #and threatening to put a man six feet in the ground before asking him if he's going to come half naked like that!!! bitch!!! #they are officially insane for this. insane i say #@ anyone who saw my last post: i did not in fact pick the rest of Besharam Rang apart bc everything after that had more or less #to do with Rubi. just needed to get that first one off my chest

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'stopped at a coffee shop?' 'and a pharmacy' *inhales* bitch—

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EN ESTA NOCHE LA VIDA ES COMPLETA!!! EN ESTE SEGUNDO LA VIDA ES MUY RICA!!!

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Jim getting choked by Pathaan's thicc ass thighs. Jim choking Pathaan albeit not with his thighs. there are so many ways that this could go but i need the rest of you to know that in this instance it is unfortunately not going where you think it is

#film: pathaan #pathaan #shah rukh khan #srk #bollywood #john abraham #local gay watches Pathaan (and loses their sh*t while doing so).txt #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #they met each other maybe five minutes ago and they already have divorced enemies-with-possible-benefits energy. #might share a child together. they've been battling over custody for three years and it's not getting any closer to the finish line #than when it started. they might still be f*cking each other in between showing up on court dates. wild #granted they are hanging off of a zipline suspended between two helicopters atm but #missed opportunity sirs!!! i need to write that fic i will probably end up writing that fic

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Shah Rukh stop meeting your significant others by letting them run you off the road challenge 2023

#film: pathaan #pathaan #shah rukh khan #srk #bollywood #local gay watches Pathaan (and loses their sh*t while doing so).txt #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #it is crisp f*cking HD i get to see John Abraham's ass when he gets out of the car and i really do understand the Dilwale parallels now #therefore i stand by what i said then when i had reblogged the post specifically about this: #see the thing with him is it's sexy when he's suffering and covered in blood #and when directors know how to use that to their advantage that is an instant win from me

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John Abraham's first intro by voice and close-up shots of his tattoos could wreck my insides any day. time place date doesn't matter call me up and i'll arrange something

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