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His Little Girl | Bradley Bradshaw x reader P. 32

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SURPRISE! I will be double-posting today! 😉

Hi, babes! Who is ready to see our beloved uncle Fanboy in a tutu 😍 I leave it short! I love you all! 💕 Happy reading and enjoy! ❤️

A/n: Leia gets visited by an extra special tooth fairy this time around. The dagger squad has a sleepover at Bradley’s house and YOU may have some competition in the cuddling department 😉 Another Daddy Bradley POV! 🐓

Word Count: 3.6k

Warnings: cursing, teasing, But LOOOOOOVVVEEEEEEE 😍

Please don't take my work, I will find you.

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Bradley’s POV

Fanboy sat up and hung his head. “Anything, for our baby girl.” He shook his head, “Can I at least wear a pink one? It’ll really make my ass pop.” He looked at me with curious eyes.

Everyone laughed and I nodded, “Pink it is, darling.”

Fanboy stood up and sighed. Everyone came and gave him a pat on his back. He shook his head and put his hands up to everyone. “Thank you, Thank you. I know, I’m the greatest.”

I went to the storage closet and pulled out a bag and the pink tutu. I walked back over to the room with it in my hand. Everyone looked at me with wide eyes.

“Rooster, why do you just have a pink tutu laying around?” Mav cocked his head and pointed at the tutu.

“Yea, Rooster, why?” Phoenix crossed her arms and stuck out her hip. Everyone raised their brows at me with pure shock across their faces.

“I do have a daughter now, you guys.” I threw my arms up. I searched all their faces.

“I don’t buy it, bro,” Coyote smirked at me and crossed his arms.

I rolled my eyes, “Really?”

Hangman laughed loudly, “Did you really keep that tutu from when we were all recruits and we all had to dress as fairies as part of initiation to the Navy?” He looked at me through his lashes with a shit grin on his face.

“Fuck you, Hangman.”

They all started to laugh and I threw the tutu at Fanboy. He caught it and held it up. “Well here goes nothing.” He slipped on the tutu. Everyone whistled as he did a spin.

I cleared my throat, “Oh no, Fanboy. It’s not that simple.” I held up the bag that contained the rest of the fit.

Hangman bursted out into laughter, “Aww shit, if that's what I think it is, Fanboy you’re fucked.” He patted him on his back, “And everyone is gonna wanna get their cameras out for this one.”

Fanboy threw his head back and groaned. I threw the bag at him and he excused himself to the bathroom.

We all stood around waiting for Fanboy to emerge from the bathroom. I turned around and my mouth flew open. “Damn baby, you look hot.”

Everyone turned around and whipped out their phones. Fanboy stood before us in a white leotard, white tights, a pink tutu, some fairy wings, a curly wig, a tiara, and a star wand. He posed with his hand on his hip and held the wand to his shoulder. Everyone took their pictures.

“Yea, yea. Get your pictures, everyone.” He stood there annoyed.

“Give us a big smile, baby!” Mav yelled over to Fanboy.

Fanboy rolled his eyes and smiled. He did a couple of poses for us as we snapped pictures.

“Oh man, Fanboy. I can’t wait to send these to Lucky! ( @bayisdying ❤️)” Payback laughed as he took pictures of Fanboy. “She is indeed one Lucky girl!”

Fanboy bit his lip and shook his head at us, “Okay, so what do I do now, Rooster?”

I handed him $10, “Go upstairs quietly and get my girl’s tooth from under her pillow. Replace it with this. Have you never heard of the tooth fairy?”

He snatched the $10 from my hand, “Is that all?” He raised his brows at me.

Phoenix came up to me and patted my shoulder, “10 bucks, Bradshaw?” She shook her head at me. She pulled out another $10 from her back pocket. “Add this to the pot, Fanboy.” She walked back to the group and patted me on my chest. “You’re welcome.”

I looked back at the group and they all shrugged their shoulders. Payback handed another $10 to Fanboy. “Vapor is worth every penny.” Coyote gave him another $10, “To fund Vapor’s swear jar. She has Rooster’s mouth on her.” He patted my back. Mav pulled out $20, “I’m her papa Mav, I have to give her something a little more than her dad will.” Fanboy shrugged and pulled out $10 from his wallet, “I love little Leia, so why not?” Hangman laughed, “This girl is gonna be rich when she wakes up.” He shook his head and handed Fanboy $10. Bob pulled out his wallet and handed Fanboy another $20. “Because out of all of you, Little V is the nicest to me.” He pushed his lips together and nodded his head.

I sighed, “Thank you everyone, but you really didn’t have to do that.”

Coyote patted my back, “I think I speak for everyone when I say this. We love little Vapor so much. She deserves the world and more. From here on out, that little girl is all of ours little girl. She’s going to be spoiled, Bradshaw.” Everyone nodded agreeing with Coyote.

“Thank you, everyone, seriously. Hearing that means everything to me and I know y/n will appreciate that as well.” I held my hands together and exhaled with relief. “As you all know, it had been y/n and her best friend taking care of and raising Leia for a long time. It was just the two of them. They were all Leia knew. But my heart is just full of joy that now not only Leia has all of you, But so do y/n, her best friend, and I. Thank you so much.” I looked at all of them and smiled.

“Aww, don’t cry on us now, Rooster!” Bob chuckled and nodded at me.

I laughed, “Let’s get this show on the road.” I looked over at Fanboy, “You ready twinkle toes?”

He took a deep breath and grasped the cash in his hand, “Let’s do this, daddy-o.”

I patted him on his back. We all started to climb the stairs quietly. Fanboy was leading the group. Phoenix was recording the whole thing for us. I put my fingers to my lips to signal for everyone to be quiet. I cracked the door open a little bit more to see Leia passed out on my bed. She was sound asleep. I waved Fanboy over as I watched Leia sleep. He came up next to me. I patted his back and opened the door for him to go in. As he tiptoed in everyone came up to the door. They all had their hands over their mouths to restrain their laughter. Phoenix went into the room slightly so she could get a better angle of Leia and Fanboy.

Fanboy turned around quickly, “What if she wakes up?” He yelled in a soft whisper. He threw his hands up.

I gestured for him to keep going, “She won’t, I promise!” I covered my mouth to muffle my laughter.

It was kind of dark in the room. The only light was coming from the hallway lights. Fanboy stubbed his toe on the bed’s leg and started to hop around quietly. “Oh, son of a bitch!” He held onto his foot.

We all had to turn away from the door frame as we held back our laughter. Payback was having a hard time holding back his laughter. He started to wheeze loudly. I slapped his shoulder and put my finger to my lips. We watched Fanboy as he slowly reached under the pillow. He grabbed the tooth and showed it to us.

“Okay, now the money!” Hangman yelled in a whisper and pointed to the pillow.

Fanboy closed his eyes as he slowly slid the money under Leia’s pillow. He pulled his hand out from under slowly. He bit his lip as he removed his hand completely. He booped Leia’s forehead with the wand and ran for the door. We all grabbed onto him as he hit the threshold of the doorframe. Phoenix came out of the door laughing. I closed the door and we all bursted into laughter.

“That was so scary!” Fanboy held the wand to his chest and readjusted his wig. “Someone else is doing it when she loses another tooth.”

I laughed and threw my arm over his shoulders, “Oh trust me, everyone is going to get their turn.” I patted his chest.

Fanboy ripped the wig off of his head and caught his breath. We all made our way back downstairs still laughing hysterically. Mav came up to me and patted my back. “That was a good time, Rooster. Thank you for having me, but I think it’s time I head home.”

I came down from laughing and nodded. I hugged Mav, “Thank you for coming out to Leia’s call sign party.”

He smiled up at me and grabbed my shoulder, “Wouldn’t have missed it for the world.”

He looked at the group and waved, “I’m heading out now! You all get some rest and not stay up too late.” He smiled and headed to the door.

Fanboy headed into the bathroom to change back into his clothes. He came out and handed me the bag with the fairy costume in it. I went and put it away in the closet. I came back over to the group and they were all huddled up on the couches. I laid across Bob, Phoenix, and Coyote’s legs. Phoenix patted my hair as I laid there. Hangman came over and laid on top of my back.

All the air in my lungs was pushed out, “Holy shit, man. I can’t breathe.”

“I wanted to feel the love too, Rooster.” He laughed as he laid on top of my back.

“Okay, do you feel enough love yet? I can’t feel my legs, guys.” Bob started to squirm underneath us. Hangman got up off of me and I descended to the floor.

“So what do you all want to do?” I looked at my watch it was 11 PM.

“How is y/n?” Bob smiled.

“She is good! She’s in Florida for work right now. That’s why she wasn’t here tonight. She comes back in 5 days.”

Fanboy leaned forward, “What does y/n do for work again?”

“She is an engineer. She’s the leader of her sector. She’s really good at what she does.”

“Damn, Rooster. An engineer? Has she considered working for the Navy?” Hangman raised his eyebrows.

I shook my head, “I wouldn’t want her to. That’ll take too much time from Leia. That’s not fair to her. The majority of the time she can work from home. She presents ideas to her colleagues and arranges for the projects to be done. I rather she is able to do that.”

Payback sucked his teeth, “Leia gets her smarts from her mom then.” He laughed.

“She definitely does. That doesn’t come from me. Just her love for flying. That's what she has from me.”

“Are you going to do anything for her when she gets back?” Phoenix eyed me and smiled.

“I want to, but I am not sure what to do. Maybe throw a welcome home party?”

“You should!” Phoenix got excited. “It’s her first time being away for long time from Leia and all of us, so why not? It would be super fun! We could invite everyone to come!”

I nodded and thought about it. “I think we should, that’s a great idea. I’m sure she will be happy to see all of you after a long week of torturous work.” I smiled up at Phoenix. “Will you guys help me plan it?”

“Bro, of course, we will! We love y/n!” Payback chuckled.

After some time of planning, we all set up the living area for bed. I ended up staying downstairs with everyone. We set up a couple of airbeds next to the couches. They all connected with each other. It was like one big bed in my living area. Phoenix and Coyote took the couches. Bob and Fanboy shared one of the air beds and Hangman and I slept on the other.

“Sorry if ya wake up to me cuddling you, Rooster. I’m a cuddler.” Hangman winked at me before he turned the other way.

“I might beat you to it. Cuddling is my middle name.”

He turned slowly and smiled, “Don’t tempt me with a good time, Bradshaw.” He winked at me again.

Phoenix turned to look at us, “If you love birds would like to just cuddle already so we can all go to bed, that would be perfect.” She smiled annoyingly.

Hangman looked at me and gave me a devious look. He scooted closer to me and threw his arm around my shoulders. He nuzzled his cheek into mine and we both looked at Phoenix.

Hangman smiled big, “I am so glad we did this. I’ll be able to sleep in peace.” He blinked his eyes at Phoenix.

She chuckled and shook her head. “Good night, love birds.” She turned the other way on the couch, away from us.

Hangman started to laugh, “Do you actually want to cuddle because I’m really comfortable right now, Rooster.”

I turned my head to look over at him and I smiled, “Not tonight, Hangman. I have an early morning. I have to be able to get out of bed.” I laughed and moved his hand and got comfortable.

“You’re loss, Rooster. I’m great at cuddling.” I felt the bed shift and he turned the other way. “Come here Bobby boy. I’d rather cuddle you instead.”

We all went to sleep. I woke up the next morning to Leia slapping my leg. “Daddy! Daddy!” She was yelling in a hushed whisper. I rubbed my eyes and looked toward my feet. She waved excitedly at me and smiled. In a hushed yell, “Daddy! Look what the tooth fairy gave me!” She pulled out the money that was left under her pillow. I let my eyes adjust and I looked at the clock, 7 AM.

I gasped and sat up, “Oh my gosh, sweetheart! That is awesome!”

She bounced in her place grasping and holding the money to her chest. I leaned toward her and placed my hands on her arms, “Make sure to keep that safe, okay?” She nodded. I leaned in more towards her and grabbed her face gently. I pulled her in and placed a kiss on her forehead, “Go get ready for school, sweetheart, okay?” She nodded and ran upstairs.

I looked around and everyone was still asleep. Phoenix was sprawled out on the couch next to me, Coyote was face down on the pillow slightly snoring, and Bob, Fanboy, and Hangman were all cuddling one another back to back to back. I chuckled and got off of the airbed slowly to not wake anyone. I grabbed my phone from my pocket and took a picture of all of them. Then I went upstairs to get changed and cleaned up to take Leia to school.

I got cleaned up and ready. I fixed Leia’s hair into a ponytail and helped her put her uniform on. She put her shoes on and attempted to tie them. She was able to do one on her own and needed my help with the other. We went downstairs quietly where I got her lunch ready. She sat at a stool on the counter and watched everyone as they slept. She giggled and got up on her knees on the stool.

I looked up and smiled, “What’s so funny, baby?”

“Fanboy, Hangman, and Bob are cuddling all together.” She covered her mouth and continued to laugh. “Can I go cuddle with them?”

I narrowed my eyes at her and smiled, “Only if you jump on all three of them.”

Her eyes got wide and she ran over to them. She set herself up and leaped. She landed on top of all three of them and they all woke up in a panic.

“Shit!” Hangman popped up with his eyes wide.

“Bob, why are you cuddling me?” Fanboy looked over at Bob.

“I was cold.” Bob sat up slowly and rubbed his eyes.

Leia laughed at all of them. They gave her kisses and she came back over to me. I packed up her lunch and helped her put on her backpack.

“I’ll be back in 30 minutes. I need to take Princess Leia to school.” The three guys waved and said bye to Leia.

We stood in front of Leia’s classroom door. I was on one knee and adjusting her shirt and fixing her collar. “Okay, baby. I will be here at 2 PM sharp today. I promise. Be good and learn something new. Remember what I always tell you, okay?”

Her face was sad and she nodded. She played with the buttons on my shirt, “Daddy, I’m going to miss you while I am at school.” She was looking down at my button.

I placed my hand on her cheek and brought her gaze to mine. I smiled slightly because I was sad too, “I’ll miss you so much too, princess. But it will go by fast. I’ll be picking you up in no time. Then, you can hang out with the squad and me.” I caressed her cheek and smiled.

She smiled back, “Promise you’ll pick me up right away.”

“I promise, baby. I’ll come super early so I can already be here for when you get out.” I placed a kiss on her forehead.

She clung to me and hugged me tightly. “I love you, daddy. I’ll see you soon.”

I wrapped my arms around her and hugged her tight. I gave her a big kiss on her cheek, “I love you too, sweetheart.”

After dropping Leia to school, I returned home. Everyone was awake and making food.

“I’m back and it smells amazing in here.” I walked into the kitchen. Coyote, Hangman, Phoenix, and Bob were cooking and prepping. “Where are Fanboy and Payback? They head home?”

“Nah, they went to the store to get a couple of more things to make. Your house is kind of empty, Rooster.” Coyote laughed as he flipped some pancakes.

I rolled my eyes, “Well for the record I did live alone. Never really ate here, we always ate out or on base… sooo.”

Phoenix patted me on the back, “Well you have a daughter now, Bradshaw. It’s time to load up.”

I nodded agreeing with her. Then Payback and Fanboy emerged through the front door with bags of groceries. They set them all on the counter.

“Woah! Woah! Woah! This is a lot of stuff guys. How much was it? I’ll pay you back.” My whole kitchen counter was filled with bags of stuff.

Payback threw an arm over my shoulders, “Don’t worry about it, bro. This is for our little babe.” He patted me on the chest and went back outside to retrieve more bags.

I stood there wide-eyed and my jaw dropped. “You guys are crazy for this!”

He came back in with a bunch of toys, “More toys for the little babe. Your house needed a kiddie makeover, Rooster. Thought we’d help.” Payback laughed. “Bath toys, princess tent, dolls, cars, another lightsaber, and a good ole pool. So we can all use it when we come over.” He patted my back as he and Fanboy brought everything in.

“Guys you really shouldn’t have done that. This is a lot of stuff!” I put my hands on my hips and looked at all of them.

Bob leaned against the counter and looked at everyone and then back to me, “There is no such thing as too much for little Vapor.”

Fanboy came to me with a jar, “A swear jar on behalf of Hangman and Coyote.” He smiled and winked.

I looked over at them and shook my head, “You have got to be kidding me. This thing is going to fill quickly.”

Hangman shook his head, “I doubt our little honey is going to be cursing like a Sailor knowing she has to put money into a jar.”

“You’d be surprised.” I looked at the jar and shook my head.

“I doubt that, Rooster. Because we also got her this.” Payback slammed a huge chair in front of me.

“What the hell is that?” I pointed at the chair in front of me and blinked at Payback. “What the fuck is on it?” I leaned down to the chair and inspected it.

“It’s a rooster seat!! ( @spookycookie 😂❤️)” Fanboy laughed.

“I’m sorry… A what seat?” I narrowed my eyes and looked at Fanboy.

“A rooster seat, man! We saw it at the store and were like ‘aww we have to get that for Rooster and then we got it. Now it's here. The punishment chair.” He threw his hands to present the chair. Everyone started to laugh.

“I can’t believe you guys bought this to put into my house.” I sat on it. “Holy shit, this is ridiculous.”

“Swear jar. Swear jar!” Hangman pointed at me vigorously and then to the jar.

“Oh, so we are doing the jar too? Our little girl is about to be rich rich because of us.” I crossed my arms and leaned back onto the rooster seat.

Phoenix slapped Hangman’s arm. “Nice going, Bagman.”

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NOT THE ROOSTER SEAT 😂 Thank you so much @spookycookie for misreading “Booster Seat” and making it “ROOSTER SEAT”! Your ABSOLUTE genius idea will live forever in this fic! I FUCKING LOVE IT 😂❤️ I’ll see you in the next part, babes! 🫶🏼

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dufrau · 8 months

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Babe you said you wanted comments and I love being a cheerleader so have a comment so thought through that I'm a little embarrassed (I literally took notes)

The loneliness that is getting invited to your mum's book club.

Nancy being heartbroken about not being invited 💔

Hard relate to thinking 'what is the most normal way to do something' in a social situation.

Also Nancy's allowed to be angry anyway but when you add wet socks? Unhinged feral rage justified.

If I was at that party I would absolutely have walked in on them because I'd be like, where snacks??? Except I probably would have followed in the first instance because the pretty girls went to get snacks so that's where I need to be and then they would never have banged so basically I'm glad I was not written in.

Giggling at the idea of Nancy smashing the peanut butter BC robin suggested it was an inappropriate snack.

'Her arms were pink up close, from the sun, and Nancy wanted to grab onto her biceps, her wrists, just grab them and let go and then watch her handprints fade away. Which was insane, of course. And which was par for the course, of course.'

Nancy angry at the fridge? fan art, someone, please.

Obsessed with Nancy checking out Robins legs like damn 😍 she has no musculature and she runs stupid, that's hot

Robin being like yeah the bowls are here where I'm blocking you from getting them and doing nothing to remedy that... her mind

Nancy not knowing what to say and just slut shaming robin 💯

'I need to get in there' 👀

'Robin swallowed and Nancy watched it happen. She couldn't feel it, the movement of her throat, from where her fingers were, and she was jealous of that too.' 🥴😩💓

The idea that in their blossoming relationship Robin will look at Nancy's facial expression and not be sure if she is about to commit a crime or fuck her silly 🤌🏻

'That she could have been the one to invite Robin over, that Robin almost definitely would have come if Nancy had only asked. Robin's hands were on her face and her breath was in Nancy's mouth and Nancy was standing between her legs surrounded by the heat of her, wondering if Robin would come now if she asked.' 😩😩😩

'Left to her own devices she wound up doing things like taking on the federal government to avenge her friend's death' happens to the best of us x

I think my favourite line is 'Nancy wanted to rub up against the sound of it.'

Favourite ronance canon trope is robin doing anything Nancy asks her (sexual)

Thank you for feeding us!!

Oh wow thank YOU for feeding ME. <3<3<3

I will address your concerns in list format! Under a cut because this is so long! Which I am not complaining about at all for the record this is making my day!

You know Karen's book club is awful, too. Straight romance novels every month and they just get drunk and complain about their husbands.

No but for real the loneliness of summer vacation when you are in-between friend groups? It's been 25 years but I remember this so vividly 😭 I did not fuck anybody in a kitchen about it though unfortunately.

I think Nancy is often kind of Performing Normalcy in the show and I think being profoundly lonely on top of that makes it very how-it-felt-to-socialize-when-covid-precautions-started-to-let-up. She's trying so hard!

Wet socks are the worst. Anger intensifies.

My excuse for nobody walking in was first of all just that its my story and i didnt want them to, but besides that im like, well nobody asked for snacks actually, and the boys are swimming in the pool and steve is working on his tan. And tbh they probably weren't even in there that long. Anyway they thank you for not interrupting them!

I almost had her pull down a can of Bush's Baked Beans instead of the peanut butter but it felt like very niche fanservice so I refrained.

The sunburn stuff was just there to add specificity and make it feel more tangible. I am trying to trick you into imagining what it feels like.

Nancy standing in front of the fridge mad about being short is so funny to me i can see it so clearly in my mind 😂 She's so mad already and now she's too short to reach the chips?? The disrespect.

I am a Robin-was-terrible-at-soccer-and-only-played-one-season-because-her-parents-forced-her truther. I am also a girls-with-soft-legs-are-cute truther.

Robin was 100% fucking with Nancy re: the bowls. I don't think she fully understood the *way* she was fucking with Nancy, but she definitely knew it was riling her up and she leaned into that on purpose just to see what would happen.

Nancy truly does know better than to slut shame anybody but she also does NOT know how to say "you look so good i want to scream" so uh RIP her principles this one time i guess.

The "I need to get in there" bit was just fun to write. I stand by it. I love that shit.

Throats are sexy. That is all I have to say about that.

I'm pretty sure Robin already has a pavlovian response to Nancy's Felony Face but yeah from here on out she's toast.

That line is probably a little over the top but nobody is probably reading angry kitchen smut for the subtlety so again I stand by it!

It's true though, whenever Nancy has nothing to do she MAKES something to do. Luckily for the federal government she now has something to do (Robin.)

Thank you! I also like that line a lot!

This is also my favorite trope for them 🙏

#bus-vibes #asks #spoilers i guess for that fic i posted yesterday #never be embarrassed for sending me comments like this they are my favorite thing in the world!

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