#looks like some furry I'd make in sims 3

[vimbry]

I won't lie, x.avier r.enegade angel's design kinda rules tho it's great. weird man bird head, digitigrade legs. 6 nipples. trainers. what's not to like about him.

#re: last reblog #take away the shaman traits and you're good #looks like some furry I'd make in sims 3 #what I saw initially was a contextless clip that was Really funny #it was only watching a full ep that was like ah right. the decade. #it's actually funny in a lot of places it just has a lot of this problem around it #2000s adult tv is just good jokes trapped between the most uncomfortable and unnecessarily punching down content

[bunbeeplays]

The Lemon Legacy: Generation 1, Chapter 10 - A Panic! at the Disco

The girls work off their turkey hangovers the next morning at the Movers and Shakers Gym. Well, Summer and Ophelia do. Libby soaks in the tub the entire time. I respect it.

They're hitting the club with Travis tonight, so they've got to look and feel their best!

Maybe Ophelia's still riding off the high of being a Notable Newcomer. Maybe she's just excited to go clubbing for the first time in her life. Maybe she's just, as the kids say, "feeling herself". For the first time in forever, she feels like she's living life. That's kinda hot.

When you spend this long in CAS, you gotta take some photos outside the club.

Summer: Okay, I get it, we're hot. Can we go inside now? I'm freezing my plumbob off!

Before they head inside...

Ophelia: Ah, Libby! This place looks great. Thanks so much for finding it!

Libby: Oh, yeah! My coworker recommended it.

Ophelia: We're gonna have a hard time finding a girl for Travis that's hotter than you. You look gorgeous!

Libby: OMW, Feefs, stop!

First chatting, then partying.

Ophelia: Damn, Trav. You make base game look good.

Summer: Operation Get Travis Laid is a go!

Travis: Let's not put so much pressure on it, alright? Even if I don't find the girl of my dreams tonight, I still have three awesome ladies in my life.

Ophelia: I'd like to propose a toast! I haven't known you guys for long, but it's clear there's a lot of love here, and I'm honored to have been invited into that. Thank you for teaching me that life is about more than grinding skills. To us!

Everyone: To us!

Summer: I have such a good feeling about tonight, Travis. I know your dream girl is out on that dance floor.

...Well, maybe not.

I swear, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. Rory chose NOW to go full fury mode.

Ophelia: Huh? Where's everyone going? It's just a furry, nothing to be scared of.

Ophelia: OMW that's no furry! It's a werewolf!

Talk about a panic at the disco

What are you giving me that look for, Rory?! You're the one who caused this!

Ophelia, ever the opportunist, goes into the restroom during all the frenzy so she can steal the soap pump and look into the mirror to ask herself what she's doing with her life.

When a rampaging werewolf is terrorizing the nightclub but your drink cost 21 Simoleons

Even some liquid courage can't help her face this werewolf.

Ophelia: AH! Screw this, we're out of here!

One loading screen later, the gang recoups at the Old Quarter Inn.

Summer: Well that was a complete and utter disaster.

Libby: Sorry Trav. Maybe your dream girl is here!

Ophelia: I doubt it. It's all random townies.

Travis: Yeah, and the bar doesn't have a bartender. Weird.

Ophelia: Okay, maybe we can turn this around.

Summer: What, and find a club with a vampire?

Travis: Look, I appreciate the effort, but maybe we should just call it a night. I doubt an intelligent, beautiful Sim is going to walk into this random bar at 3 AM.

He spoke too soon.

#The Sims #The Sims 4 #The Sims 4 Legacy #The Lemon Legacy #TS4 #The Sims 4 gameplay #sims 4 #generation 1 #ophelia #travis #summer #libby #becca

[syrinq]

sy's fun list of petty spite things for the most irrelevant shit in the world ever

i love being a picky hater and tuning things to meet my tastes a 100%. also making lists is fun

1) one of the first ever instances of me being picky as shit, is me individually handpicking textures from ~10 minecraft packs to merge them into my own custom one. this was so i'd like ALL textures and not be bothered by the majority of birch textures

I Would Be Nothing Without My Birch

2) another minecraft example is me at age 13 modifying and adding about 600+ skins to personalise my minecraft comes alive mod. because i LOATHED seeing the same skin for every guard in every village i'd encounter time and time again

3) reinstalling my entire sims 3 folder every few years or so, to once again have a hopeless attempt at running it smoothly. then realising the sims 3 camera just fucking sucks and everything else is mostly fine once optimised through bazillions of config edits and mods. also spending 4329320934820 years on sims resource and scouring tumblr blogs to find the most nichest and funniest types of custom content, resulting in 5gb of merged content. because merging packages is your best friend.

4) following an extremely particular naming + sorting structure for my folders, files, art wips, and so on and so forth. so it's all Cohesive And Good. if i catch myself misusing ONE single symbol or capital letter I Will Scream. downloads are never to be grouped by date. old-fashioned alphabet sorting my beloved

5) as a continuation to refine 4 further, currently i'm editing custom .ico files for my folders, because for some reason picked thumbnails from files-within-the-folder never stick. fuck you windows 10. I Will Circumvent Your Shitty Ways By Being Extremely Petty And Going Through Efforts Like These To Make Everything Cohesive And Nice For Myself. I Work On Visuals, Baby!

look at this. This Fucks

6) in this house we sort by 'the' and 'a' and similar title prefixes. no, i don't care i'll have a million names starting with 'the', IT STARTS WITH 'THE' SO IT'S INCLUDED FOR SORTING. one of the biggest reasons i hate the steam library sorting, because for some reason 'the' & whatever's included in the screenshot page. this makes 0 sense to me.

7) currently i'm also reigniting my love for character design and I WILL design these .png beasts as i and only i desire and not cater to whatever furries are popular right now. fuck the 'less is more' shit I'M SLAPPING PATTERNS ON THESE BEASTS

8) switched to android, because the biggest dealbreaker (besides iOS being shit generally) was the fact that iOS made song album art 1px by 1px on the home screen & that utterly devastated me. HOW ELSE AM I TO LOOK AT GOOD ART AND SEE WHAT SONG I'M LISTENING TO

This Should Be Illegal + I Only Stayed With The Brand Because I Was Already Used To It + Lame

9) I WILL revert your shitty border-radius images back to square. we LOVE EM POINTY, BOYS

10) changed default samsung keyboard to gboard, because the location of special symbols on the former annoyed the Shit Out Of Me. It Is So Unnaturelle. also gboard comes in cool colours that are unobtrusive enough to use

My Beloved Gradient

11) i will kill off whatever lore is canon if i make an oc based on some franchise. i will put a new jacket on them and suck them by vacuum into my own ocverse. because fuck them mafia hunting some 10-yo's electric mouse for sport

12) in 99.9% of cases ips, fics, whatever exists, always has something that irks me. i will crack my own knuckles and bend the ip so bad in my own files for my own entertainment

13) when a (prime) warframe's default skin is so god fucking awful to look at, 'cause of all the normal tex lines, I WILL put on a skin that's easier on the eyes. because fuck them details. fuck details in general btw i hate 4328943032 ornaments accessories etc

14) i will go out of my way where possible & fitting, to mod in an armour mod so my game protagonist can always be Cool & Unperceivable. because fuck them humans in fictional settings. fuck them relatable moments. i refuse to be a woman in monster hunter unless i can wear male armour without the need to show off my tits or anime-esque face. thanks

15) i will forever be a :P and :D and :] girlie. i Refuse to use emojis Unironically in 90% of cases. the remaining 10% of cases is using 😊 to convey gratitude to a boomer through text messages so i can be understood better. i'd rather unironically use the horrific lenny ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) than stoop as low as 🥺

16) i used to type 'you' as 'u' circa 2016 and something inside me viscerally dies, whenever i witness another using it. especially in a serious convo context or they do pull some confession or whatever. in this case it's none of my biz tho so who care

17) shit like the fibonacci sequence can sound fancy and like some delicious pasta, but i will refuse to use it. ever. you'll catch me dead before i'll utilise the golden ratio in stuff like artworks to ''make a cooler composition'' or whatever other bullshit effect it theoretically emits. you'll catch me dead calling an important game location a weenie, just because that's somehow a term introduced in fun park design & it was used to link to game design. a fucking WEENIE. fucking wieners.

STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU SINNER

18) anyone who made a significant change in their lives, without being educated on it or prep as much as possible, eg. getting a shit-breather of a persian cat, immediately gets -100 relationship and -100 morality points with me but i'll never ever mention this. fuck you and your untaught swine ass prioritising cutesy bullshit above health

19) besides common courtesy 'n all that, a huge deal breaker for any housemate, is eating microwaved ready meal pasta. especially if it's got cheese in it. that shit reeks worse than whatever i shit out during my period, and it goes as far as the bahamas. use microwaved rice instead god fucking damn. EVEN SEAFOOD IS BETTER

20) i will Absolutely Not stand on a damp bathroom mat that was made damp by someone else. that shit is Disgusting. same goes for warm toilet seats besides the stank, after someone took a wicked shit. I Need To Wait At Least 15 Minutes To Ensure Stank Gone.

21) i always liked seeing the offspring of my flight rising but despised clicking through 84920328032 names in offspring lists. my solution? like most in the excel sheet fandom, i made a personal database that lists visuals of every. single. dragon. i've hatched. as well as another database that keeps track of lineages in a visual family tree. these things are several years old and still going and I Am Unironically Actually Obsessed With This

22) using surtitles (above text) to caption media is a Sin. i will break into your house and exterminate your ass. subtitles are Neatest below the media, in the Center. As It Should Be For Bottoms. i also despise subtitles moved below the character that says it, but this can stay as it's easier for the deaf and whatever. either way I Will Break Your Media by moving the subs or completely turning them off. Fuck You.

23) uneven numbers are far more superior than even numbers and it's a Great Bonus point when lists end on uneven numbers. hell yeah brother. bye

#sy.txt #why did i make this. my own entertainment that's why #sy's shenanigans