#lorelai..... u r so obvious

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Request granted,tell me everything you have time to tell me about

Ok!!!! So the one thats been on my mind lately thars not exchanged, is a lab/scientist au.

Naven Nuknuk is the lead scientist and he uses his speech therapy program to trick Molly, Feenie and Trixie into becoming his test dummies. Hes successful and mashes the girls into a horrifying amalgamation; like this!

Yoomtah and Zora are his assistance, with Yoomtah being very NOT okay with what he's doing. Zoras indifferent cuz shes getting paid (in this au the events of the Museam arc didnt happen)

Lorelai (who actually cares about her sister in this au!!! WHAT?!?! OMG ITS UNHEARD OF!!!) starts getting the feeling somethings wrong and takes matters into her own hands, searching for the three girls until finding Giovanni (in this au theyre friends) and shes like "yo gio help me out" and hes like "bet, trix is my cousin don't want her getting hurt at all"

Then they go to thw police n are all "yo help us out" and theyre like "mehhh" cuz they dont think theyre serious (Yoomtah has been sending Lorelai clues and tidbits about where they are) but Percy takes it seriously n is like "ok bet gotchu" n sends a search party

Meanwhile Naven is testing on the poor girls and keeps em in a room with Rick (whos his test tube baby and essentially a human fish with sentience)

After a lot of gaps in plot; this happens:

Lorelai runs up to the door, banging on its metalic surface hard enough to injure herself. She pulls it back, shaking it aggressively,

"You okay???" Giovanni asks, peering over her shoulder in order to get a better look at her hand

"No!" Lorelai replies with the obvious, sucking her teeth in. "The doors bolted shut!"

She takes out her phone, pulling up the number that 'The Zinger' had been texting her with, scrambling to type with one hand

LORELAI:We r here ope door

LORELAI:*were

LORELAI:*open

LORELAI:Sort wridt hurts tryib to type wigh one hand

THE ZINGER: LMFAOOO did u try punching the door??

LORELAI: do n luagh at m

The Zinger sends a gif of a smug looking cat

THE ZINGER: Dokayyyyyyy

THE ZINGER: Sadly, naynay kept the outside door non elecy, so ur gonna hafta figure that out urself 😗😗✌️✌️

"Shit!" Lorelai half screamed

"What?" Giovanni asks

"The doors not electrical! Woulda been nice to know that EARLIER, Zinger!"

"Awh come on!"

Giovanni takes out his CRUEL CRIME CROWBAR, walking up to the door. He sets one foot in it, hooking the crowbar beneath the doors handles. Once hes locked it, he yanks it until the door loosens.

"Good thing I had this!" He says, giving the door a light kick as pay back for giving them trouble. He gestures for Lorelai to follow him inside, and they enter in together to see..

Naven..

He turns to face them, with a phone in his hands. Yoomtahs.

"My my my, how persistant the two of you are!" He sets the phone on the table, setting his hands firmly behind his back as he inches closer. "Its almost..."

He stops when he's face to face with Lorelai, creaking open his eyes. The smile on his face laced with hatred and mal-intent.

"Infuritating..."

He lifts his lanky body back from her gaze, his eyes falling closed. He turns away from them

"I'm afraid youre too late, however"

"Woah wah woah woah woah what- what do you mean??" Giovanni asks, his shoulders tensing. Naven lets out a small chuckle in response,

"Would you care to see?"

He begins to walk off, drawing in the uneasy curiosiry of Lorelai and Giovanni.

They stop outside of a room, which Naven opens with the keycard. Giovanni and Lorelai hear strained, pained moans from inside. Naven enters the room, the other two scuttling behind him like scared crabs. Theyre brought to a stop at what they see, a large mushed glue monster of what was once was a person. The faces of Molly, Feenie and Trixie sticking out, all wailing painfully.

Lorelai covers her mouth, eyes wider than saucers. Giovanni can barely speak, even though his mouth was opens.

Navens stands in front of the abomination.

"This is what I had been up to all this time, Isn't she beautiful?"

Lorelais shock morphed into rage, hands forming into fists. "What. Did you do?!"

"Something glorious..." he extends his arms, his pink eyes shooting open for the first time. His smile unhinged and manic, pupils the size of grapes. "ARENT YOU PROUD OF WHAT I'VE DONE?! ARENT YOU PROUD OF MY WORK! LOOK AT HER! GAZE INTO HER MANY EYES AND REVEL AT MY OWN CREATION!"

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I may or may not have been inspo'd by ur pfp

#epithet oc #epithet erased fanart #epithet erased percy #epithet erased mera #epithet erased molly #epithet erased #epithet spoilers #prison of plastic spoilers #epithet erased prison of plastic #prison of plastic #prison of plastic au #epithet erased au #epithet erased giovanni

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anonymous asked: Its so irritating that in teach me tonight lorelai doesnt want to lie to dean if he calls abt rory tutoring jess and even said maybe u shouldn't be doing this if dean wouldnt like it. Its just so crazy that she could see her daughter scared of telling her bf she is tutoring a friend that she tells rory to not do something bc of her bf, its just feels icky idk that lorelai wouldn't see that its not healthy for rory to have to lie abt something just so dean doesn't get mad, i mean idk why lorelai kept pushing dean on rory even if she knew she liked jess. Plus its so weird that everyone acts like jess is some kind of murderer when none of his actions r that bad besides like petty theft. Like all u can say was he wasn't friendly or nice to ppl but that's hardly makes him evil, just an angsty teenager

I agree, I never really understood Lorelai pushing Dean onto Rory especially during the period when she could tell that Rory was at least beginning to like Jess more than she let on. I guess I could chalk it up to her trying to use Dean as a way to get Rory to spend less time with Jess, which could be a better explanation rather than her being some weird cheerleader for her daughter's romantic relationship (let alone her first with any guy whatsoever). But still, at times those scenes just rub me the wrong way because as you said, if you have to lie to someone repeatedly about spending time with other guys in order for them to not get mad and yell at you, then chances are that relationship isn't all that balanced. Another scene that reminds me of this is when Lorelai finds out Rory kissed Jess and then goes on and on about what a prince charming Dean is and how 'terrible' Rory has been treating him. Like first off, Rory just kissed Jess and then ran away to DC. It's not like she had a months-long affair with him while Dean didn't know. And it becomes obvious that Rory is emotionally torn about liking another guy while being in a relationship with Dean, it's why everyone wringing their fists at Rory over Dean always confuses me because she didn't even 'properly' cheat on him. She kissed one guy, and I'm not saying it's somehow completely excusable, but she was conflicted over it and tried to make it work with Dean for his sake.

Jess's behavior in season 2 isn't even remotely as bad as some people try to make it out to be. Even the whole "bad boy" act the series tries to paint off as troublesome or deplorable from his side mostly just comes off as funny because honestly, it's not even half as bad as the stuff other bad boys in TV shows do. Jess doesn't steal valuables or huge sums of money and he doesn't even deal drugs, all he did was steal a couple of garden ornaments and supplies and drew a chalk outline in front of a market. That's not even destruction of public property, since you could easily wash the chalk off. As for him being rude or not welcoming to the adult townsfolk, I've stated this before but I just find it obvious how the same fans that use this reasoning endlessly have no trouble laughing at Luke literally hurling customers out of his diner when he's mad, and Luke is a grown man, mind you. It's also easily explainable that Jess wouldn't have the same approach as anyone anyone who grew up in Stars Hollow when it comes to treating the adults with some weird propriety since he grew up in New York.

#anonymous #answered #anti dean forrester #gilmore girls

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I have many for you! Bwahaha! B, M, N, R, T, U, Y, and Z!

B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind.

umm... I don’t know? I don’t really have an answer for this one haha

M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend.

It’s not a character but I would give my first born to be friends with Joe Mazzello obviously, and Rami! As well as a lot of their characters!

N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice).

More love for Lucy. More himbo/Bisexual Ben. More friendship stuff with the gang.

R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom?

HAHA isn’t that obvious?? Hardzello baby.

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending?

Ben Hardy is bisexual or at the very least bicurious. No, you can’t change my mind. 

U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.

The Doctor - Doctor Who. They’re amazing and I would die for them to be real and take me travelling around the universe (if its the current incarnation, better 😏)

Lorelai Gilmore - Gilmore Girls She just taught me everything about what being a good mom looks like and how toxic mine was. Really raised me in my teens. 

David Rose - Schitt’s Creek. I love how he’s unapologetically himself, even if he has some not so possitive traits but he has room for change and growth and I can relate to all of that. 

Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (i.e., fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)

Avatar/Korra

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go! (Prompts optional but encouraged.)

Oh no hahaha I guess I can say that I missed this time last year when we were still a few of us here and there were still fics to read and people excited to read mine. :( 

#asks #nat #i also miss allie a lot