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trigunwritings · 1 year

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Not sure if plantanatomy hcs are still on the table but honestly part of me wants to go even more alien anatomy with Vash just because I always had a thing for Human and Nonhuman pairings where like…. Sex in the traditional way is downright impossible. So I will be the first to throw in potentially cursed No dick /no vag Vash who has more of a meaty petal like situation down there. It looks a bit …. Weird? Strange? He himself calls it offputting but please shush him for that nonsense and build him up again. It still looks a bit like an uncanny mix between a labia and an orchid and when you both try to find out what feels good for each other you try to finger him and realize there’s….not really much that you can finger just because …yeah the way he is supposed to reproduce doesn’t necessarily include penetration Apperantly. You still can have a grand time with him tough because just rubbing him down there feels really fucking fantastic and the petals are sensetive as fuck, so you both get into some pretty satisfactory frotting action till he suddenly doubles over moaning and shaking and pulls away from you… only to dip his head low because he’s a considerate lover after all. So yeah, it’s unconventional but it’s not bad. Not bad at all if you love him and think he’s handsome and would probably still be delighted and willing to make him happy and experiment if he had a cheese grater down there… also that boy has strap game to the max. Get him one somewhere and take him for a ride and your legs will be shaking by the end of it. Vash could let you do this for HOURS he loves it so much.

(Hope you enjoy and also this is me coming in looking at all the smart people making very smart biological headcanons and sharing theories and saying interesting and smart things and going “Yeah but what if it was a pretty flower?” /hj)

Plant anatomy HCs are always on the table for me! I love learning about other peoples’ unique perspectives on things I otherwise never thought much of or thought to mix up—and I completely agree that human/nonhuman pairings that have non-traditional sex is a ton of fun to explore 👀

If a species doesn’t conceive offspring internally, then there doesn’t make much sense for them to have the same kind of plumbing that we’d see in creatures that do. Though I have no idea how a pregnancy analog would translate over to a physiology like that, I definitely think that there would be a wonderful amount of experimentation and mutual learning of one-another’s bodies—Vash would be extremely curious and unendingly sensitive as hell, especially since I don’t expect him to understand his own sexual anatomy very much since there’s so little to compare to as an independent plant.

And now I can’t stop thinking about what kind of orchid his junk would look like

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daftpatience · 1 year

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reading trigun i had a feeling i dont quite know how to articulate but it reminded me a lot of yokohama kaidashi kikou in a way? like the story itsself isnt nearly as tranquil but there are some interesting parallels. im REALLY bad at this type of writeup whjen im too tired to go full on essaymode so forgive my low effort but yeah readmore for stupid

ITS JUST ITS LIKE. the protagonist is so full of love and goodness and humanity not despite of but because of their nonhuman origins. i love alpha so much, especially the way that she interfaces with other machines in the world. kinda feels like vash and the plants. its more than just an object or machine its like this very feelings based thing!! PLUS the strange growths all over the place in ykk! so plantlike auhh

ALSO with the people on the planet struggling to get by and that feeling of great loss and wistfulness. it just is like they both are post apocalypse ADJACENT without being outright miserable. trigun being the fun silly western and ykk being the soft cute slice of life

ykk is the world vash dreams of, with people looking after each other even in dark times. love and peace! yknow?

i wanna draw up an au or somethin idk its just a really special manga to me and i wasnt expecting to find the same softness when i started reading trigun.

also since alpha owns a coffee shop this is like. a coffee shop au lol itd be sweet n sad if he was waiting for rem...aaaafjdogfg

anyways. person who’s favourite manga is ykk: guys is it just me or is trigun giving me a lot of ykk vibes

#yokohama kaidashi kikou #yokohama shopping log #trigun #trimax

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