#maddmuses

[swordsxandxsakuras]

@maddmuses: Naruto vc: *heart-eyes*

She breaks an arm

🌸 → ❝ Hello~. ❞

#maddmuses #🌸 \\ into the fire breath // (ic) #(replies)

[venenorita]

@maddmuses asked for a Starter

"The hell? Something on my face, Shinigami?"

A slight look of cautious disdain showed on the Arrancar's features as she spotted them eyeing her from afar. Kinda hard to miss at that, the Lieutenant of the Fourth wasn't exactly subtle. Much less so now with that fancy new captain's robe.

"If you're ancy about me being here, I don't plan on staying. I'll be outta your hair soon." she added, well aware that her presence probably put shinigami on edge. Ironically enough.

#maddmuses #[In Venomed - IC] #[Isane - Maddmuses]

[burdenedreverence]

"So you're the one that this whole affair was put together for, hmm?" The queen of all saiyans seemed to appear from nowhere before the newly-promoted officer. Glass and crystals adorned the ball room as many over-the-top decorations that indicated just how significant an event it was.

Promotions were not an uncommon thing for saiyans, but when a low-class transcended the middle class and reached up to the echelons of elites? Less than once-in-a-generation. So, despite this ball being intended for the promotions throughout the year, an emphasis was placed on the new, strapping, officer before her.

Ever the warrior queen, Barb was still adorned in her armor, cloak and sigil worn casually as she craned her head backward slightly to regard the saiyan. Of course, she had her own reputation, but the expression she held for him seemed... Somewhere between amused and bemused.

What he'd give to right now be in the trenches, to be knee deep in the muck and blood of battle, surrounded by nothing but the screams of the— Someone was speaking to him.

His head turns to the sound of the voice, in his hand a half-drunk glass of whatever beverage they supplied at these things. He immediately knew who it was, his eyes squinting a bit in surprise only to relax. "I suppose I am. Bit over the top if you ask me. I could be where I'm needed, right now."

It goes without saying that Hayden is more a Saiyan of action, then words. Across the galaxy there was countless battles waging, some easier than others. He didn't rise to the rank of the Elites because he took easy battles. The more harsh the battle, the more glorious the triumph. A slight scoff leaves his mouth as he looks at the gathering in the Ball room.

"Don't mean to be rude n' all that, my Queen. Just seems to be like ya'll wanted a fightin' officer. So, I rather be fightin'."

He gives a wide, vicious grin. A laugh leaves his lips, the husky brawling laughter of an arrogant warrior who has never lost a battle; proud to be who he is.

#v. raise your standard . saiyan #maddmuses

[diabelskoga]

"It was ME Sanji, I took all of that food out of its packaging, force-fed it to Luffy at faster than the speed of light so he wouldn't notice, then hid the wrappings among Nami's things, so that you'd think SHE took all the food, then wrote 'Ligma' with sausages on your counter when you weren't looking!"

❝ YOU FIRST TAKE ALL THE FOOD WE HAVE AND FEED IT TO LUFFY? AND THEN YOU DARE PUT THE BLAME ON MY BEAUTIFUL SWEET NAMI-SAN?! YOU'RE DEAD. RUN AS FAST AS YOU FUCKING CAN, YOU WON'T OUTRUN THE FATE OF BEING BOILED TO A FUCKING CRISP. ❞

#maddmuses #[ ANS ] ── * ORDER UP ( 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘬𝘰𝘨𝘢 ) #[ CRACK ] ── * PARTY TABLE KICK COURSE ( 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘬𝘰𝘨𝘢 ) #( OH HE'S PISSED )

[thuganomxcs]

"It was me, Urameshi. I modified the course of chronological events so that Kuwabara could rizz at least six girls in this new timeline, earning him bountiful booty, and many girlfriends, while you wallow in the despair of not even being able to lock down Keiko in this timeline, due to other sabotage I've committed in your past, that you didn't know about UNTIL THIS VERY MOMENT!!!"

❝ poltergeist report: 𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃 | 𝙰𝙲𝙲𝙴𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶.

..what?! Why?! Could this be true? For so many years he’s 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙙 to win that girl over but it was ALWAYS A NO, or she’d even compare him to the indisputably perfect specimen of manliness that is Kuwabara. The moment she’d bring that name up Yusuke knew he would always come up short..and now this guy in yellow pajamas claim to be the reason for this!?

Yusuke also could have sworn he heard the mysterious speedster mention something about 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒. In fact he specifically mentioned 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚. Yusuke has read enough comic book to understand the talk regarding time travel and it was..jarring to think that there’s a timeline where HE actually had Keiko. Did this man also cause mishaps in his past as well? OH that made half yokai angry. ━━   ❝   𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡..   ❞  His words left him with animosity as he pounds his own fist into his palm whilst stepping closer to this speedster.

#❛ mail ━━ when i rush make your butt pucker the fuck up. #I reply to crack like this with my WHOLE chest #stop being a hater THAWNE #maddmuses

[ancicntforged]

"It was me, Ruby! I replaced all of the chips in your chocolate chip cookies with both actual potato chips, as well as a highly-concentrated, embittered, variation of the chocolate of my own design, able to cause an impulse reaction in the sapient mind that forever associates the disgusting taste of these chocolates with the experience you have, made with a variation of the cocoa bean that is used to create a highly-addictive drug in my time, forcing you to crave something that you hate!!!"

"Zoom, you fucking asshole." Fantastic, now she associated chocolate with the worst thing she's ever tasted and she craves them? "Your petty evil knows no bounds, Thane. Remember my words, for one day I will get back at you and make you rue the day you did this!"

#;Ruby #maddmuses

[hxroic-wxlls]

"It was ME Mario! I replaced the noodles in your lasagna with gluten-free lasagna noodles, before doing the same to the cake that Princess Toadstool baked for you!!"

“ … “

“ THAT IS NOT OKIE DOKIE. “

This is going to be the ultimate showdown.

And he will NOT sugarcoat it.

#maddmuses #{ask answered} #{crack} #{let's'a go: ic}

[fantasybots]

@maddmuses replied to your post “Ah, her ribs just started throbbing. That's odd...”:

Rukia vc: What a woman, right?

"A woman I wouldn't survive, for sure." She's not disagreeing.

#maddmuses #Muse Kyoko

[apocalypta-secundus]

(Cont'd from Heeeere~) @maddmuses

"I just needed someone to chill out with." And a reason to slack off? That was definitely part of it. "Thought you wouldn't mind?" She scratched the side of her head. "You looked kind of lonely." That was from her observation and just a guess. "Did you want to go somewhere specific?" Actually, were they allowed off grounds? As if it mattered to her, she was a rebellious spirit! "I've been wanting to try this place nearby!"

#V: The glamourous punk rock Shinigami; Akina Ayasegawa (Bleach) #(...I need to recolor her icons or redraw some for this eh. Akina with her natural hair color is AAAAAAAA.) #maddmuses #(Not me taking forever because I don't remember if Souls eat food nope)

[machimachilegends]

@maddmuses

"I wonder what Chairman Bell could be wanting now?"

#avida star yukiko #ic #maddmuses

[swordsxandxsakuras]

@maddmuses asked: "👀👀👀👀👀👀 Is that... RAMEN??????" (Naruto ofc)

Nezuko remembered talking to SAKURA how much of a nerd the blonde hero is. She did not believe it, but Naruto can be silly at times. When she was invited to his home, she noticed food in the apartment is instant ramen and rotting milk. Her motherly instincts emerged; helping her mother raise her younger siblings gave her some domestic experience, that includes cooking. So the slayer paid her own coins for ingredients to make homemade pork ramen similar to the shack Naruto always visits.

#food // #maddmuses #🌸 \\ into the fire breath // (ic) #🌸 \\ the crow calls // (answered) #//i know they met in shippudden #//but i have been rereading the kny manga about adult nez #//and i love naruto the last movie sooooo

[bas0rexias]

@maddmuses

“Aw, I thought you said you’d like me to carry you to safety,” Karlach teased, although safety in this case was a slightly too deep river for some of the group members to get across.

#maddmuses #k. cliffgate

[burdenedreverence]

"Hmm? What's wrong why my beard?"

"Luffy, what the fuck am I looking at."

#v. swashbuckling bravado . one piece #maddmuses #//he is genuinely perturbed

[wildfrau]

@maddmuses from Here!

What.... the fuck?

She had expected a lot of things when she got into the barracks. Seeing a goddamn raccoon bumbling around in Isane's Captain's haori was NOT one of them.

She briskly stroce over to the little thing and snatched the note up.

........This was utter nonsense. From..... Feng?

A look of ...conflicted concern flashed across her features as she looked down at the little critter.

Well, this was either....apparently the Captain. OR. Some kind of prank. Either way, it seemed the Captain of the Second Division had a raccoon pet. And she began to lean more into this being some prank. Why would Soi be keeping an eye on a raccoon?

"Well alright then... 'Isane'. Looks like I'm gonna be lookin after you." She sighed, scooping the rodent up and gently hugging them to her chest as she looked around for somewhere to sit.

"Don't suppose you're a ...Talking Raccoon?"

#maddmuses #[In Roaring Thunder - IC] #[maddmuses - Isane] #theres so many things wrong with this hypothetical #I'm just gonna assume youre a regular rac. #Which means you get to hang out in my lap and be pet all day

[minds-interlinked]

//@maddmuses liked for a starter~ - (Ino for Sakura)

"What's my girl up to today, hm?" Ino asked proceeding to wrap her arms around Sakura. She loved having her close, and considering how often they had both worked lately, it was frustrating how hard it was to find some down time together. "Tell me you've got some time to spare for me today. I've missed you!" She whined.

#maddmuses #“Minds are like flowers; they open only when the time is right.” [//Muse: Ino Yamanaka] #[[//queued]]

[the-mjolnir-owner]

"It was me, Odinson! I manipulated the course of events in your life to showcase brief instances of brilliance in your father's presence, while also undermining you in moments where you were both present, so as to establish an unreasonable expectation on the part of your father... Well, more unreasonable, that guy's standards were high in any timeline. But still, I actively made your triumphs seem smaller than they were by causing UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES!!!"

@maddmuses

Ah, of course: yet another enemy who probably wanted to make Thor pay for mistakes that weren't commited by him. He sighed, trying to understand first and react later - stormbreaker nearby just in case. "It's Thor," he corrected, folding his arms and frowing. The other's words made no sense. Odin had always undervalued his son's deeds, but he was wisely trying to teach Thor how to strive for more and not be satisfied by what he had already conquered. A valuable lesson that required no outer manipulation. "Who are you and what do you want?"

#maddmuses #so you all chose violence tonight uh