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crybabycunt · 2 days

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Kate: Yelena can't be perfect at everything. There's gotta be something she sucks at.

Peter: It's unfair. Can't she fail a drill once?

America: I bet she's bad in bed. She has no time for a romantic life.

Kate: No, she's good at that, too.

Peter:

America: Uhhh... hold up-

#bishova #bishlova #yelena belova #kate bishop #hawkeye #black widow #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #funny #crack #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes

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laluv-469 · 4 hours

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<laluv's smau>

you ask jjk men to bail you out from jail <3

Disclaimer!: This is my first smau post, and this particular idea isn't mine originally. The plot has been done before, so here's my silly twist on it. Enjoy! ^-^

crack, fluff, smut

author's note: i got inspo to post this by leaving an anon ask on @textmel8r 's blog who helped me lots, so thanks sm 🥺

i'll be doing more- laluv ♡

#jjk #jjk smau #jjk x reader #jjk x y/n #satoru gojo #suguru geto #nanami kento #toji fushiguro #choso kamo #sukuna ryomen #crack #jjk smut #jjk fluff #please don't flop #imessage #jjk texts

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leveragecentral · 1 day

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Leverage + Textposts 2

#leverage #leverageedit #multi #eliot spencer #parker #jim sterling #sophie devereaux #nate ford #alec hardison #nate x sophie #photos #crack #rose

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waytooinvested · 2 days

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Kara: [crying] Nonono this can't be happening. You were taken from this world too soon, and all I did to try to save you was never enough because in the end my strength was my undoing. I can't believe that fate is so cruel as to take you just as I was about to know the sweetness of your touch on my lips. Oh Rao, why have you forsaken me?! Alex: ...Kara, you dropped your ice cream, not the love of your life. Just don't squeeze the cone so hard next time. Kara: Ice cream IS the love of my life. Lena: I am literally RIGHT HERE Kara, what the hell? Alex: Oh, you are SO sleeping on the couch tonight sis. I can't believe you actually just said that in front of your wife. Kara: I CAN HAVE TWO LOVES!

#supercorp #kara danvers #lena luthor #alex danvers #supergirl #kara x lena #incorrect supercorp quote #incorrect supergirl quotes #crack

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bi-emo-bitch · 2 days

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Hazbin hotel photo dump from my Pinterest

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #angel dust #nifty hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #meme #crack #crack post

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rumeko · 3 days

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thereness

#photography #錆 #rust #ひび #crack #花 #flowers #植物 #plants #Japan

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frost-eyed-autumn · 8 hours

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Chuuya is not smart and will never be smart keep seething and coping 👍🏼

Damn guys I can't believe I finally got a visit from the Dazai Anon 😭I always knew this day would come but not this soon!

Hey Dazai Anon, its good to finally meet you. When's the delivery date? You look like you're about to POP. You should really take that thing to a hospital pronto and get it looked at.

Don't forget to enroll them in early education! Between you and idiot Chuuya, they're definitely gonna need it!

@sabh0 @dazai-anon-archive-taketwo

#Answered #dazai anon #crack #ooc #drama tw #{--Finally I can put my art skills to the greater good--}

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vmpirevnom · 3 days

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When someone that’s been psychologically manipulating you acts like they’ve done nothing wrong:

#shoutout to my ex friend #for being a total dick for the past 2 months #crack #shitpost #meme #my chemical romance #my chem #my chemical fucking romance #gerard way #mcr memes #mental health #toxic friends #idk if I’d call what she did abuse but it certainly messed with my mind

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sokoe-chan · 2 days

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just scrap all the shit of the confessarius reviving Theresa, the true reason she come back to live is because hypergraph drop this

#shitpost #arknight #mont3r my beloved #kal'tsit #local robot cat slay so hard that make the dead come back to life #theresa #crack #arknights

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iamnmbr3 · 3 days

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lmao can u imagine if in addition to cursing the DADA post Tom Riddle just kept showing up every year and reapplying in a different bad disguise (and under a different assumed name that is an anagram of his actual name)? Or if he just kept possessing different people? Every time Dumbledore's like 'i know it's you tom' and tom's like 'excuse me?? tom? tom who?' The crack AU we deserve.

#crack #humor #Harry Potter #Tom Riddle

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fanfics4thefanatics · 3 days

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