#mmkay lets tag this as smut

[shoyoist]

Hii rekha, long time no talk, do me a favor and make a small list of your fav anime characters in the order of who would vs who wouldn't survive NNN (no specific fandom) I just wanna see your opinion that's all.

hi xyhoo 💓 lmaoo okay i thought about it and tbh NONE of my faves would survive, either because their libido is just too high to manage or because they think NNN is fucking stupid. but okayy let's do it. you asked for a small list but i'm incapable of keeping things short when it comes to my faves so i am sorry in advance!!

haikyuu: the only man i see in this world is shoyo<33 he has the discipline to get through it but he believes in keeping himself at 100% physically, so he would turn me down even if i suggested he try NNN 😭 so no! he doesn't survive.

tokyo rev: (this is in order of biggest fail to almost-made-it)

1. sanoshin my beloved<33 he CANNOT survive. he jacks off like every day. look at him you know i'm right!! baby boy lasts a week max and that is if he physically restrains himself or something. and it's only a couple of days if you're around to tease him through it.

2. izana cannot survive. he's way too needy to make it. an entire MONTH without your touch?? without indulging in his lil dirty fantasies about you? he'll go insane he can't do it. he'll be in tears.

3. shuji cannot survive. he thinks it's fucking stupid. and if he does participating he makes it look like he survived but he's locking himself in the bathroom to jack off on day three. you ask him how he's doing and he's all nonchalant like "yeah it's not that fucking difficult alright" but he's secretly busting his nuts as per his regular schedule :P

4. kakucho goes pretty strong!! he nearly makes it. it's just that his balls are so full and heavy by the third week, and every time he looks at you his vision tunnels. and then he wakes up in the mornings and grits his teeth like goddd FUCK IT. he makes it three weeks and then fails.

5. kisaki would actually make it honestly. he thinks it's the stupidest, most childish thing ever but if you beg him to try it he would. says “you'll be the one that comes begging to me.” and he's determined to not cave. he busies himself with work to keep his mind off of it and most nights he's so tired when he gets home he's so tired he just falls asleep the moment he hits the bed. he would fail the moment you get too forward with any teasing tho v_v he's the type that cums in his pants real easy <33

blue lock: (again, in order of biggest fail to almost-made-it)

1. SHIDOU RYUSEI. no explanation needed.

2. reo also thinks it's stupid, but not because he thinks it's like dumb or childish or anything, it's just that he gets in on every NNN but has always failed halfway through. he just can't take it anymore by the end of the second week</3

3. chigiri would make it pretty far, but at some point he would just conveniently forget he was trying to survive a month without jacking off. one morning on the last week he's staring at himself bleary eyed, his dick in his fist and cum on his stomach, and he's like “oops.”

4. rin <33 he doesn't make it. he doesn't participate. he thinks it's stupid and he's not about to get coaxed into participating. he doesn't like restraining himself, and he doesn't like being restricted from your touch for too long either. so like shoyo, he's not in the game :P

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[marvelousell]

hope you stay safe!! i’d like to request something of harrison. his tag stays dry often and i feel he deserves more love. it can be something that has to do with the whole social distancing thing everyone is doing. start fluffy and maybe end with some smut?? thank u and once again, stay safe!! 🥺

Social distancing

A/N: Hope you all stay safe guys! ❤️

Warnings: Mentions of smut

Mmkay so let’s see

This whole situation was an utter disaster

You and Harrison loved spending time together, I mean him being always at your place, and you being at his place

Your relationship was idyllic, always going on small dates, trips, having almost every weekend a night in, spending every holiday with your families and stuff

But the situation now was different, and you both were aware that this will escalate into something way bigger

So the plan was before the whole social distancing, for you to stay in his apartment, because it was way spacious

You staying in your, and Harrison in his apartment was a big no

He couldn’t go a second without his sweetie

The days were looong, but you two always found yourself a good entertainment

Mornings for sure began with lots of warm cuddles

His fingertips stroked your hip gently, moving upwards to your ribs

You just nuzzled your face into his neck giving him a small peck, wanting more

He for sure got the message, grabbing your breast, and touching your sensitive nipple

Oh boy you couldn’t get through the teasing you needed him now.

“No teasing baby, I want you inside of me.” You sat on his lap playing with the band on his boxers

Well let’s just say that you two for sure made morning sex a routine

The two of you were like animals

Harrison always made sure you two had a sweet breakfast in bed, while watching cartoon series

Because why not?

The days were full of teasing, you two just couldn’t get enough of each other

You preparing dinner in his shirt, your hair in a loose bun

‘Oh what a heavenly view’ he always thought, but his innocent thoughts were replaced, seeing you bend over on purpose, exposing the black lace underwear barely covering anything

Well he couldn’t control himself, so he ate you out right on the kitchen counter

Well I said you were animals didn’t I?

Your sex drive was waay up there

Sex on the couch, bedroom, kitchen, hell anywhere you could

But let’s be honest Harrison was a sweet guy after all, he always took good care of his girl

So the days in were spend also having a good movie marathon with loads of snacks

Him always hugging and kissing you everywhere, making you smile widely

He pampered you 24/7 giving you gentle back rubs, running you a bubble bath, making you your favourite tea, always helping you even if you didn’t insist on that

Harrison made you heart swell, being the best boyfriend ever

He loved you, he was on cloud nine ever since he met you, and he knew how to show it

Those days spent at his apartment, made him realise that he wanted to spend every damn second with you, preparing a big plan to ask you to move in after all of this ends

#harrison osterfield imagine #harrison osterfield fanfic #harrison osterfield #harrison osterfield x reader #harrison osterfield fluff #harrison osterfield blurb #harrison osterfield smut #tom holland imagine #elli writes

[uurameshii]

SHIPPING INFO | ABOUT MUN. REPOST DON’T REBLOG

✧ WHAT’S YOUR OTP FOR YOUR MUSE ? I’m Yusuke x Kurama trash tbh. I’m not going to lie, lmao. They’ve been one of my OTPs for a really long time, but I also adore Yusuke x Keiko because holy shit, that girl has the fucking patience of a saint putting up with Yusuke’s shit, lmao. BUT CAN I JUST SAY~ I wasn’t a huge crossover ship person when I first started out, but now I ship Yusuke with muses I never imagined I would and I love it. <3

✧ WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO RP WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING ? TBH I’m still working that out as I go! I’m fine with shipping Yusuke with anyone as long as there’s chemistry there. I’m cool with fluff, angst, action, violence and maybe (and this is a huge maybe) smut? It depends because I’m still on the fence about it, but if I do decide to, it will only take place in Yusuke’s main verse when he’s 21 and I will only write smut with those I feel comfortable with. Toxic ships are okay too, to a certain extent but I will not change my muse and his opinions/reactions/actions to make him fit into a ship with anyone.

✧ HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE ?

Honestly, for the sake of my comfort, I will not ship with muns under the age of 18. As for character age gaps, it depends? In Yusuke’s main verse, his age can range from 19-21, so I’m willing to ship Yusuke with any humans that are in the same general age range as him, and as for demons, I know this can get a little muddy since demons tend to be hundreds of years old and all that good stuff~ As long as they don’t appear to be ridiculously older than Yusuke?? Like. I’m not going to ship Yusuke with a demon that looks like they’re in their mid forties/fifties? lmfao. In Yusuke’s Spirit Detective verses where his age may range between 14-18, I will ship him with other muses within the same general age range as him but I will not be RPing any smut within those verses.

✧ ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING ?: YES. I’ve become very fucking selective, lmao. Don’t get me wrong, I can be a shipping hoe at times, but I’m also someone that wants and appreciates progression and chemistry. If I plan to ship something, I’ll discuss it with the mun first and see how things develop first. Usually, I feel it’s a matter of letting the muses interact to see if they have chemistry. If they have chemistry, awesome. If not, I’m sorry but I can’t and won’t fake the funk. It’s nothing personal. If our muses don’t click romantically, I’m 100% open to other bonds/relationships like friends, rivals, enemies, or even sibling type bonds. Seriously. I love all BROTPs and enemies just as much as I love my ships, so give me all the things.  

✧ HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY’RE CONSIDERED NSFW?  Lmfao the moment there’s touching and clothes are coming off, I think that’s where I’ll throw in a read more. Sometimes I’ll tag dirty/funny memes as nsfw just for other people’s comfort but for the most part that’s about as nsfw as you’ll see on here? With the exception of my thread with my favorite sin cryptid.

✧ WHO ARE OTHER MUSES YOU SHIP YOUR MUSE WITH ? Weeeeeeell~ Right now, Yusuke is currently being shipped with @jardinfleursduciel‘s Kurama, @spiritxkissed‘s Keiko, @slayersheart‘s Sango, @moonliighttears Usagi, @bubblegumscales Juri, @thievingbat‘s Kuronue, @jokeranonymous, and @timidplum .  Depending on the verse, he’s also got an OT3 going with Joker and Plum, and an OT3 with @jardinfleursduciel‘s Kurama and @thievingbat‘s Kuronue. There are some other relationships in the works though! So keep an eye out. 👀

✧ DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU ? Yeah! It would be appreciated, lol. If you feel like your muse and mine have potential to become a ship, pop in and let me know. Now, as I said before, it’s all about chemistry and seeing how the muses interact.

✧ HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP ?: Listennnnn~ I love my ships mmkay? I really do. I’m the type to fuck you up with those ship feels by reblogging a song/image that’s relevant to a thread or slide into your inbox to give you all the love. XD BUT HEY, like I said, I’m not all about romantic ships. I can’t stress this enough. Yusuke needs more friends as well as enemies. ;D

✧ ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS ? I don’t know if I’d say ship obsessed but I’m very invested in my ships! :3 I try to keep it under control so I’m not constantly spamming the dash with shippy things, but if I’m in a mood for angst and/or fluff, chances are you will know. XD

✧ ARE YOU MULTISHIP ?  Yup, yup! I’m multiship and every relationship, be it a two-person or OT3 ship is set in a different verse/AU. :3 

✧ WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHIP(S) IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM ? I always have been and forever will be Yusuke x Kurama and Yusuke x Keiko trash, but I’m curious to see what other ships this fandom will make me fall in love with because at this point IDEK what to expect?? I love it. <3

✧ FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU ?: You can either leave out a plate of arroz con habichuelas with a side of tostones, a riceball or a bag of popcorn. Maybe some mashed potatoes too. I swear I’m not telling you to bribe me with food, lmfao. 

Nah, I kid. ;D Just pop into the inbox and talk to me! I won’t bite. 

Tagging: Anyone who wants to do the thing tbh!~

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