#more excellent wainlock from our resident expert

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Hammerlock, thinking: Oh. It's 4:30 in the morning and I'm wide awake. Hammerlock, still thinking, but now also looking at Wainwright sleeping by his side: Oh, how sweetly and soundly he's sleeping! Must... cuddl..e...... Hammerlock, thinking more still: No, no, categorically not! His alarm won't ring for hours yet! I cannot possibly ruin his rest! Hammerlock, thinking yet more still, and shaking like a wet skag: Must.... not...... touch. Must not.... touch. Wainwright, eyes still closed: I can feel you movin' around, y'know.

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