does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles
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this is potentially goofy as hell but does anyone have a guide for alt text writing?? I always feel like im fucking it up somehow and i want to get better at it so i stop feeling so dumb abt potentially writing the wrong stuff
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Morgan beatboxing the sicknasty Tetris cover at his and Winston's overwedding in overwatch 69, 10 years from now after his boyfriend has accepted his government assigned kin,
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i saw a man at work the other day wearing a shirt that said "i was normal 2 pomeranians ago" with pictures of his pomeranians on it. important to note he had his pomeranians in his cart
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my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that
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Went 2 block a bot & now i cant stop thinking abt Dont be scraed
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Lost my fucking mind at a red light today
turning off reblogs bc im tired of terfs in my notes. anwyays trans people are sooo much cooler and sexier than cis people but especially terfs. bye
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do you ever see a marketplace listing thats soooo. um. murder-y.
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seriously tho wtf my mouse is shocking me
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bottom surgery where i just get the balls and nothinf else
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me looking at this poll like yaaaaay hehe my cat won this contest!!! idk who those other 2 are but congrats athena i love u!!!!!!!!!! well deserved!!!!!!!!
everyone say congratulations to my cat!!!!!!
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being on tumblr for me is just like seeing things on my dash and being like oh i gotta send that to that my gooning mutual. Oh that would be perfect for my crab rangoon mutual. this post would defs be funny to my mutual who had her bones stolen. Oh i hope i saved that video for my silly little gnome mutual
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