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Spanks vs Bites part 1.(I head cannon that most of the villians swear when the knd aren't around, especially Potty mouth.)
(The knd villians are at Evil Adults Inc, celebrating the twenty year anniversary of the founding of the company. There was music, food, and soda.(both diet and regular))
Mr.Boss: I still think diet soda is better than regular soda.
Stickybeard: It has no sugar, so it's a hard pass for me.
(Mr.Boss and Stickybeard accidentally grab eachother's drinks.)
Stickybeard: Ew, diet!
Mr.Boss: Ugh, regular!
(everyone's having a good time until they hear screaming.)
Toiletnator: What was that?
(Everyone goes to where they heard the screaming and sees a janitor laying unconscious. The building then warns them that they're being hunted by a vampire.)
Potty Mouth: God Dammit, Spankulot!
Spankulot: I'm not doing anything wrong!
Chester: How do we know you're not lying?
Nurse Jumbo: He's telling the truth, the janitor doesn't have a spank mark on her rear, she has something else.
(Nurse Jumbo turns the janitor over and reveals the she has a bite mark on her neck.)
Toiletnator: We're being hunted by a blood sucking vampire!? That's even scarier!
Knightbrace: We're all doomed!
(Everyone except Father, Miss Goodwall, Mr.Boss, and Spankulot start freaking out and running in circles.)
Mr.Boss: Everyone, shut the fuck up!
(Everyone stops screaming and running)
Nurse Jumbo: What's the plan?
Father: The plan is to have a full on lockdown so that blood sucking vampire can't escape and stay in lockdown until they're captured. Spankulot, you go find them because you're already a vampire.
Spankulot: Yes, sir!
Father: The rest of you split up to find anything that might help us defeat this unwanted intruder!
Everyone else: Yes, sir!
Toiletnator: Can I go with Spankulot, I feel most safe with him.
Father: If that's what you want.
Toiletnator: Thank you.
Father: You're welcome.
Miss Goodwall: There's an odd number of us, who's gonna have to be alone and vulnerable?
Potty Mouth: I'm sure not going alone, that's for damn sure!
Father: I'll go alone, I have fire powers and a great since of strategy, so I have a fighting chance, even without someone to back me up.
Miss Goodwall: Alright, if you say so.
Father: Everyone else, pick your partner.
(Miss Goodwall paired up with Mr.Boss, Cuppa Joe paired up with Robin Food, Mr.Wink paired up with Mr.Fibb, Nurse Jumbo paired up with Gramma Stuffum, and Chester paired up with Potty Mouth, leaving Stickybeard and Knightbrace forced to pair up even though they hate eachother.)
Knightbrace:(frustrated) Of course I'm stuck with this crime against dental hygiene...
Stickybeard: Watch your mouth, Knightbrace!
Father: Now's not the time for fighting!
Knightbrace and Stickybeard: Sorry...
(The building goes into full lockdown and they all split up to find the blood thirsty vampire.)
The end of part 1.
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Spanks vs Bites part 6.
(Everyone enters the meeting room to see Nurse Jumbo tending to Gramma Stuffum, who has been bitten.)
Spankulot: What happened, Nurse Jumbo!?
Nurse Jumbo: I went to the bathroom and heard Gramma Stuffum screaming, I hurried up washing my hands and rushed back to the meeting room, but by the time I got here it was too late.
Mr.Boss: Alright let's put her in quarantine...
(They go to the quarantine room, repel Mr.Wink, Mr.Fibb, and the janitor to keep them from biting anyone, and toss Gramma Stuffum in the room.)
Knightbrace: We're slowly being picked off by these vampires and it's only a matter of time before I'm next!
(Knightbrace starts running down the hallway for his life.)
Delivery guy: Sir, please come back!
(The delivery guy runs after Knightbrace, who they hear screaming shortly after.)
Delivery guy: Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
(The delivery guy is being chased by Potty Mouth, with a traditional vampire outfit and without his toilet mask, revealing his face.)
Toiletnator: Is that Potty Mouth!?
Marlow: I'm not Potty Mouth anymore, from now on I am Marlow!!!
(Potty Mouth grabs the delivery guy by the back of his shirt and flies off to bite him.)
Stickybeard: Well, there goes the delivery guy...
Nurse Jumbo: Guys, one of the vampires opened the quarantine room and released the other vampires!
Mr.Boss: What!?
(They go back to the quarantine room and see that the door is opened and the room is empty.)
Mr.Boss: God dammit...
(Someone taps on Mr.Boss' shoulder, everyone freaks out to see that it was only the delivery guy who managed to survive his encounter with Potty Mouth.)
Mr.Boss: Don't scare us like that!
Delivery guy: Sorry about that.
Miss Goodwall: How did you survive that?
Delivery guy: I snatched some garlic from the cafeteria just in case I were to be attacked by a vampire, so I used it to get that vampire to let go of me.
Nurse Jumbo: I think we should disable the lockdown, because it's clearly not working.
Mr.Boss: Alright.
(They head to the security room to disable the lockdown.)
The end of part 6
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Spanks vs Bites part 4.
(Cuppa Joe and Robin Food are in the cafeteria, looking for both the vampire and anything that could help them defeat it.)
Cuppa Joe: I'm not finding anything, how about you?
(Cuppa Joe turns around to see Robin Food eating a slice pizza instead of searching.)
Cuppa Joe: Robin Food, stop eating pizza and do something useful!
Robin Food: Okay, keep your shirt on!
(Robin Food finishes his pizza when he and Cuppa Joe suddenly hear the delivery guy crying for help.)
Robin: I think that's the delivery guy!
Cuppa Joe: Let's go save him.
Robin Food: But he's such a nuisance!
Cuppa Joe: It's better than him being another enemy vampire running around the building.
Robin Food: You have a point there.
(They go out into the hallway and see the delivery guy running for his life.)
Cuppa Joe: Calm down, you're safe now!
Robin Food: Weren't you with Mr.Wink and Mr.Fibb?
Delivery guy: You mean the walrus guy and the buffalo guy?
Robin Food: Uh, yeah...
Delivery guy: The three of us were attacked by two blood sucking vampires, they bit the walrus guy and the buffalo guy, but I managed to escape.
Robin Food: Wait, two blood sucking vampires!?
(Robin Food uses his phone to report that the delivery guy said there were two vampires when he, Mr.Wink and Mr.Fibb were attacked, the go to the quarantine room and see that Father somehow managed to escape.)
Mr.Boss: Oh shit, Father escape!
Knightbrace: So now there's two blood thirsty vampires after us!
Mr.Boss: I'm afraid so...
Knightbrace: Of course, why not!?
(They toss Mr.Wink and Mr.Fibb into the quarantine room.)
The end of part 4
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Spanks vs Bites part 3.
(Everyone rushes to the storage room on the top floor and find Father unconscious on the floor with a bite mark on his neck.)
Spankulot: Taking out the biggest threat first, this vampire is very clever.
Knightbrace: Which means we're all gonna die!
Spankulot: Knightbrace, please calm down.
Knightbrace: But we're in terrible danger!
Mr.Boss: We'll be fine as long as no one wonders off alone.
Knightbrace: Okay, if you say so..
Nurse Jumbo: Alright, let's put him in the quarantine room with the janitor before he wakes up as a blood sucking vampire.
(They head to the quarantine room, open the door, hold the cross to keep the janitor from biting anyone, toss Father into the quarantine room, and closed the door.)
Mr.Fibb: What should we do now?
Spankulot: I guess we should just continue searching.
(They heard some running towards them.)
Delivery guy: Why can't I just find a way out!?
Gramma Stuffum: Is that the delivery guy?
Toiletnator: Yep.
Delivery: Yes, I found people! Now does anyone know a way out of here?
Mr.Boss: The whole building is set on full lockdown, so we can't get out until the vampire intruder's caught.
Delivery guy: But I want to get out of here now, I'm not safe in here!
Miss Goodwall: You'll be safer if you stick with us.
Delivery guy: Okay, I guess I'll stick with those two.(points to Mr.Wink and Mr.Fibb.)
Mr.Wink: Alright.
Nurse Jumbo: We should continue searching before the vampire finds us.
Toiletnator: Yeah, you're right.
(They all split up to continue their search.)
The end of part 3
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