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At this point I'm just the one "oh yea the one artist who goes insane over fictional vampires" yea that's me . I'm the one
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Profiles in Villainy
Count Spankulot
A vampire and self-proclaimed vigilante for justice, Count Spankulot has waged a one-man war to punish all the naughty children of the world by spanking them. Any child who does something wrong, whether the infraction be large or small, are likely to find themselves targeted by The Count’s bizarre obsession. For he believes this is the path of justice and that his actions are good. He is very passionate about his work, most likely addicted (although his obsession does not appear to be paraphilic) .
Operating in the darkness of night, The Count appears before his victims in a terrifying way, announces their crimes and his name before he proceeds to punish them. His spanks are not especially painful, just a quick swat on the backside. Yet the fear he causes could very well have led to longterm psychological harm.
The Count's bent mission brought him into opposition with the agents of Codename: Kids Next Door. The agents were able to put a stop to the Count, convincing him that corporal punishment is wrong; that all he was achieving was frightening and hurting children. The Count has tried to amend his behavior, opting instead to spank inanimate objects, such as statues and stuffed animals. So far this has sufficed in sating Count Spankulot's strange obsession.
The odd villain was voiced by actor Daran Norris and first appeared in the second episode of the first season of Codename: Kids Next Door, airing on December 6th, 2002.
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Mr. Boss: Ok ok! Everyone settle down! Today’s meeting is a little different. We need a plan to-
Toiletnator: Oh oh oh! I have an idea!
Mr. Boss: Not now, Lou! I’m trying-
Lou: What if we use some kind of machine to flush those kids next door out of their treehouse and destroy them?
Count Spankulot: We could fill the knd’s headquarters with vegetables!
Mr. Boss: Will you guys liste-
Mr. Wink: Or we could-
Mr. Boss: No!! We need a plan to get back at Father!
Count Spankulot: What? Why?
Mr. Boss: That candlestick stole my parking spot!!
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Toiletnator's dumbest moment.
Toiletnator: Does popcorn come from corn?
Father: Does popcorn come from corn, did you just ask that fucking question!?
Toiletnator: I want to kno-
Father: Does popcorn come from corn!?
Robin Food: I think he should lose a life for that.
Father: Stop, stop, stop. Are you asking that in real life, does popcorn come from corn?
Toiletnator: Uhhh...It's a seed.
Father: Yes or no, are you asking if we get popcorn from corn?
Spankulot: Hey, I'm his attorney.
Spankulot: (to Toiletnator) You don't have to answer that.
Toiletnator: I plead the fifth.
Spankulot: I'll see you in court.
(Two minutes later)
Toiletnator: I'm googling it.
Father: Oh my God!
Robin Food: What did you honestly think it was before you googled it?
Toiletnator: It comes from corn.
Robin Food: Duh, I'm curious of what you thought it came from before.
Toiletnator: I thought it was like a fucking walnut that you put in the microwave.
Robin Food: A walnut in a microwave, let's move on!
Spankulot: (giggling) I wish Stickybeard was here to see this.
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Can't post the bigger doodles cuz connection is So BAD so have the best man that ever existed idk I love him
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So it turns out, I have the virus that shall not be named. No wonder I feel so cruddy! The Common Cold better run!
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Here's my KND oc, Venus, dressed up as a sparkly, blue fairy for Halloween, together with her fanged, fawning friend, Count Spankulot as a Spank Happy Vampire Bat. I often imagine Venus would be the one to treat the Count kindly, especially in his egg bat form. Hope you like this and have a Happy Halloween. I don't own the rights to Kids Next Door. And special thanks again to @10101potato10101 for Count Spankulot's bat design.
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