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at this point i genuinely don't think that the news of this forbidden downing street party will do that much damage to the government, especially with keir starmer merely demanding an apology from the PM. people will still vote for the tories, and all this incident will do is ensure that people will never follow any covid restrictions again.
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If they run out of Greek letters to name COVID variants, they should start naming them like sassy 1950's diner waitresses. Agnes, Babs, Cindy, Dolores, Edie, Flo, Gladys, Helen, etc. I feel like it feels like the threat is more personal. I sure don't want to have to tell people I have to miss an important event because I got the Mitzi variant.
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Data! You seek data!
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When medical institutions start requesting people, the retired, to return back to the medical field.... I advise you all to do everything in your power not to get sick. Not from Covid or any other illness... Take care of yourselves this winter. Be safe.
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Paul Klemann (Dutch 1960)
Illegal exhibition without corona-ticket and without facemasks (2021)
Color pencil on paper
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Wellp I started out with a cold, and now I've lost my sense of taste. Yay.
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Questo siero dal punto di vista esoterico esprime un patto. Un consenso con Qualcuno con cui mai si dovrebbe concordare nulla. Per questo molti lo chiamano “marchio della Bestia”.
Al di là che tu rimanga in piedi oppure crolli subito, quando offri il tuo braccio per la punturina, dichiari di essere favorevole che la tua vita venga presa e usata per altri scopi. Il fatto che tu debba firmare implica che sei consapevole di tutto e che hai deciso di tua volontà che la tua essenza venga bruciata.
Su questo piano consegni la tua esistenza a un controllo materiale del tuo corpo. Su un piano superiore ti consegni al buio e diventi energia di riciclo.
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We got my grandma a facebook portal for christmas this year, because COVID and isolation and maybe it would be technology that she could use if all she ever has to do is “accept” the incoming video calls. It was installed today.
Oh boy. It took a 5 minute phone call to get her to tap the “accept” button on the screen, and then another 5 minutes to convince her that she wouldn’t hang up on me if she put the phone down (mind you, I had long since ended the phone call).
After 35 minutes, she suddenly looks as me and very seriously asks “Wait, how did you get in here? We’re not supposed to have visitors. I need to call the girls and ask if this is okay or you need to leave” and then proceeds to press her life alert.
I spent the next 25 minutes trying to explain that I was in my house, that I wasn’t actually in her room, that I was on the screen just like tv, and that it was fine because I wasn’t really there. I think she halfway got it, except that she’d keep forgetting and ask me questions about where I was staying or how long I’d been in town. When staff came to check after she hit her button, she forgot why she had called in the first place and never asked if it was okay that her granddaughter was visiting in her room (over a video call).
So, needless to say, we called the front office and let them know that she’s confusing video visits with actual visits, and that no one in our family is actually coming into the building.
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shout out to every one still wearing their mask, no matter if mandatory or not. everyone who used their privilege to get their vaccine and booster shot. everyone who is careful to still follow the rules on social distancing. everyone who missed out on some kind of fun or thing they looked forward to because it did not seem right in the middle of a pandemic (and might have even gotten mocked as stuck up). all of this has been so long and frustrating but it would be way worse if It weren't for you, so thank you so much for carrying on for all of us.
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Raise your hand if you've ever been personally gaslit by your own countrymen
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Majora’s Mask Facemask Cover made by PixelBashProps
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Updates from the vaccine clinic, October 2021
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just so you know, if you are in any way comparing being unvaccinated to the persecution of Jews in Nazi-Germany (or just straight up the Holocaust) I am not only disgusted but also ready to fight you in a parking lot of your choice any time
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