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Sun and Moon show Beastars au.
Two of my hyper fixations put into one.
Just like in beastars, in this universe, predators(carnivores) have instincts to kill and eat prey animals(herbivores) and prey animals have instincts to be scared of or even run away from predators, even when said predator is clearly being friendly.
Prey animal species
Sheep
Goats
Alpacas
Llamas
Deer
Moose
Pigs
Horses
Donkeys
Zebras
Okapis
Giraffes
Elephants
Rhinos
Gazelles
Tapirs
Cow/Bulls
Monkeys
Gorillas
Lemurs
Koalas
Kangaroos
Red pandas
Sloths
Rabbits
Mice
Rats
Squirrels
Chipmunks
Chinchillas
Groundhogs
Beavers
Porcupines
Chickens
Ducks
Swans
Ostriches
Parrots
Toucans
Tortoises
Iguanas
Moths
Butterflies
Bees
Ants
Crickets
Flies
Predator species
Wolves
Coyotes
Foxes
Tanukis
Dogs
Dingoes
Hyenas
Cats
Lions
Tigers
Leopards
Snow leopards
Jaguars
Cheetahs
Tigers
Caracals
Lynxes
Raccoons
Weasels
Skunks
Opossums
Otters
Anteaters
Bears
Bats
Owls
Eagles
Hawks
Falcon
Seagulls
Pelicans
Secretary birds
Herons
Alligators
Crocodiles
Caimans
Chameleons
Snapping turtles
Snakes
Frogs
Toads
Spiders
Wasps
Hornets
Scorpions
Dragonflies
Mantises
Species of the main characters:
Freddy: Bear.
Monty: Alligator.
Chica: Chicken.
Roxanne: Wolf.
Sun: Lion.
Moon: Snow leopard.
Eclipse: Tiger.
Eclipse: Lynx.
Bonnie: Rabbit.
Lunar: Sheep.
Bloodmoon(old design): Wolf.
Ruin: Deer/Coyote hybrid.
Autumn(me): Red panda/Snow leopard hybrid.
Sun was lucky to be the one in a million animals born without instincts, so he doesn't have the urge to eat prey animals.
Bloodmoon on the other hand has very strong instincts and many prey animals have gone missing because of him, including his old roommate.(a groundhog named Chester) Bloodmoon doesn't want to eat prey animals, but his instincts are too strong. So Autumn, who is part of the predator rehabilitation foundation(P.R.F for short) became his new roommate to keep an eye on him. The main story will be about Bloodmoon trying to become friends with Lunar, with Autumn making sure Bloodmoon doesn't lose control and eat Lunar.
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heavenlyhoundoom · 15 hours
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Sun and Moon show incorrect quotes 5.
1.Eclipse: Do you always have to attack me with your words? Bloodmoon: Would you prefer me to use a brick?
2.Moon: cocks gun Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.
3.Bloodmoon: Cronch. Bloodmoon: You hear that? That's the sound of me eating sticks. Sun: No, don’t— Bloodmoon: Too late.
4.the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered Bloodmoon: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer? Ruin: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine. Lunar: What about Moon? Nobody ever suspects Moon! Moon: Well what about Eclipse? He has a gun! Eclipse: Bloodmoon has a knife. Bloodmoon: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! stabs Lunar in the arm
5.Earth: I told Lunar to grab snacks for everyone. Eclipse, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks? Earth, Lunar, and Sun raise their hands
6.Moon: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Bloodmoon: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!
7.Monty: Your smile? It makes my day. Earth: Your happiness? I live for that. Moon: A room? Get one. Bloodmoon: Hotel? Trivago.
8.Bloodmoon: Is stabbing someone immoral? Ruin: Not if they consent to it. Eclipse: Depends on who your stabbing. Lunar: YES??!!?
9.While the Squad is in a battle Moon, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left! Ruin: Take it back now y'all!
10.Moon: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars. Moon, gesturing to Eclipse and Bloodmoon fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!
11.Ruin: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died. Ruin: I will not yield.
12.Bloodmoon, to Sun: Are you peanuts? Because I want to boil you alive.
13.Bloodmoon: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited. Moon: "If" Eclipse: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.
14.Lunar: Today, Bloodmoon took my phone, and in five minutes, they sent high resolution close-up photos of Eclipse to the following people: Ruin, Sun, Earth, the neighbors, the bank, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.
15.Ruin: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
16.Bloodmoon: Hand me the people opener. Earth: … Earth: Pardon? Bloodmoon, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me! Earth, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER? Bloodmoon: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle? Earth: Knife. It's called a knife.
17.Bloodmoon: Hey, Sun? Sun: Yeah? Bloodmoon: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Sun: Sun: Where’s Lunar?
18.Eclipse: You're smiling. What happened? Bloodmoon: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Moon: Sun tripped and fell down the stairs today.
19.Moon: Bloodmoon, I know you snuck out to see Ruin last night. Bloodmoon: If you tell Sun or Earth, I swear I’ll murder you, and they’ll never find the body. Moon: Five bucks? Bloodmoon: Fine.
20.Lunar, to the Squad: I’d die for you. Eclipse: Then perish. Bloodmoon: You will. Earth: Please don’t. Ruin: Cool. Sun: I’d die for you first.
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heavenlyhoundoom · 21 hours
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heavenlyhoundoom · 2 days
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I wish this was their dynamic.(It is in my heart.)
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heavenlyhoundoom · 2 days
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The sun and friends show au characters all have a guilty pleasure.
Sun: Playing with glitter glue.
Moon: Ready cheesy romance novels.
Eclipse: Reading cringy pokemon fanfics.(he thinks they're funny.)
Earth: Eating cereal for dinner.
Lunar: Wearing a rabbit onesie.
Hunter: Watching Bluey.
Scythe: Singing when no one's around.
Ruin: Talikng to himself.
Trashcan Man: Eating spaghetti with ketchup.
Freddy: Listening to Katy Perry.
Chica: Eating entire bags of candy by herself.
Monty: Watching My little pony(friendship is magic).
Roxy: Dressing up like an emo.
Stitchwraith: Watching Pixar movies.
Orville: Listening to cringe pop.
Pigpatch: Eating dessert before dinner.
Happyfrog: Writing fanfics about shows she likes.
Nedd Bear: Playing Roblox.
Mr.Hippo: Watching Spongebob.
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heavenlyhoundoom · 2 days
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The dynamic of Eclipse and the bloodtwins in a nutshell.(seahorse dad au)
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heavenlyhoundoom · 2 days
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Seahorse dad au sneak peak.
(Eclipse notices that the house is still rat free a few years after the bloodtwins were born.)
Eclipse:(whispering) That's odd, the house is completely rat free even though I stopped eating them after I delivered the twins. I wonder why.
(Eclipse suddenly hears chewing, he turns around and sees Hunter eating a rat, with the tail sticking out of his mouth. Hunter stops chewing and gulps down the rat, tail and all.)
Hunter: Hi, dad.
Eclipse: Well, that explains why I haven't been seeing any rats.
Scythe: Why do you eat rats, brother?
Hunter: Because a love hunting down prey and brutally devouring them!
Eclipse: You really do live up to your name.
Eclipse in thought: (Hunter's a lot like Killcode, I hope he doesn't grow up to be exactly like him.)
(Hunter is a lot more chaotic and bloodthirsty than his younger twin, Scythe.)
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heavenlyhoundoom · 3 days
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We're gonna go further back with the grandparents' childhoods.(next gen fnaf x Willy's Wonderland au)
1.Astra grew up in Syracuse, New York with her mother, Starla, her father, Apollo, and her big brother, Sirius. Their childhood home looks like this.
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2.Oswald grew up in Macedon, New York with his Mother, Brooke, his father, Merlin, and his younger identical twin, Harry. Their childhood home looks like this.
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3.Skye grew up in Washington, Connecticut with her mother, Madison, her father, Caleb, and her big sister, Ella. Their childhood home looks like this.
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4.Jason grew up in Ontario, New York with his mother, Chole, his father, Nathan, his big sister, Riley, and his little brother, Tyler. Their childhood home looks like this.
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5.Trisha grew up in Newark, New York with her mother, Nancy, her father, Gabriel, and her big sisters, Lauren and Olivia. Their childhood home looks like this.
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6.Leonard grew up as an only child in Waterloo, New York with his mother, Karen, and his father, James. His childhood home looks like this.
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7.Maria grew up in Bernal, Mexio with her mother, Isabella, her father, José, her little sister, Camila, and her little brothers, Diego and Luis. Maria inherited her childhood home when her parents decided to move to Mexico City, they gave it to her because she was the first to have kids.
8.Jonathan grew up in Dallas, Texas with his mother Katelin, his father, Anthony, and his big sister, Carol. Their childhood home looks like this.
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9.Dixie grew up in Lancaster, New York with her mother, Julia, her father, Gavin, and her big sister, Ava. Their childhood home looks like this.
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10.Herbert grew up in Buffalo, New York with his mother, Deborah, his father, Logan, and his little sister, Kayla. Their childhood home looks like this.
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11.Lily grew up as an only child in Toronto, Canada either her mother, Susan and her father, Jeffrey. Her childhood home looks like this.
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12.Austin grew up in Canandaigua, New York with his mother, Alexis, his father, Cameron, and his big sisters, Sadie and Linda. Their childhood home looks like this.
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13.Jasmine grew up as an only child in Newark, New York with her mother, Clover and her father, Ryan. Her childhood home looks like this.
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14.Adam grew up in Waterloo, New York with his mother, Barbara, his father, Lincoln, his big sister, Kimberly, and his little brother, Jack. Their childhood home looks like this.
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15.Michelle grew up in Naperville, Illinois with her mother, Amelia, her father, Donald, and her older identical twin, Makayla. Their childhood home looks like this.
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16.Robert grew up in Chicago, Illinois with his mother, Harper, his father, Benjamin, and his little brother, Lucas. Their childhood home looks like this.
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17.Sherry grew up in Brisbane, Australia with her mother, Abigail, her father, Hudson, and her little brother, Warren. Their childhood home looks like this.
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18.Daniel grew up as an only child with his mother, Sophia and his father, Gary. His childhood home looks like this.
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heavenlyhoundoom · 3 days
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Character wasting disease.(part 7)
(Foxy and Bonnie checked the kitchen for any of the infected and heard some eating noises.)
Foxy: Do you hear that?
Bonnie: I did, who's raiding the kitchen?
(Foxy used his flashlight to look around, he eventually saw Chica as a huge mutant with a very long beak and many rows of teeth.)
Bonnie: Holy shit, Chica's terrifying!
(Chica turns around and stares at Foxy and Bonnie.)
Foxy: Oh shit.
Bonnie: We're doomed.
(Chica stares at them for a bit and then went back to eating.)
Bonnie: Phew, I thought she was gonna attack us.
Foxy: Me too.
(The two manage to lure Chica into the quarantine room with some pizza, it cuts to the nurse and the CEO at the Glamrock beuty salon.)
Pizza Plex CEO: What makes you think Roxy's here?
Nurse: Because Roxy bacame obsessed with her appearance and looking at herself, so what better place to do that than here?
Pizza Plex CEO: That makes sense.
(The two come across Roxy, who is now a big mutant with huge eyes and multiple arms for holding multiple mirrors.)
Roxy: (glitchy) I am so beautiful...
Pizza Plex CEO: (whispering) How are we gonna get her into the quarantine room?
(The Nurse thinks for a bit and eventually comes up with an idea.)
Nurse:(whispering) I have a plan.
(The Nurse takes Roxy's mirror.)
Roxy: (Glitchy) My mirror! Give it back, please!
Nurse: I'll give it back, if you follow me.
Roxy:(glitchy) I'll do anything!
(Roxy follows the nurse into they quarantine room where she gives Roxy her mirror back.)
Pizza Plex CEO: You know that could've ended badly for you, right?
Nurse: What do you mean?
Pizza Plex CEO: Roxy could've became aggressive and attack you.
(The nurse face palms in how stupid of a risk that was. It cuts to Roxy and Bonnie at the daycare where they came across Sun, who now a massive mutant with many arms and a pouch.)
Foxy: (whispering) Does sun have a pouch like a kangaroo?
Bonnie: (whispering) I think he does.
Sun: (glitchy) Where are the kids, are they okay, are they in danger, I must take protect them and take care of them!
Foxy: They're ummm... In the quarantine room.
Sun: (glitchy) They are?
Bonnie: They sure are. We can take you to them if you bring your brother along.
Sun: (glitchy) Of course. Moon, let's go to the quarantine room, that's where the kids are.
(Moon swings into the scene, he had become very long and slim to make him more flexible, he also has an ever present smile on his face.)
Moon:(glitchy and excited) Sure thing, brother. The more people watching me perform my acrobatics the better!
Bonnie: Alright, follow us.
(Sun and Moon follow Foxy and Bonnie to quarantine room only to realize that they were lied to.)
Sun:(glitchy and angry Hey, there are no kids!
Moon: (glitchy) You, lied to us...
(Sun and Moon tried to attack Foxy and Bonnie, but they got out before the brothers could.)
Pizza Plex CEO: Alright, that leaves Freddy and Monty.
Bonnie: How are we gonna find them?
Pizza Plex CEO: I don't know.
Nurse: Guys! Freddy and Monty got outside!
Foxy, Bonnie, and Pizza Plex CEO: Oh no...
(The end of part 7)
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heavenlyhoundoom · 4 days
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It do be like that sometimes.
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(Bloodtwin 2, Kakyoin, Ibuki, and Jon.)
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heavenlyhoundoom · 4 days
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Yet another Sun and Moon show au.
The alternate universe is called "Sunny's Pizza Plex" au. In this universe, Sun, Moon, Earth, Eclipse, Lunar, Happyfrog, Mr.Hippo, and Bloodmoon are the stars of the Pizza Plex instead of Freddy, Monty, Roxy, and Chica, who are the daycare attendants in this au.
Sunny is a glamrock themed golden retriever animatronic. He's the fun loving leader of the group and his main attraction is Sunny's arcade.
Moondrop is a techno themed wolf animatronic. He's the cool one of the group and his main attraction is Moondrop's laser tag.
Earth is an indie folk themed butterfly animatronic. She's the motherly character of the group and her main attraction is Earth's cozy café.
Lunar is a kawaiicore mouse animatronic. He's the sweet one of the group and his main attraction is Lunar's sweet shop.
Bloodmoon is a heavy rock themed bat animatronic(based on old design). He's the tough guy of the group and his main attraction is Bloodmoon's raceway.
Eclipse is a classical music themed lion animatronic. He's the gentleman of the group and his main attraction is Eclipse's art muesam.
Happyfrog is a pop themed frog animatronic. She's the peppy one of the group and her main attraction is Happyfrog's beauty salon.
Mr.Hippo is a tropical music themed hippo animatronic. He's the laid-back one of the group and his main attraction is Mr.Hippo's water park.
Spring was a Christian music themed rabbit animatronic. He was the wise friend the others looked for guidance and his main attraction was Spring's Christian gift shop. He fell victim to a freak accident on stage and was completely destroyed. Lunar ended up replacing Spring and his branding and Bloodmoon(Batty at the time) was built to takes Lunar's place as the little robot helper of the employees.
Batty(based on second design) was Bloodmoon's old identity. He was a small, white and red bat animatronic who wore a navy blue cloak and he was built to be the new robot employee aide, but he wanted to be more than that, he wanted to be one of the stars, he tried imitating the stars in hope he could possibly become the co-star of one of them, but he wasn't able to find his footing, after all of his failure, some mean employees told Batty things like he was destined to fail and that he'll never be anything more than an annoying little employee helper. Batty considered giving up and just stick with the path he was given, but decided to try one last time, not as a co-star of someone else and they're genre, but instead his own star and the genre he enjoys most....
Pigpatch was a counrty themed pig animatronic. He was the least popular of the group and his main attraction was Pigpatch's log ride. One night, he, the other animatronics, and the Pizza Plex higher ups gather around to judge Batty's last attempt at stardom. Instead of any of the generes of the preexisting characters, Batty starts playing some heavy rock, and he was really good at it. Everyone was amazed by Batty's performance, there was only one problem, they couldn't afford to add a new band member nor a new attraction for them, so if he wanted to be one of the stars, he'd have to either wait for when they could afford it, or if one of the current stars retired. Batty was very sad, he excepted his misfortune and was ready to give up on his pursuit to be a star, but Pigpatch got up and told the higher ups that he was retiring, they asked if he was sure about this and he said "Sure, Batty really wants to be a star, and I'm the least popular member anyway, so I think a lot of people will like him more than they like me." Sunny asks where Pigpatch will go and he says that he'll be going solo and travel the world as his own country music artist. Pigpatch would leave. Batty would change his name to Bloodmoon, have his chip placed into the animatronic body he has now, replace Pigpatch and his branding, and become way more popular.
Helpy: He's just Bloodmoon's replacement as the robot employee helper.
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heavenlyhoundoom · 5 days
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Character wasting disease.(part 6)
(Foxy and Bonnie were about to visit their friends when they were stopped by the nurse.)
Nurse: I wouldn't go in there if I were you.
Bonnie: Why not?
Nurse: Because the patients are acting crazy.
Foxy: What do you mean by that?
Nurse: It's hard to explain, but they've kind of become one note, as they are focusing all their time and engergy on the one personality traits.
Foxy: Really, that's weird.
Nurse: Yeah, so I'd recommend leaving them alone until they're back to normal.
Bonnie and Foxy: Okay.
(The two head back to their rooms, the nurse then enter the patient room.)
Nurse: Alright, everyone. It's take for you take your medication....
(The Nurse looks up and sees that her patients have mutated into horrific abominations.)
Nurse: Oh My God!!!
(The Nurse runs away and warns everyone that her patients mutated.)
Nurse: Everyone run, Sun, Moon, Freddy, Monty, Roxy, and Chica have mutated into terrifying monsters!
Bonnie and Foxy: What?
Pizza Plex Ceo: And you left them unattended!?
(The nurse realizes her big mistake.)
Nurse: Oh shit, what have I done!?
(The four go to the patient room and see that the infected have escaped.)
Pizza Plex CEO: Well, we're fucked.
Nurse: What are we gonna do!?
Pizza Plex CEO: We're gonna have to find the infected and quarantine them.
Nurse: Alright, sir.
Pizza Plex CEO: Let's split up, you and I will go left while Bonnie and Foxy will go right.
Bonnie: Okay, boss.
Foxy: Let's go, Bonnie.
Bonnie: I'm coming.
(The four go split up to find their friends.)
(The end of part 6)
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heavenlyhoundoom · 5 days
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Seahorse dad au cravings.
Just like everyone else who's been Eclipse had cravings during his pregnancy. But since his babies were demons, he had a few disturbing cravings(his body adjusted to consume these things with no problem by becoming demonic.)
His most common cravings
6.Bell peppers.
5.Mangoes.
4.Ice cream.
3.Rats.
2.Raw meat.
1.Blood.
(After the twins were born, his body switched back to normal. The twins were fed blood from bags instead of milk from bottles.)
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heavenlyhoundoom · 6 days
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The security crew at the movies.
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heavenlyhoundoom · 6 days
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I finally came up with a name for my Sun and Moon show au.
It shall be called the Sun and Friends show au, because I couldn't come up with a better name. There are so many things I want to tell you, but I can't because I don't want to spoil anything. The Sun and Friends show au is gonna have its own story that's separate from the cannon universe, but it'll start more silly and episodic at first and will gradually transition into a lore heavy story. Here's what I will tell you though.
1.The first post/episode will take place after Trashcan Man and the blood twins were taken in and became a part of the gang.
2.There will be a running gag where a mapbot named Melvin will be trying to have a normal life and ends up either getting roped into the gang's antics, or witnessing them from afar.
3.There will also be a running gag early on in the show where the blood twins try to use magic, but end up blowing up someone's property instead, leaving to Eclipse covering the damages.
4.The blood twins go into a "Ravage mode" where they become consumed by bloodlust and attack anyone and everyone in sight if they go too long without consuming blood.
5.Scythe can handle being in Ravge mode much better than Hunter can. It takes three hours for Scythe to lose control over this mode while it only takes Hunter fifteen minutes.
6.Ravge mode always activates during a lunar eclipse(aka: bloodmoon) regardless of how recently Hunter and Scythe have consumed blood and it lasts until the next morning. Hunter and Scythe try to quarantine themselves during lunar eclipses because of this.
7.Moon's cat is based on my own cat in real life.
8.Cannon Sun's crush on Roxanne will be given to this univerese's Scythe, he hides it very well.
9.Hunter and Scythe will both have a protective big brother role when it comes to Lunar.(even though Lunar was made first in this au)
10.Freddy will be the anxious trauma filled character instead of sun.
11.Trashcan Man doesn't drink rat pee.
12.Eclipse is actually just his nickname while his real name is Solar.
13.Monty wants to know more about Bonnie, but no one is willing to talk about him.
14.Eclipse is a huge pokemon fan.
15.Hunter is secretly a huge Bluey fan, but he tries to convince people that he only watches it because Lunar does.(Hunter tries to be a stereotypical tough guy, but is secretly a big softie)
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heavenlyhoundoom · 7 days
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Sun and Moon show 420 incident.(My au.) Warning: drugs
(Eclipse was walking along when he suddenly saw Lunar staring at the ceiling and waving his hand across the air, giggling to himself.)
Eclipse: Uh... Lunar, what are you doing?
Lunar:(ditsy) I'm playing with the rainbows...
Eclipse: What rainbows?
Lunar:(ditsy) The rainbows all around us...
(Lunar continues to wave his hand in the air and giggle to himself.)
Eclipse: Okay then...
(Eclipse walks away from Lunar and ends up in the kitchen.)
Eclipse: That was weird.
(Eclipse suddenly hears a lot of chewing, he turns around to see Earth raiding the pantry.)
Eclipse in thought: (That's odd, I thought Chica was the one who raided the kitchen due to her faulty hunger sensors making her feel hungry all the time.)
Eclipse: Hey, Earth. Why are you raiding the pantry?
(Earth slowly turns around to look at Eclipse.)
Earth:(ditsy) Eclipse, when did you get here?....
Eclipse: Uh...a few moments ago.
Earth: (ditsy) A few moments ago? You must be very fast and sneaky...
Eclipse: Yeah. Anyways, could you tell me why you're going through the pantry food?
Earth: (ditsy) I don't know, I just feel like munching on some snacks...
(The CEO walks in to see Earth going through the pantry.)
Pizza Plex CEO: Oh, come on! We just fixed Chica's hunger problems and now Earth is doing the same thing!?
Eclipse: I'm just gonna go...
(Eclipse leaves the kitchen.)
Pizza Plex CEO: Hey, don't leave me here to deal with this myself!
(Eclipse walks into the atrium.)
Eclipse: What is going on with Lunar and Earth?
Hunter:(mellow) Hello, Eclipse...
Scythe:(mellow) It's good to see you...
(The two slowly walk towards Eclipse. This freaks him out because the blood twins are always chaotic and all over the place.)
Eclipse:(mellow) Okay, who are you two, and what did you do to the real blood twins!?
Scythe:(mellow) Eclipse, it's us...
Hunter:(mellow) Yeah, don't you recognize us?...
(The two hug Eclipse, much to his discomfort.)
Hunter:(mellow) We just want to say that we love you, Eclipse...
Scythe: (mellow) As a brother, man...
(Eclipse was even more freaked out, the twins would never admit that they loved someone because of their fear of what might happen if they showed their vulnerability.)
Eclipse: You're not Hunter and Scythe!
(Eclipse breaks from the hug and runs away.)
Hunter: Why are you afraid of love, man?...
(Ruin enter the scene, confused.)
Ruin: I just saw Eclipse running from you two. What was that all about?
Scythe: (mellow) Ruin, I just want to tell you that I love you...
(Ruin was both excited and shocked to here that Scythe loved him.)
Ruin in thought: (Am I dreaming!? Is this really happening!? Is Scythe actually reciprocating my love for him!?)
Ruin:(excited) Really, you love me?
Scythe: Of course I do...
(Ruin becomes so smitten, hearts pop from his head as doves are heard cooing in the back ground.)
Scythe: You're like a brother to me...
(The doves stop cooing as the hearts around Ruin shatter.)
Ruin: (heart broken) Oh...
Hunter: Are you okay?...
Ruin:(sad but faking content) Yeah, I'll just be on my way...
(Ruin leaves while trying not to cry.)
Scythe: (joy) Bye, Ruin...
(It cuts to Eclipse entering the daycare where he found everyone else acting the same way as Lunar, Earth, Hunter, and Scythe.)
Eclipse: Okay, why is everyone acting like this!?
(Ruin enters the room, wiping off his tears.)
Eclipse: Why were you crying?
Ruin: I don't want to talk about it...
(Ruin looks up to see everyone acting weird.)
Ruin: Woah, what is going on?
Eclipse: I don't know.
(Sun enters the scene, worried.)
Sun:(panicking) Guys, could you please help me figure out why everyone is acting like this!?
Eclipse: I can't think of what could've caused this.
Ruin: Hmm...Now that I think about it, they didn't start acting like this until after they ate these little cone treats I found online.
(Ruin pulls out a bag of ice cream cone treats.)
Sun: Cone treats?
Eclipse: What are you talking about?
Ruin: I found these little ice cream cone treats online and I thought they would be a cute treat to share with everyone, so I bought some and handed them out to everyone.
Sun: Ooh, those do look like a cute treat, can I have some?
Ruin: Sure.
Sun: Thank you.
Ruin: You're welcome.
(Sun takes a few and eats them. Eclipse wonders if it has to do with the treats.)
Eclipse: Hey, Ruin. Can I please look at the ingredients?
Ruin: You sure can.
Eclipse: Thanks.
Ruin: No problem.
(Eclipse looks at the ingredients and was immediately able to figure what happened to their friends.)
Eclipse: Ruin, you really need to read the ingredients of things before you give them to people!
Ruin: Why?
Eclipse: Because these ice cream cone treats have weed in them, you've been feeding weed to our friends!
(Sun just stands there, horrified about the fact that he just consumed weed and is going to be high.)
Ruin: Oh my God! Sun, I am so sorry!
Sun: Ugh... I've never done drugs before. I didn't want to do drugs, and even if I did, I'd much rather be told about it than having it slipped to me in the form of edibles disguised as ice cream cone snacks.
Ruin: Hey, at least it was just weed and not something dangerous like meth or heroin.
Sun: It's still drugs, none the less!
Eclipse: Well you already ate the edibles, so my advice is to just sit back and get ready for the ride, because it's too late to turn back now.
Sun: Ugh, okay... When are the effects supposed to kick in?
Ruin: Probably about the time they'll wear off in everyone else.
Sun: God Dammit...
(It cuts to when the weed effects have worn off on the others.)
Roxy: Ugh... My head...
Moon: What happened?...
Ruin: I may have accidentally fed you all weed.
Moon: Well, I'm not really surprised.
Freddy: Yeah, me neither.
Hunter: Uhh, what's going on with Sun?
Eclipse: He ate a few of the edibles right before we found out that they were causing you guys to get high.
Hunter: So he's high on weed right now?
Eclipse: Yes.
Hunter: Okay.
Eclipse: So, let's just keep an eye on him until the affects wear off.
(The gang watch Sun be all mellow and ditsy under the effects of weed.)
Happy 4/20!
(Based on the trend of these edibles disguised as ice cream treats.)
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Sun and Moon show incorrect quotes 4.
1.Moon: I just watched Bloodmoon jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, he wasn't hurt that badly. But the whole time, Lunar was screaming for help, which caused Earth to run in to help Bloodmoon. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes.
2.Eclipse: You know, people treat me like a god. Bloodmoon: How? Eclipse: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
3.Earth: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Sun finally snaps and commits murder? Bloodmoon: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to him.
4.Lunar: It smells like henway in here. Moon: Sun: Moon. Sun, forcefully: Doesn't it smell like henway in here? Moon: sigh Moon: What's a henway? Lunar: OH ABOUT TEN POUNDS!
5.Moon, as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because… Moon, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you.
6.Earth: What's your greatest fear? Ruin: Being forgotten. Earth: … Earth: Damn, that's deep. Earth: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now…
7.Bloodmoon: I have a plan. Lunar: I have the hospital and Sun on speed dial.
8.Earth: What's worse than a heartbreak? Lunar: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging. Moon: Waking up in the morning. Ruin: Waking up. Bloodmoon: Waking up in the morning… Bloodmoon: And seeing Eclipse. Eclipse: Hey! Rude!!
9.Ruin: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!
10.Sun: Yesterday, I overheard Moon saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Bloodmoon replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
11.Sun: So, what are we doing? Moon: Wasting our lives. Sun: I meant for lunch…
12.Lunar, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time? Bloodmoon: The car takes a screenshot. Eclipse: For the last time, get the fuck out!
13.Bloodmoon: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
14.Ruin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Eclipse: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Ruin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Eclipse: sigh What do you want? Ruin: Chicken nuggets please.
15.Moon: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces. Moon: waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro
16.Eclipse: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it. Eclipse: Everything will be fine. You have no choice. Moon: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that? Eclipse: Ominous positivity.
17.Ruin: gets a text Oh! It’s Bloodmoon. Eclipse, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff? Ruin: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood. Eclipse: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood? Ruin: You wanted fake blood? Eclipse: Ruin: I’ll go call Bloodmoon.
18.The squad is playing a team sport Sun: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Eclipse? Bloodmoon: Have you ever played a game with Eclipse? Sun: No… Bloodmoon: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? Meanwhile, on the other side of the field Eclipse, chasing Moon: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
19.Sun: Hey, how did my phone break? Eclipse: You were drunk yesterday. Sun: And? Moon: You threw it. Sun: Why? Ruin: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!” Sun: And why didn’t you stop me?! Bloodmoon: We were busy laughing our asses off.
20.Eclipse: Are you trying to give me a fucking aneurysm? Bloodmoon: Pretty sure we all are. Earth: I wasn't. Moon: I was. Sun: I was trying to stop them, for your consideration. Ruin: I just cause aneurysms naturally.
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