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professional-trickster · 4 years

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3, 9, 13, 17

for the arospec asks- 3- are you physically affectionate

Ye! I’ll cuddle with my friends and let them sit on my lap!

9-frogs or snake? frogs because I’ve kept one, they’re fragile but I love their little faces and grumpy expressions. Snakes are amazing too though! I wish I could have one,,

13- what’s your style? How do you dress? my style is ✨insecurity✨ high waisted jeans/ shorts and slightly too big shirts. I’ve been trying to dress more alt, I have a checkered bar shirt and o ring black shorts, ripped jean shorts, stuff like that. Lots of black.

17-hobbies?

YES I HAVE ALOT!! I keep fish/inverts/herps, my betta is named Bilbo swaggins, he lives in a ten gallon filtered and planted tank with a whole mess of red cherry shrimp and bladder snails. I could go on for hours about how bettas being kept in bowls is serious abuse and they need _at least_ 5 gallons, a heater and filter, along with heavy cover. I have 1 colony of p. Armidillium isopods, roly polys for the normies. I have a leopard gecko named calypso :) . She’s my baby girl. I’m writing this in front of her tank now, if anyone wants pics send me an ask! She’s a little chunky rn (which I admit is my fault, I didn’t realize super worms were really fatty) so she’s on an every other day Dubuia roach diet and I’m keeping a close eye on her. I also have a stinky cat named Pippa, I’ve posted about her before. I also really like drawing and designs characters/concepts! I participate in Art Fight (Prof-trickster hmu) and am one of the co artists on a webcomic 👀👀👀. I can’t give many details now but all the characters are Ace! But you know this already bee.

#bee is in the comic with me #co artists #aro #aromantic

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alo-piss-trancy · 7 years

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Okay I found one of the super/girl drafts on my laptop and was relieved for a minute and prepared to start writing, only to find that all I had saved was the prompt itself c':

I don't have the energy to try and recreate what I had rn (it was at almost 1000 words so far and about Cat and had great sassy lines I am dying) so instead take these ideas for Winn and Kara omo bc their bff relationship gives me life and no one talks about it even in general much less in omo and also I really want Winn to soak himself bc he's cute and I'd kiss him

1. Consider the day when Kara first started working at Cat/Co. Ah yes, the cute new assistant who sits right next to Winn and they have a nice enough time chatting with each other while he gives her a general idea of how things work around the office. They have a few more conversations between projects throughout the day, and towards the last hour or so of the day Winn realizes that Kara hasn't left her desk for anything ALL DAY except to bring Cat lunch and some papers (and maybe you could have guessed that she'd gone then, except he'd admittedly been unable to take his eyes off of her whenever she walked by, so he knew she hadn't gone near that direction), and he naturally gets a little concerned that she's probably dying by this point and oh crap maybe no one told her where they were and she's just been too nervous to ask? He's super embarrassed to even bring it up but finally manages to blurt out a casual (aka not casual at all but awkward af) "Hey, uh, you know the bathrooms are just down that hall, right? Like, in case no one told you...". Kara, of course, with her superhuman bladder of steel, hasn't even felt much of an urge yet, and just casually nods with a "Yeah, I know, thanks." before she goes back to her work. Winn probably looked her over just to make sure she wasn't just faking casual because he knew some people were shy enough to deny it even if they were about to burst, but she honestly looks just as unbothered as she sounded, so he drops it and wonders how on earth this girl is fine when he's had to take at least 3 breaks today.

Throughout the rest of the week Kara continues to last the entire workday from morning 'till night without bathroom breaks, and Winn is probably impressed but it also makes him kind of self-conscious to be the only one getting up and drawing attention to himself multiple times or interrupting their conversations. So the next Monday he decides to try and start holding back and hopefully match Kara's unholy endurance, because if someone as normal as her can do it then maybe it isn't actually that hard and he's just kind of weak (he's already the office nerd, it probably isn't much of a stretch now that he thinks about it). He makes it through the first few hours and his first break okay (well, not okay, but he can keep still), but about an hour after lunch he's starting to really feel it, pressing his legs together or crossing them at the ankles or scooting his chair around as a distraction. Kara probably gets a little concerned by the soft moans under his breath that her superhearing picks up and asks if he's sick or something, but he manages to brush off her worries and insists he's fine. It works, but only a half hour after that he's absolutely DYING and he can't sit still and nothing is comfortable and he decides to cave and get up because he really can't do this except the second he tries to stand he feels a leak into his boxers and sits right back into his chair with a strained squeal. And by this point Kara is definitely worried because poor Winn is all sweaty and blushing and she definitely heard that leak and figured out what was going on, so she casually scoots her chair over to try and talk to him without drawing everyone else's attention, and he finally admits that he's never had to pee this badly in his l i f e but he really doesn't think he can stand much less move and oh gosh every breath is slicing into his bladder and he has to stop whispering to her so he can grab himself and hunch over with a nervous little moan bc holy shit he can feel it running right up to the edge of his dick and he doesn't know what to do and what if Cat comes over how on earth is he going to explain this and he's just rocking in the edge of his seat trying to hold on and shaking like a leaf. Kara really has no clue what to do either because she can't exactly justify using superspeed to rush him to the bathroom bc there's no way to explain suddenly teleporting there or even just scooping him up bc you don't just do that to your coworkers, and helping walk him there isn't even an option since he can't stand.

There are two ways this could play out.

Either A. she tells him to try and hold it in for just a few minutes while walks out as casually as possible before whooshing around the different floors looking for something useable, and if they're lucky she comes back and manages to sneak whatever the object is (like a large soda cup or a personal trash can or smth) under his desk and Kara finds some loud distracting way to keep everyone in the room from hearing (maybe she sets off an alarm in another part of the building or just 'accidentally' bumps someone else's computer to play music really loudly while they struggle to shut it off) while Winn gushes into the makeshift toilet with the force of a firetruck's pressure hose.

Or B. Kara really can't think of anything to do to help and before she can think much further Winn starts leaking harder and gasping and groaning and he's trying to keep quiet but it's hard when the feelings are so strong and painful and he loses complete control a second later in the chair, warm piss completely flooding his pants and running down his legs into his shoes and it's pooling in the seat and drenching the carpet and it's hissing loudly enough to draw attention and it's honestly all Winn can do to keep from crying bc it hurts but it's also SO relieving and also completely mortifying he's going to be the laughing stock of the office and once it's over Cat pipes up from where she'd arrived in time to witness the last of the event and makes some kind of snarky remark comparing him to a toddler before snapping at him to go get cleaned up, change at home if he needs to, and then come back to work bc he's still got half a day left and she isn't paying him to hide under a rock in shame. Once Winn slinks out and people go back to work Cat's probably about to call the janitor but Kara insists she'll clean it up bc she doesn't want more people to find out about it ('Kara you should know I'm not paying you overtime for doing someone else's job') and Cat relents bc as long as that mess gets cleaned up before the germs multiply she really doesn't care who does it. Kara probably uses a smidge of secret superbreath to make sure his spot is as dry as can possibly be when he gets back and she probably got him some kind of sweet treat to brighten him up a bit.

No matter which ending happens Winn is absolutely beyond mortified bc he just almost/actually pissed himself in front of Kara and everyone else and he probably looked completely pathetic and gross and she's never going to want to talk to him again jfc. Of course then Kara is nothing but sweet and understanding and tries her very best to help take his mind off of it and get things back to normal and makes him feel a lot better about the whole incident. She also takes the hint after that and starts taking more frequent bathroom breaks at work even though she doesn't really need them, just so he's more comfortable about it.

Okay this was intended to be a whole list of cute scenarios but look at my wordy ass getting WAY out of hand with number 1 jfc I guess I'll save the rest for more posts lmao at least you get this one for now I'll do the rest later

#omorashi #male omo #male omorashi #bear txt #superpiss #dunno if that tag counts since it isn't kara wetting but its the same show so #lowkey praying this doesn't pop up in the character tags bc this site is lagging way too much for me to put slashes through all of them #@the fandom i'm sorry if you find this and aren't into omo just ignore it lmao #dc omo

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lightofthetrees · 7 years

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1ST RULE: tag 9 muns you would like to know better: anyone following me can feel free to do this ^_^ because i am shy and i don’t know who all has done this already

2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true

tagged by @feralandfair

APPEARANCE:

I AM 5'7" OR TALLER

I WEAR GLASSES

I HAVE AT LEAST ONE TATTOO

I HAVE AT LEAST ONE PIERCING ((assuming ears count))

I HAVE BLONDE HAIR

I HAVE BROWN EYES

I HAVE SHORT HAIR

MY ABS ARE AT LEAST SOMEWHAT DEFINED

I HAVE OR HAVE HAD BRACES

PERSONALITY:

I LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE

PEOPLE TELL ME THAT I’M FUNNY

HELPING OTHERS WITH THEIR PROBLEMS IS A BIG PRIORITY FOR ME

I ENJOY PHYSICAL CHALLENGES

I ENJOY MENTAL CHALLENGES

I’M PLAYFULLY RUDE WITH PEOPLE I KNOW WELL

I STARTED SAYING SOMETHING IRONICALLY AND NOW I CAN’T STOP SAYING IT

THERE IS SOMETHING I WOULD CHANGE ABOUT MY PERSONALITY

ABILITY:

I CAN SING WELL

I CAN PLAY AN INSTRUMENT

I CAN DO OVER 30 PUSHUPS WITHOUT STOPPING

I’M A FAST RUNNER

I CAN DRAW WELL

I HAVE A GOOD MEMORY

I’M GOOD AT DOING MATH IN MY HEAD

I CAN HOLD MY BREATH UNDERWATER FOR OVER A MINUTE

I HAVE BEATEN AT LEAST 2 PEOPLE IN ARM WRESTLING

I KNOW HOW TO COOK AT LEAST 3 MEALS FROM SCRATCH

I KNOW HOW TO THROW A PROPER PUNCH

HOBBIES:

I ENJOY PLAYING SPORTS

I’M ON A SPORTS TEAM AT MY SCHOOL OR SOMEWHERE ELSE

I’M IN AN ORCHESTRA OR CHOIR AT MY SCHOOL OR SOMEWHERE ELSE

I HAVE LEARNED A NEW SONG IN THE PAST WEEK

I WORK OUT AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK

I’VE GONE FOR RUNS AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK IN THE WARMER MONTHS ((usually i like to do this but this summer has been an exception because i had surgery))

I HAVE DRAWN SOMETHING IN THE PAST MONTH

I ENJOY WRITING

FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION

I DO OR HAVE DONE MARTIAL ARTS

EXPERIENCES:

I HAVE HAD MY FIRST KISS

I HAVE HAD ALCOHOL

I HAVE SCORED THE WINNING GOAL IN A SPORTS GAME

I HAVE WATCHED AN ENTIRE SEASON OF A TV SHOW IN ONE SITTING

I HAVE BEEN AT AN OVERNIGHT EVENT

I HAVE BEEN IN A TAXI

I HAVE BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL OR ER IN THE PAST YEAR ((later, gall bladder >:3 ))

I HAVE BEATEN A VIDEO GAME IN ONE DAY

I HAVE VISITED ANOTHER COUNTRY

I HAVE BEEN TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE BAND’S CONCERTS

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’M IN A RELATIONSHIP

I HAVE A CRUSH ON A CELEBRITY

I HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON SOMEONE IN THE PAST YEAR ((not sure how to categorize this one if i’m in a relationship - that’s basically a perpetual and mutual crush, right? OuO))

I HAVE BEEN IN AT LEAST 3 RELATIONSHIPS

I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP

I HAVE ASKED SOMEONE OUT OR ADMITTED MY FEELINGS TO THEM

I GET CRUSHES EASILY

I HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON SOMEONE FOR OVER A YEAR

I HAVE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR AT LEAST A YEAR

I HAVE HAD FEELINGS FOR A FRIEND

MY LIFE:

I HAVE AT LEAST ONE PERSON I CONSIDER A “BEST FRIEND”

I LIVE CLOSE TO MY SCHOOL

MY PARENTS ARE STILL TOGETHER

I HAVE AT LEAST ONE SIBLING

I LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES

THERE IS SNOW RIGHT NOW WHERE I LIVE

I HAVE HUNG OUT WITH A FRIEND IN THE PAST MONTH

I HAVE A SMARTPHONE

I HAVE AT LEAST 15 CDS

I SHARE MY ROOM WITH SOMEONE ((no humans rn, just the cat :P))

RANDOM SHIT:

I HAVE BREAKDANCED

I KNOW A PERSON NAMED JAMIE

I HAVE HAD A TEACHER WITH A LAST NAME THAT’S HARD TO PRONOUNCE

I HAVE DYED MY HAIR

I’M LISTENING TO ONE SONG ON REPEAT RIGHT NOW

I HAVE PUNCHED SOMEONE IN THE PAST WEEK

I KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS GONE TO JAIL

I HAVE BROKEN A BONE

I HAVE EATEN A WAFFLE TODAY

I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE

I SPEAK AT LEAST 2 LANGUAGES

I HAVE MADE A NEW FRIEND IN THE PAST YEAR

#ooc #belated munday #procrastinating finishing the history for my oc #feel free to repost/reblog #yay games!

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