#my sister will literally disinterest any marauders content that dares to cross her fyp

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Now I present: some marauder & co. headcannons from my sister, who only knows about them through my ramblings

Pandora never goes anywhere without a hair clip/claw. (She has a huge collection of enchanted clips aswell like butterfly shaped clips that flap their wings and bird clips that chirp.)

Emmeline still has a rock that her crush gave her in 1st grade. (she can't even remember the name of the person who gave it to her, but she can't bring herelf to get rid of it )

Marlene eats outside whenever she can, and the others have to follow her out because they can barely convince her to come inside when it's raining or windy, so they have a snowballs chance on a nice day.

Nobody's ever seen Barty in pants. Like he only ever wears shorts. He wears dress pants for Reggie's wedding n everybody has an aneurysm.

James and Evan secretly watch cartoons together at night when neither of them can sleep. It started by coincidence, and now it's just habit. Only Lily knows because she walked on them seven episodes deep and going strong at like six in the morning on her way to get a bowl of cereal.

They all have puns that drive everyone insane. (Like Siriously, oh deer, saying ahwoo instead of ow, ect.) but Peter says for Pete's sake literally whenever he wants them to stop doing something. For his sake. He thinks he's so funny. They think its annoying, but usually it works because they have to stop what their doing to groan at him, so he's a genius, really.

Frank's pranks everybody on april 1st. He was the pranking master. [I told my sister that it's funny she says that because the marauders are known to be the pranksters and she said: "No. He's the one who taught them all their tricks. On april 1st they live in fear. Except for Dorcas who 'ain't scared of that bitch', "

[When pressed about his personality, she says that: Frank's just a goofy guy.]

[ I asked her who gets the most bitches and she responded, without a doubt: Narcissa. So...] Narcissa gets bitches confirmed.

Narcissa is silver. Her hair, her jewelry, her clothes. Narcissa just is silver.

Alice is gold. She wears an absolutely ludicrous amount of bangles and hairtyes (but can never find any when she need them), she also collects bracelets she find on the ground (like the beaded ones).

Lily's needs reading glasses she just never wears them because she can never find them. (They're an ugly tiger-print orange in a neon green case that should be pretty easy to find, but the case is always empty, and the ornage blends into the common room decor)

Sirius’s is tiny, so he needed a stool to reach the kitchen sink at the Potter's for years, and they just never bothered to get rid of it. (The first time Remus joins them at the Potter's and sees Sirius’s stool, he laughs so hard he cries, and Sirius dosen't speak to him until dinner.)

#my sister will literally disinterest any marauders content that dares to cross her fyp #so the fact that she even knows their names is hilarious to me #fuck jkr #marauder era #james potter #sirius black #lily evans #frank longbottom #narcissa black #alice fortescue #barty crouch junior