#my sleeper agent conditioning kicking in in the background without my knowledge: t minus 20 minutes to kiss-off

[coquelicoq]

i JUST realized that literally every time i have started making out with someone for the first time it's been while lying down. every single time. what is this? am i incapable of initiating kiss contact with a new person while standing or sitting? is this my move? do i have a move??

#one guy kissed me for the first time while standing up but that doesn't count because i just stood there like a dead fish #there was no making out. maybe it's because we were standing up!! omg i've cracked the code #to be clear i am perfectly capable of making out with a person from any position...as long as we have made out before #it's just the first time that we have to be lying down #oh GOD i just remembered ANOTHER ONE. it's all of them! what the fuck!! #me like: let's cuddle #my sleeper agent conditioning kicking in in the background without my knowledge: t minus 20 minutes to kiss-off #apparently!!! #although i think it's a different amount of time each time. one guy it was like we lay down and were immediately making out #another guy we watched as much of wall-e as megavideo would allow in one sitting and THEN started making out #while waiting the requisite amount of time before it would let us watch the rest of it lol #i can't believe i've been kissing people for 15 years and i only just figured this out #my posts