break up with your boyfriend. i want to date you bbg
omg like as besties
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no, you should make an announcement rn telling them that we are dating
who is them and also who are you
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will you be my princess?
I'm already someone's princess
send them to the dungeons.
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help, my girlfriend is cheating on me!
no they aren't
now get in the basement.
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i’m here to flirt with my favorite waifu
(it’s you)
okay lemme just-
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you should tell them that you are dating me.
i'm telling my boyfriend that there's a weirdo in my inbox, that's what
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uhm, mommy?
yes, my dear?
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are you my pookie?
yes pookie wookie
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will you marry me? 💍
already married sorry
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will you be my boyfriend?
I'm already taken
by yOUR MOTHER
BOOM 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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my wife is better than your boyfriend.
nuh uh
my boyfriend is the bestest ever in the world
is your wife the bestest ever? i thought NOT
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will you be MY stepmom?
I'm everyone's stepmom
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how to angry birds?
you take bird you throw bird you destroy building
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I’m so horny. This is your fault.
ANOTHER ONE???
AND OFF ANON TOO????
THAT'S WILD
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