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bakerboywoods-blog · 10 years
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“Kevin! My man from ano – “ He paused, not recognizing his friend’s voice answer from the other line. “What? No – I’m totally fine to address the wrangler in my pants myself. Kevin – is this you – no – I don’t need – please stop – your Russian accent is terrible and I’d rather get my jollies with someone who has a face. No, no, no – I’m not saying you’re ugly. Please don’t cry.” His eyes shut close, crying out for help from anyone at this point.
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zoeyturner · 10 years
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sunglassesaddict-blog · 10 years
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charhumphrey · 10 years
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I'm not sure my parents will ever understand that I don't want to have some giant, crazy party for my birthday.
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purityofsofia · 10 years
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Please don't make me get up.
I've decided I'm never getting out of my bed again. So, it was nice knowing you. 
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francesca-vdbilt · 10 years
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"Uh--What are you doing?"
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thelittlestlaine · 10 years
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Wanna do somethin' crazy?
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"Can't you see I'm trying to enjoy my cigarette? Your voice is interrupting it." 
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annacalloway · 10 years
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"Well this is just great…"
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"It’s locked.. how in all hell did the door just lock like that?"
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themiamigirl-blog · 10 years
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"Look, I promise I'll sort something out just.. just give me another week. Please. A few days, anything."
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duchess-em · 10 years
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Here, I'll take care of it.
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zoeyturner · 10 years
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"It's a lovely place you have here.. So what is the point for you bringing me all the way over to your house when you couldn't say it at mine.."
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sunglassesaddict-blog · 10 years
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"You're a good boy aren't you buddy, Come here.. Bring me the ball.. Come on.."
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heartbreakinglyjayden · 10 years
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I guess old habits do die hard.
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purityofsofia · 10 years
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Oh, holy f--
...fishsticks! You didn't have to throw something at me! Goodness, all I was doing was handing out fliers for my bible study, sir! 
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smolderingrivera · 10 years
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Does anyone take Grease the musical seriously?
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