#no one who knows me irl show this to tenny ill die

[vampir3sfall]

good omens characters as things my strange, gay english teacher has said

'as the kids say, allow him to cook' - aziraphale

'if I learn who's teaching that i'll find then and i'll fight them behind a grocery store' - warlocks father when nanny taught him swears in the name of satan

'what part of 'the biological machine is a horror' do you not understand?' -gabriel, when explaining why he doesn't eat

'if you aren't afraid to put the knives on your feet' - muriel, describing ice skating

'yeah, that's because i can't count' -shax

'i can't promise that i wouldn't build a flamethrower' -crowley, being questioned by aziraphale about what he would do if he was a supreme archangel

'we need something that properly billows' -16th? century aziraphale (the resurrection minisode)

'since i do realize that some you of do experience empty brain no thought' -nina and maggie, reprimanding crowley

'which means it's a good word for you to know, as angsty teens' -crowley talking to adam + his friends in season 1

'the light of the screen, the darkness, the demons coming at you, ect' -crowley when asked to describe hell

'and you might think but mr.tenny you are smart. you use many big words and string them formed into long sentences that still make sense than thank you, and I am even smarter than that' -aziraphale trying to politely tell someone not to fuck with him

bonus - "the battle that students and teachers are always in, similar to that of g-d and lucifer" (no GO character here it's just something he said)

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[evilinkawaiiclothing]

was tagged by @nuttyangeliclexiedewitt even though I’ve been travelling and not been active for awhile. thanks!

My last:

Drink: Water Phone call: mum Text message: bff Song you listened to: determinate by lemonade mouth i know im disney channel trash Time you cried: several weeks ago to a movie 

Have I ever:

Dated someone twice: No. we broke up for a reason  Kissed someone and regretted it: sigh yeah Been cheated on: not that i know of  Lost someone special: not really Been depressed: for a bit Gotten drunk and threw up: ergh never again 3 favourite colours: Any shade of green, pink and mustard

In the last year have you:

Made new friends: sure but not ones that last i kinda want to make want make more of those Fallen out of love: once its rough realising you fell for a loser Laughed until you cried: absolutely Found out someone was talking about you: hmm indirectly Met someone who changed you: Yes but ill not be thanking them Found out who your friends are: Definitely Kissed someone on your Facebook list: yeah How Many Fb friends do you know irl: idk. idc.  i dont really use it. its just there 

Do you have any pets: use to. i miss my dog and i want another tbh Do you want to change your name: when i was little coz i wanted those things that you buy with your name on it but my name was too unique. now i love it.  What did you do for your last bday: had dinner with the family and drinks with friends What time did you wake up: 10:34am  What were you doing at midnight last night: flying on a bloody plane wishing we had teleportation like services   Name something you can’t wait for: game of thrones guys When was the last time you saw your mum: like five minutes ago when she lied to me again but said i was making it up. i cant wait to move out guys What are you listening to rn: the beautiful melancholic sound of the pool pump Have you ever talked to someone named Tom: Yes and he’s a dick

General:

Something thats getting on your nerves: mum saying she said something tho i bloody well know she didnt and she gets away with it coz she’s the parent and it just looks like im being juvenile when i insist she didn’t. it gets me so mad. ive learnt not to bother.  Most visited website: tumblr youtube Hair colour: Dark blonde Long or short hair: long hair  Do you have a crush on someone: ha no  What do you like about yourself: im pretty easy going  Piercings: ears but im thinking id like a second ear piercing  Blood type: A? Nickname: my names one syllable so its a bit hard to make into a nick name but ive had one or 2.. Siarry, Shun, Sianster Relationship status: single ready to pringle Zodiac sign: Taurus Pronouns: She/her Favourite TV show: Person of Interest, Elementary, Game of Thrones Tattoos: None Right or left-handed: Righty Surgery: wisdom teeth and cystectomy Sport: I love tennis, netball…. But its hard to play these days Vacation: just got back! Rome, Israel, Jordan Austria Germany! am i planning my next one? of course  Pair of trainer/sneakers or tennis shoes: Trainers

More general:

Eating: cereal Drinking: Water About to: game of thrones clash of kings Waiting for: my placment Want: a job  Get married: who nos Career:i know what im doing universe just give me a job 

Which is better:

Hugs or kisses: Kisses Lips or eyes: Eyes Shorter or taller: Taller Older or younger: Older Nice arms or nice stomach: Nice stomach ftw Hook up or relationship:relationship Troublemaker or hesitant: shrugs

Have you ever:

Kissed a stranger: yeah Drank hard liquor: sure Lost glasses or contact lenses: all the fn time Turned someone down: yep  Sex on the first date: no babe sorry you got work for it Broken someone’s heart: dont think so  Had your heart broken: not really Been arrested: it was close once Cried when someone died: i have a heart yo Fallen for a friend: once

So you believe in:

Yourself: i do Miracles: someitmes Love at first sight: that movie bs Santa Claus: creep Kiss on the first date: Yes Angels: hmmmm

Other:

Best friends name: Emily

Eye colour:blue/grey Favourite movie: count of monte cristo v for vendetta die hardand co many

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