#oh riverdale you precious beautiful compulsive piece of trash

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there's just something inherently hysterical to me about toni doing her square-ass little prepared cheer routine meanwhile in fantasy filter land the lights dim and the beat drops as cheryl's looking at her like toni's an oasis and she's been crawling around the desert for days

#honestly the fact that the fantasy crush filter just fucking activates the second cheryl sees toni is even funnier #she is so down bad and im living for it #toni's just doing the most basic ass white bread go team go shit and cheryl's staring like toni's doing a damn strip tease #when toni tried out in the original timeline we pan down the line and honestly betty looks more turned on by toni that time #and thats mostly jest and cheryl clearly likes what she sees but 50's cheryl? #genuinely looks seconds away from pouncing or combusting #repression is a hell of a drug i guess #anyway makes me chuckle every damn time #cheryl blossom too gay to function #but not really she pulls it together admirably well *snorts* #choni #oh riverdale you precious beautiful compulsive piece of trash

[abrilstevens]

ok but this ep is actually really good? it’s the first one this season that i’m !!! about. like, all these side character scenes? yes!! kevin getting an actual storyline? yes!!!!!

#oh kevin you precious beautiful compulsive piece of trash #i YELLED #also cheryl and kevin dragging betty jaslkdfj GOD #riverdale lb

[ayoedebiris]

the other day my dad asked me if i watched riverdale just for the gay girlies i said oh you precious beautiful compulsive piece of trash

#first of all no but second of all i watch most of the shows i watch for lesbians so

[bronwynn]

Don’t get me wrong. Riverdale, even this far from the height of its powers, still has its moments: Tonight’s episode, at once the season’s most ambitious entry and its most entertaining, made me say “Daddy” aloud to myself. (Just wait, it’s worth it.) But I fear its concern with crime and punishment, with the guilt that always seems to accompany sin, has made it so grave, in form as in function, that saving it from itself demands a super-heroic effort of its own. At its most pleasurable, the series cares not a whit for Purehearts and Punishers, but instead recalls Cheryl’s half-loving, half-nasty remark about Kevin, setting out on another “run” in the woods: “Oh, Kevin,” she says, as if to describe the Riverdale that first earned my affections. “You precious, beautiful, compulsive piece of trash.” 

#riverdale

[youbetheanchorandillbethewings]

Oh, Kevin. You precious, beautiful, compulsive piece of trash.

Cheryl Blossom, Riverdale

#riverdale #riverdale season 2 #riverdale S02E03 #chery #cheryl blossom #kevin #kevin keller #posts

[jaques-b]

Riverdale translation fails #1 (S2e3)

In Germany they have a great tradition of dubbing every foreign movie or TV show. Mostly it is done very well. But when it comes to Riverdale ... they could do better. I translate from German back to English.

Original: «I self identify as a loner, not a pack animal»

German: «Yeah, and? I am more of a loner, not a pack animal.»

Not translating the «I self identify» part leads to a subsequent error. They clearly didn’t realize, the link w/ the «Snowflake» part.

Original: «Kudos on finding your safe space, snowflake»

German: «But hey, you made a refuge for yourself. Respect.»

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Original: «Right, right. Except for when you’re exploring your BDSM sexuality.»

German: «Right! Right! Yeah. Exactly. Except you’re exploring your bisexuality again.»

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Original: «Oh, Kevin. You precious, beautiful, compulsive piece of trash.»

German: «Oh, Kevin. You precious, beautiful, compulsive piece of shit.»

#riverdale #the cw riverdale

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well unlike last time they didn't confiscate my phone which means if I can channel my panic attack energy I could theoretically try and write some fic

fun fact I just counted and have scraps of 9 different ch*ni fics but I am still not super confident about actually writing any of them

#when i say scraps i mean *scraps* like 4 are just titles about yhe jist of what theyd be about #inculding 2 different takes on how we get back to the present #and 2 t*ngs wedding stoppage ones #and then just a bunch of random sit #of course there are other wips feom other fandoms i should prolly deal with #but i am literally incapable of thinking of anything else but ch*ryl blossom and t*ni topaz atm #oh riverdale you precious beautiful compulsive piece of trash

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yea I had a feeling about how I'd feel about the finale based solely on like the summary and an earlier interview about it but decided to reserve judgement until seeing and yeah no I was p much right

#will probably have something more coherent to say after a rewatch that doesnt keep freezing #but yeah idk ive got a lot of feelings but not necessarily the ones i like to have when a show has ended #oh riverdale you precious beautiful compulsive piece of trash

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I.......I am speechless there's uh...well that's .....yea okay sure yea that's one way to uh to....

#yea im gunna need to process that poem a bit more before i.... #actually #wtf #riverdale spoilers #sorta #oh riverdale you precious beautiful compulsive piece of trash

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SCREAMS PLEASE BE FUXKING TRU AHHHHHHH FUXK YESSS

#I CANNOT BELEIVE THEY DID THAT #I AM LIVING #I MEAN WE JESTED BUT DID ANY OF US TRULY THINK #riverdale live stream #riverdale spoilers #agsidndbskshy #NO WORDS #oh riverdale you precious beautiful compulsive piece of trash

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the only reason this hasn't become a cheryl blossom appreciation blog is bc I've got like 800 saved drafts and also the depression but mostly the drafts

#oh riverdale you precious beautiful compulsive piece of trash

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look I know I didnt watch riverdale on purpose after the first ep all those years ago but HOW could y'all let me sleep on cheryl cherry bombshell blossom

#she stresses me out so much #but i Adore her #like has made into my top pantheon of forever fictional loves Adore her #i finally caved after so many years of enjoying the experience of only hearing about the batshit stuff in the way only tumblr can deliver #but now ive fallen and i cant get up #love a properly unhinged lesbian ngl #oh riverdale you precious beautiful compulsive piece of trash