#or so help me god

[sebsxphia]

the hair with the chain with the all black tight top with the buttons un-done!!!!! if i say what i wanna say i’ll have to throw myself in jail and deactivate i - just - hoo boy.

#FUCCCCCCCK #AAAAAAAAAAAAAH #glen powell #put this man in jail #or so help me god

[holisticbadger]

Ok but I think that Stede should've been harder on Ed for what he did to the his crew. Like, he's their captain. I get that Ed was inconsolable but he did horrible horrible things and traumatised the hell out of those people. Stede should try and take care of his kids now. They need to talk it through as a crew.

#like seriously #i know hes the love of your life or whatever but im salty about this #give them an arts and crafts theraly session stede #or so help me god #stede bonnet #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death season 2 #blackbeard ofmd #ed and stede #blackbonnet

[agentvalentine]

I know I've posted about this like a billion times but every time I'm browsing through my Jill Va.lentine folder I just...

#〈 ✘ OOC ➨ OUT OF CONTROL 〉 #i stop breathing #i need a second #i forget what i was looking through the folder for #i mean primarily it's because i just wanna look at her #but #listen i'm holding out hope #she will have this hair or something similar in the next game she's in #or so help me god #at least a cute lil ponytail #please

[gcsly]

Infant prayer, Henry Le Jeune. | Pierre Gasly, Miami Dolphins jump thing idk | Prayer, John Phillip

#or so help me god #this started bc of his nose. now im a bit insane

[sashannarcy]

to do list DRAW SASHANNE KISSING

#or so help me GOD #maybe I'll draw marcanne kissing too as a treat

[themothcriminal]

If I survive this class I will get sushi dinner

#or so help me god

[fearsomeandwretchedandwrong]

I just thought of a nightmare scenario where David Jenkins does not have Ed and Stede reunite before the last minute of the last episode of season two. If he does, I will personally hunt him down and destroy everything he has ever loved. Then I will drive us both off a cliff Thelma and Louise style.

#i can't take it my dudes #our flag means death #season two better end in gay pirate marriage for ed and stede #or so help me god #blackbonnet

[sonego]

PASS IT TO HEUNGMIN 🔪🔪🔪🔪

#or so help me god #spurs lb

[tortademaracuya]

el ib no me dejó secuelas no para nada

#yo empezando cualquier juego desde ib 2012: voy a hablarte 100 veces cada 5 segundos para asegurarme de tener todos los dialogos #or so help me god #mars plays stuff

[fiannalover]

Fuck it. Lostbelt 6 Playlist.

#fian rambles #fian music #you WILL listen to the last one #if nothing else #or SO help me God #I'm cringe but I'm free I'm cringe but

[blue-is-a-sapphic-color]

unrelated but when the fuck did disguised toast get such a glow up. like what the hell. when i watched otv in late 2020 he slept with his mattress on the fucking floor and now he’s got fucking EARRINGS .

#GOOD FOR HIM #hopefully he's got a bed frame now #or so help me god

[astraskylark]

This party they're attending better not be for someone's birthday

#gundam #gwitch #gundam witch from mercury #the witch from mercury #OR SO HELP ME GOD #NOT ANOTHER ONE #mercury suletta #miorine rembran

[sweetmugs]

i saw a gordon and benrey on evade (on roblox) last night at like. 2am

if that was you, hi, you sent me into orbit about swap!hlvrai again you fucking fiends

#boopost #yes i play roblox #no i will not stop #i doubt they will see this #or so help me god #making my round on tumblr after months

[sangue-dolce]

Loving the Sopranos resurgence spurred by the hole left in all of us by the end of Succession btw. Can't wait to see a new Sopranos fandom made of 20-something y/o perplex the entire internet in a distinctly dracula daily fashion.

#I saw it when I was like seven with my parents lol so a rewatch was very much needed #tony soprano THEE jersey resident prozac princess will be universally babygirlified by this internet and an entirely new generation #or so help me god #the sopranos #txts

[sashannarcy]

this is a pro Shams blog. rb if you’re pro Shams

#or so help me god

[respectwomenjuice]

go to sleep, dont start reading fanfic. dont do it. i know you want to but you should sleep. its late and you have things to do tomorrow. the fanfic can wait til then. dont read it now. sleep now.

#or so help me god