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#other highlights include: neil josten flipping the table in the commentary box causing absolute anarchy and chaos as paper flies everywhere
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the REAL post pro exy player careers for kevin AND neil are exy commentators
#neil josten
#kevin day
#aftg
#all for the game
#the joint commentate live matches together and toe the line of professionalism and complete bias all the time
#also this is when theyre like. 30
#riddled with sports injuries
#and kevins like 'that is the worst footwork ive ever seen- including yours in ur rookie season josten- and the ref needs to give a penalty'
#and neils like 'well as someone with a working pair of eyes
#-nice glasses btw how much is customs from the wizarding world these days?-
#i can SEE that wasnt offside and the ref needs to review immediately'
#ten solid minutes of no actual exy commentating and just trading increasingly heated jabs at eachother until theyre shouting
#no i dont give a FU UUUuhhhhh (remembers theyre live) udge what exy regs 2.34 version says everyone knows that was written by an imbecile
#yes i know u wrote it
#*suddenly someone misses an open shot at the goal*
#kevin and neil immediately in unison: well that was FUCKING EMBARRASSING
#their audio is mysteriously abruptly cut for the rest of the game. this happens at least once per game
#other highlights include: neil josten flipping the table in the commentary box causing absolute anarchy and chaos as paper flies everywhere
#bc kevin remarks the goalie is 'the quickest he's ever seen'
#and kevin becoming so filled with misdirected rage at not being allowed to punch neil for arguing w/ him about the ten step rule AGAIN
#he picks up his glass of sparkling water and just dumps in on neils head
#who is so shocked. and so dumbfounded. he just sits there gasping
#he later tips his own on kevins head and they both REFUSE to admit theyre uncomfortable and soggy so just sit like that. for the whole game
#HFJDHJKDHFSKSDHFKDH BITCHY OLD MEN KEVIN AND NEIL BECOME INTERNET SENSATIONS FOR THEIR HORRIBLE ANTICS AND CRIMES
#and their sports knowledge . sometimes
#but mostly bc of that time neil called 34 year old world champion kevin day sporting legend a 'bitch boy' on live coverage of the olympics
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