#our friends adopted a pet store rat who turned out to be pregnant so they are decidedly not of controlled breeding

[caterjunes]

i just found a lump right at the base of peach's throat. it was his 2nd birthday like 2 days ago. he's been so so skinny recently and no matter how much we feed him he just won't put on weight and i just found a lump at the base of his throat.

#personal #keeping it fun and funky fresh #the wild brunch #i cannot fucking cope with this. i cannot #peach is My Baby. he's my heart rat. he's my darling boy. i've never felt this way about an animal before #his brother benny died of a pituitary tumor a year ago (fuck. was it only a year??) #and his other brother lunchbox literally JUST had his tail amputated bc of what we thought was a huge cyst a third of the way down #ended up being a tumor too #(lb is recovering well as far as we can tell) #i believe All of his sisters have died. and i know his other two bros died ages ago #our friends adopted a pet store rat who turned out to be pregnant so they are decidedly not of controlled breeding #i'm so so upset tho #my baby boy. my peebs my peebles my peach bellini my lil nakey man. #pet death cw

[rlyoshi]

120 Questions

So this is a thing I discovered and decided to do because why not.

1. Name: Maxwell Allan 2. Nickname(s): Max, RLYoshi, Kidsquid, various puns utilizing the word “max” 3. Birthday: December 30th, 1996 4. That makes you: 20 years old 5. Where were you born: Westlock, Alberta 6. Location right now: Carleton Place, Ontario 7. Shoe size: 13 8. How many piercings?: None 9. Tattoos?: Currently none, planning to get one or two in the relatively near future 10. When you wake up you’re: Groggy and irritable 11. When you’re about to sleep you’re: Probably not actually gonna fall asleep anytime soon 12. Zodiac sign: Capricorn 13. Chinese sign: Rat (really?) 14. Righty or Lefty: Righty for almost everything, but I’m ambidextrous for some mundane things 15. Innie or Outie: Innie 16. School: Caldwell Street Public School (elementary/middle), Carleton Place High School followed by TR Leger (high), Durham College (a single year of post-secondary) 17. Nationality: Canadian 18. Hair color: Brown 19. Weight: Don’t know and don’t want to find out 20. Height: 5'11″ 21. Braces?: No 22. Glasses?: Yes 23. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: Not at the moment 24. If so, who?: N/A 25. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: Eh, not really 26. Who has a crush on you?: How would I know? 27. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: No 28. Who was your first kiss: Haven’t had a proper one yet 29. Who was your last kiss: See above 30. Are you a virgin?: Yes. Did you expect otherwise? 31. Ever had a threesome before?: No, and I don’t plan to 32. Have you ever been in love?: Yes 33. Broken any hearts?: Doubt it 34. Got your heart broken?: Nope, besides mild and brief sadness whenever I got rejected when asking someone out 35. Ever liked a friend?: Yes 36. What happened?: First one led to a half-year relationship that fell apart because we really didn’t match. Second one led to a long-distance relationship that just collapsed because…well, long-distance relationships don’t mesh well with me. 37. How many relationships have you been in?: Anywhere from two to five, depending on your definition of “relationship” 38. How many were serious enough to count: Two. The other three were single dates. 39. Who were those serious ones: Amber, my girlfriend for half a year, and Chaz, my online boyfriend for a couple months 40. Best boy/girlfriend: Would rather not choose 41. Worst boy/girlfriend: See above 42. Who do you want back: None. We’re better off friends, honestly. 43. Who do you regret: None 44. Who’s your mum?: Diane 45. Who’s your dad?: Nick 46. Any step-parents?: No 47. Any brothers?: Older brother, Schuyler 48. Any sisters?: No 49. Do you get along with your parents?: Most of the time. Usually any arguments we have are because of a misunderstanding and everyone in this house is always too stubborn to admit when they’re wrong, myself included. 50. With your siblings?: We don’t talk much, but when we do, yeah 51. Do you have any pets?: Our house is filled to the brim with cats. Also four dogs. Favourite…

52. Song: My opinion changes frequently, but it’s usually always a Hollywood Undead song 53. Movie: Alpha and Omega 54. Food: Pizza 55. Drink: Tie between milk and coke, depending on the situation 56. Store: EB Games, I guess? 57. Television show: I guess the Pokémon anime; every other show I watch, I like, but wouldn’t call it a favorite 58. Holiday: Christmas 59. Book: Of Mice and Men 60. Ice cream: Chocolate 61. Sweets: Peanut butter cups 62. Crisps: Doritoes, if that counts 63. Type of music: Literally anything except jazz (too boring) or mainstream rap (completely stupid) 64. Artist: Hollywood Undead 65. Word: ...I got nothing 66. Time of day: Just barely afternoon, still mostly morning 67. Alcoholic drink: N/A 68. Color(s): Blue (and yellow) 69. Piece of clothing: T-shirts 70. Character: Ezio Auditore from Assassin’s Creed II/Brotherhood/Revelations 71. Board game: Clue 72. Sport: Baseball 73. Number: 14 74. Quote: “Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.” -Jughead Jones, Riverdale 75. Animal: Cat 76. Actor: N/A 77. Country: Canada 78. Boy’s name: Raphael 79. Girl’s name: Ashley or Abigail 80. Swear word: “Shit” 81. Month: December 82. Possession: My computer 83. Season: Winter 84. Teacher: Mr. King 85. Subject: Science, when we discussed things other than chemistry 86. Subject to talk about: Video games Do you believe in… 87. God: I believe one exists, but I don’t really go by any religious definitions 88. Heaven: Yes 89. Devil: See “God” 90. Hell: Yes 91: Bogey man: No 92. Closet Monsters: No 93. Fortune tellings: I’m wishy-washy. Some have turned out to be pretty accurate and not just super obvious, so maybe some people are more clairvoyant than we believe. 94. Magic: I wish 95. Love at first sight: See “Magic” 96. Ghosts: Kinda 97. Voo-doo dolls: No 98. Reincarnation: No 99. Yourself: Sometimes Do you… 100. Smoke: No 101. Do drugs: No 102. Drink alcohol: I have at times, but I don’t do it anywhere close to consistently 103. Cuss: In real life? Rarely. Online or to myself? Like a sailor who stubbed his toe. 104. Sing in the shower: No 105. Like school: Fuck no 106. Want to get married: Yes 107. Type with all of your fingers: No, only my index ones 108. Think you’re attractive: I don’t think I’m ugly, so take of that what you will 109. Drink and drive: I have no plans to do either, let alone both at once 110. Snore: When sick, yes, but other than that, not usually 111. Sleep walk: I apparently did once, but not that I can recall 112. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Sunrises, yes. Sunsets, not really. What do you think about… 113. Classical music: It’s good when done right 114. Boy bands: See “classical music” 115. Suicide: On one hand, it is a very serious issue and is never the way out. On the other hand, because I hear overdramatic people threatening to commit suicide (and NEVER following through) so often, I’m just numb to discussions about it. 116. People who try to force their opinions on you: GTFO 117. Teen pregnancy: If you brought it upon yourself by willingly having underage sex, deal with it. If it happened to you through rape, you have my utmost sympathy. 118. Homosexuality: Regardless of what anyone says, there is nothing wrong with it 119. Abortions: Sort of like “teen pregnancy” above: if you have sex without taking measures to prevent pregnancy, and you get pregnant, don’t get an abortion. Have the child and give them up for adoption. Only get an abortion if your pregnancy was entirely out of your control and you really don’t want to go through the childbirth, but even then I’d still say get it over with and put the child up for adoption 120. Yourself: I’m a guy with skills who’s sick of being the comic relief because everyone else severely underestimates me and/or wants themselves to look better so they exaggerate the slightest mistakes I make. Also, I’m a cynical snarky goofball somehow all at the same time.