#paddington bear type shit

[greengrayeyeswrites]

morangos com açúcar (chapter one)

Title: morangos com açúcar

Pairing: Dream x OC (fem!streamer!reader) x Quackity

Warnings: Mostly fluff. Mentions of anxiety, depression and ADD.

Note: This may be a Dream x OC story but feel free to insert yourself into the main girls role. If Dream ever announces that he doesn’t like fanfics about him, I’ll delete this.

Olivia + Friends — Dream + Friends —Prologue — Chapter 1 — Chapter 2

Authors Note: HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

Olivia was staring at the prompt in front of her and rolled her eyes. She couldn’t believe she was actually playing Jackbox with some of the most famous Minecraft streamers that were currently out there. Sometimes she looked at the chat, but since she was mainly keeping quiet, answering the Quiplash prompt in front of her, Alex’s chat didn’t need to complain about her being a beard.

“Ten more seconds Olivia!” Alex screeched and Olivia rolled her eyes quickly typing in the answer to the prompt. “I’m done, I’m done!” The Gemini let out and lifted her arms, when the first prompt showed up on the display. It wasn’t the one Olivia had gotten.

“Forget the cat in the hat and prepare yourselves for blank in blank” Karl read before the answers appeared on the display. BadBoyHalo had written ‘Muffins in the Oven’ and Sapnap had written ‘Cum in the hat’. The boys immediately started laughing about Sapnap’s answer. Olivia kept quiet and voted for one of them.

“Liv, what’chu think?” Karl asked, realising how quiet their newest player suddenly was. “My opinion?” she pursed her lip and Alex looked over to her. He chuckled. “Y’all should see her face” he grinned, making his chat and the boys in the discord call go feral.

userjkl: That’s unfair! Quackity can always look at Olivia!

useryui: Thank god we can’t see her. 🙄

hatercvb: #cancelOH_livia2021

“So newbie?” Dream asked, “what’s your opinion?” Olivia nodded. “Sapnap could definitely do better than ‘cum in the hat’” Olivia started, “y’all don’t have to hold back just because I’m here. I’ve been friends with Alex for fourteen years. I’m used to inappropriate sentences.” - "What are you suggesting then?" Sapnap asked and Olivia grinned. "There was this super old song from Lonely Island... I think it was from 2009—"

"Dick in a box?" Alex said and Olivia nodded. "Exactly! That was the first thing that came to my mind, when I read the prompt." Just as Olivia finished her sentence the results came in and Sapnap won with a massive difference from Bad. “Thanks for voting Olivia!” Sapnap laughed, when the next prompt appeared. Olivia held her breath. It was the one she had.

“Before marmalade, Paddington Bear had a crippling addiction to blank” Alex read and Olivia felt heat creep up her cheeks. She had written the first thing that came up. “‘self made drugs’” Alex continued, “or ‘sucking whale penises’.” Alex started wheezing and Olivia heard the boys going crazy in Discord.

“WHO WROTE THAT?!” Dream yelled. He sounded as if he was banging his hands on his desk. "A WHALE PENIS?!" Olivia heard Karls voice. "DOES ANYONE OF YOU KNOW HOW MASSIVE THAT IS?" Even Bad was screaming. Olivia felt heat creeping up to her cheeks. "I'm googling this shit now" Alex said, typing away on his keyboard, while Dream asked again, "Who wrote that?" The faceless man was still wheezing and Olivia felt weird. “I did” Olivia spoke quietly, not sure if anyone heard her over Alex screaming that a whale's genitals could be up to 9'8''.

“Olivia!” Karl wheezed. “What?” the girl chuckled. “It’s not that big of a deal, right? Me making dick jokes, right?” She looked over to Alex, who gave her a cheerful grin. "I'm used to your jokes, but the whale penis is something new." He grinned.

Suddenly feeling self-aware she glanced over to the chat. She couldn’t really make out what most of them said, but she saw a lot of shocked emojis and stickers flying up in the chat.

"No offence, but this one definitely goes to our Newbie" Dream spoke, openly confessing whom he was voting for. Olivia blushed and waited for the results to come in. "Obviously Liv get's a Quiplash from this!" Karl chuckled.

The shyness and awkwardness she felt from the first time she interacted with the boys was immediately gone and even the bitter taste of the hateful comments seemed to be washed away for the moment. Olivia was happy to be with Alex and the boys playing a game she never played before and making them laugh.

They continued playing for another hour, mostly Quiplash and Mad Verse City, when Alex asked if any of the boys was streaming afterwards. Karl said he wanted to stream a little bit. "Maybe I'll join. What are you playing tonight?" Alex asked, while Olivia was leaning in her chair. "Probably a round or two of Among Us" Karl announced, "or GTA. Not sure yet. Wanna join?"

Alex told him he was thinking about it, before muting and deafening his Discord and saying his goodbyes to his Chat. His fans were sending some last minute donations and Alex took his time answering the last questions until he turned the stream off.

Olivia took off her headphones and watched Alex do the same. He pulled his beanie off with it and ruffled his hands through his dark hair. Olivia tilted her head and watched her best friend sighing and throwing his head back.

She understood all the fans who were crushing on him. Alex was a gorgeous specimen of a man. He seemed mysterious and exotic with his longer dark hair, his dark brown eyes and the lopsided, cute grin on his lips.

It'd be a lie, if Olivia would say, she had never had a crush on the six months younger boy. When she was thirteen she used to have the biggest crush on him. She was infatuated with him. But he was pretty childish back then and while other girls in their school started dating their crushes, holding hands and even kissing them, Olivia was content with just hanging out with Alex and playing dumb video games.

Her crush disappeared as quick as it came and since then, Alex had been nothing but her bestest friend.

"I know I'm handsome, no need to stare mi vida." Alex said and side-eyed her. "I'm not staring at you because you're handsome, I'm looking at you, because you look tired mi vida." Alex lifted his head and pushed his chair closer to the one Olivia was sitting in.

She was cuddled up in the chair, her knees pulled up to her chin. He grinned. "You haven't called me 'mi vida' in ages, Liv." Olivia rolled her eyes. "Don't get your panties in a knot, Alex" she slowly stood up and stretched herself. Alex watched her hiding her hands in her hoodie. "Already leaving?" he asked, a sad look on his face. "Yes." She simply said. "I haven't even told Diogo and Tomás that I was leaving, lol."

Diogo and Tomás were Olivia's older brothers. Diogo was twenty-seven and Tomás was twenty-five. Both very protective of their youngest sister. "They love me, they know I won't harm you in any way." Alex grinned and stood up, following Olivia to the front door.

Olivia opened the door and Alex grabbed onto her hand. Olivia looked down and cocked an eyebrow. "Clingy much?" she asked and gently took out her hand of his embrace. "Let's meet again this week" Alex called, while Olivia walked over to her car. She waved him and climbed into the seat of her car.

She looked over to the house once more, seeing Alex still standing in the frame of the door. Grinning down at him she sighed before she started the engine of her Mustang and driving home towards her and her brothers shared house.

to be continued…

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[maggotmouth]

𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐂 𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐊 𝐎𝐎𝟏: 𝘖𝘖𝘊 𝘘𝘜𝘌𝘚𝘛𝘐𝘖𝘕𝘕𝘈𝘐𝘙𝘌. 

NAME/ALIAS: nora

ANY NICKNAMES?: technically nora’s a nickname cos im an eleanor by birth but….. noreen…. noodles….. hm… definitely others…. at school ppl called me eleawhore which made no sense bcos it was a catholic school  :/

TIMEZONE: GMT

PRONOUNS: she / her.

WHAT’S YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: libra sun, saggitarius moon, cancer ascendent. 

MBTI?: enfp / infp turbulent, i go between the two xx

FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER(S)?:   nymphadora tonks, shelly and bobby from twin peaks, rayla from the dragon prince, rue in euphoria, richie tozier, amma crellin, connell from normal people, clementine kruczynski, fraser from wawwa, penelope frm a bigger splash, paddington bear……..

ANY FAVORITE SHOWS?: ummm…  euphoria, freaks n geeks, unreal, stranger things, sex education, sharp objects, glow…. more recently the queens gambit n normal ppl…. 

FAVORITE MOVIES?: oh god oh fuck,…. ok it changes every day cos i work in film stuff but atm ladybird, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, thoroughbreds, dead poets society, coraline, suspiria (new version unpopular opinion ik), my life as a courgette, a bigger splash, mamma mia, baz luhrmann’s romeo + juliet, little women, knives out….. we’ll stop ther…..

FAVORITE VIDEO GAME?: red dead redemption 2 catch me hogtieing angry teenage weebs in the saloon fuck those guys. i also rlly like the sims n stardew valley.

FAVORITE MUSIC ARTIST, ALBUM, OR SONG?: LCD soundsystem, bjork, phoebe bridgers, the avalanches, florence + the machine, billie eilish, king gizzard n the lizard wizard, girlpool, skinny girl diet, courtney barnett……. 

FAVORITE BOOK?: hmmmm maybe the virgin suicides….. idk…. or lolita i loved tht in high school, problematic i kno…. currently im reading white oleanders by janet fitch

DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?: no but my friends  black labrador is my son

IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, WHERE WOULD YOU GO?: hm im not sure, maybe ireland cos most of my family r ther n i’ve only been twice….. or maybe somewher in italy, or new zealand….. nows not really a good time to travel

WOULD YOU RATHER FIGHT ONE HORSE SIZED FUCK OR 10 DUCK SIZED HORSES?: horse sized duck i cant be dealing w them hooves i got kicked by a horse once when i ws workin on a farm n i had to go to hospital lmfao

FMK ( BARRY BEE BENSON, SHREK, OR THE ONCELER ): i mean none of these r good options ur either a nonce or u commit bestiality so this is totally off record but i’d fuck shrek, marry onceler, kill the bee.

ANYTHING YOU’D LIKE TO LINK? THINK YOUR PINTEREST, MAIN, W/E: ummm…. my main is @poxwench​, my pinterest is drugstoreglitter, my twitter is nurphymora.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN RPING FOR?: a fucking decade….. my first experience rping was as a jane from the volturi facebook account R.I.P

DO YOU HAVE ANY FAVORITE TYPES OF CONNECTIONS? ( THINK FRIENDS, ENEMIES, ETC. ): i fUCKING LOVE angsty shit, especially enemies to lovers, i eat that shit up. also slow burn, mutual yearning and pining, where small hand touches make both characters literally die. anythign w a lot of tension basically. i’m also big enough to admit that i enjoy writing smut esp when the characters cant stand each other, i think its a fun time

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE RP EVENTS?: im GMT so i tend to miss them but i love it when theres a chatzy theyr always so chaotic. i rlly like balls n big party events. i thrive, truly. or anything thats like…. people in assigned groups doing like capture the flag or whatever ldgkslg

DO YOU HAVE ANY FAVORITE RP TASKS?:  hmmm maybe character development ones like interview / interrogation ones or character secret tasks.

ARE YOU OKAY WITH THE MAIN CONTACTING YOU IN THE FUTURE FOR RP PLOTS? WE WON’T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT RUNNING IT PAST YOU FIRST: please do, i fuckin love to be torn apart by wolves and eaten by the pack

ANYTHING ELSE?: yea im still not over the fact that u asked me to think about fucking barry bee benson, shrek and the onceler, now i need therapy and i can’t sleep x

#pyrrhic.task001 #the amount of oversharing in this...... smiles with my two teef i only have 2 bcos i gave u da rest for ur teef transplant

[remywrites5]

Can you please please please write more jegulily and jegulus but preferably jegulily puh-leaseee id love and appreciate you forever

           James didn’t exactly consider himself good at all the wedding planning stuff. He was still a little awed that Lily Evans had even agreed to it. They’d been dating for four years, since they were eighteen, and it was kind of just the thing people did. James would have been happy just going on the way things were but he knew that was what everyone was expecting of him. It wasn’t that he didn’t want to marry Lily, it was just they already acted as if they were married, it didn’t feel like the actual wedding was worth it. Although James Potter had never said no to a party in his life.

           He also didn’t want to leave everything up to Lily. He wasn’t completely useless and could help with the planning and getting shit done. Lily knew better than to have James do too much though considering his propensity for mischief. He’d been given things to do that were difficult to screw up.

           James was in charge of the wine they were serving and Sirius’ brother owned a vineyard that he’d inherited from an uncle. Sirius and Regulus had inherited it together from their Uncle Alphie, but Sirius had no interest in wine besides drinking it, so he had let Reg take it over and apparently the business was thriving.

           James had actually never met Regulus before despite Sirius being his best friend. After Sirius had begun to rebel against his parents, Walburga and Orion tried to limit his contact with Reg as much as possible so their only good son wouldn’t be influenced by the bad. Reg had gone to a very private boarding school somewhere in Eastern Europe. They hadn’t really had an occasion to meet since then as James had been busy starting his life with Lily.

           As he walked into the tasting room, it was so classy he felt like maybe he should take off his shoes so he didn’t track mud anywhere. There were large black leather sofas for people to sit down and enjoy their wine. There were also a few tables on the other side and a bar with stools in the center of the room. The lighting was warm and inviting, like someone could just sit for hours and enjoy the wine.

           James knew Regulus was expecting him as Sirius had booked the appointment for him. As it was the middle of the day on a Thursday, it wasn’t as if there were a lot of people there. Just an older retired couple in the corner at one of the tables, chatting quietly and enjoying their afternoon with nowhere to get to.

           He took the opportunity to study the different kinds of wine that were displayed on the wall. James didn’t exactly know a lot about wine but he knew it usually gave him a headache. He was more of a whiskey and beer kind of bloke. Still, Lily preferred wine and it seemed like the more wedding type thing to do.

           “You must be James,” a silky baritone voice said from his right. James turned and felt like he was hit in the face with a frying pan. Regulus Black was gorgeous. He wasn’t sure why he was so surprised, after all Sirius was a very good-looking bloke. He had the same dark hair but it was shorter and more styled. He had sharp features, high cheekbones and a cut jawline. His eyes were a bit more sunken in than Sirius’, making his grey eyes seem even more pronounced.

           “Yes,” James said after having to clear his throat. “James Potter.”

           “Regulus Black,” he said, holding out his hand. His fingers were long and slender, almost delicate. James cringed at his own rough hands as he shook Reg’s. “It’s nice to meet you finally.”

           “Yeah,” James said, taking his hand back and shoving it into his pockets in embarrassment. “I was starting to think Sirius was keeping us apart on purpose.”

           Reg smiled, bringing one thin finger to his lips and biting down on it. Christ, everything about him seemed sinful. “My brother has never been good about sharing. A poor Paddington bear once suffered the consequences by being ripped in half.”

           James chuckled. “I wouldn’t know anything about that. Only child I’m afraid.”

           “Lucky you,” Reg said, quirking his eyebrows playfully as he dropped his finger from his lips. “Now, what were you thinking for your wedding?”

           James shrugged. “To be honest, I know fuck all about wines.”

           Reg nodded as if he’d been expecting it. James wasn’t sure if Sirius had warned Reg about James’ lack of knowledge or if he should be offended that Regulus had just assumed he knew nothing. “How about a tasting?” he offered, gesturing towards the bar. “We can go through a range of wines and find what you like. Unless the bride already has some selections.”

           James shook his head. “I think she usually drinks a cabernet but she’ll pretty much take whatever is on offer.”

           Reg walked gracefully over to behind the bar and began getting set up. He uncorked the first wine with a flourish and poured James a glass. James sat down on one of the stools and watched Reg. He moved like a dancer, his body having such ease to it as if it wanted to go wherever Reg had in mind, everything working in perfect unison.

           Regulus slid over a piece of paper with a list of wines on it. “After you taste each wine you score it on a scale from one to five, five being the highest. We’ll start with the sweeter wines and work our way to drier wines. If your fiancée enjoys Cabernet then it’s possibly she’s more into the dry. We’ll see what passes your fancy though.”

           James struggled not to mention that Regulus was what he fancied most at the moment. They chatted as James tasted over fifteen types of wine including a few cordials. They were all mostly delicious with only a few not really doing it for him. Regulus’ eyes lit up when he talked about wine and it was clearly a subject he was very interested in. James loved listening to him talk and realized he’d been sitting for hours only by the fact that his arse had lost most of the feeling in it. The older couple in the corner had left and it had been just him and Reg for some time.

           “Fuck,” James said, checking his phone. He was slightly buzzed from all the wine. “Lily will be wondering where I am. Guess we’ll be having a takeaway for dinner.”

           Regulus smiled politely. “Sorry to take up so much of your time.”

           “Don’t be,” James assured him quickly. “I had a really good time. Can I buy a bottle to take home with me? I think Lily would really like it.”

           Regulus nodded and turned away. James wasn’t sure but he thought he saw a pained expression cross Reg’s face. When he turned back around, he was holding a bottle of cabernet, his smile never faltering. “It’s on the house,” he said, holding it out to James.

           “Absolutely not,” James protested, shaking his head emphatically. “You already wouldn’t let me pay for the tasting even though I googled what you normally charge for that. You’ve done enough, Reg.”

           “Just take the stupid bottle,” Reg said with a put upon sigh.

           James pushed his glasses up and huffed in annoyance. As he took the bottle from Reg, their fingers brushed against each other and James could have sworn he felt electricity at the touch. He held the bottle in one hand and fished his wallet out with the other. He put fifty quid into the tip jar with a pointed look at Reg. He wasn’t sure if that was enough to cover everything he’d had that day but at least it was something. It didn’t make him feel quite so guilty.

           “So…” he said, shuffling awkwardly. “I’ll see you around then?” He realized he really didn’t want to leave.

           “You know where I am,” Regulus answered with a small smile. “Congratulations, by the way, I don’t know if I ever said it.”

           “Yeah, thanks,” James said, a blush tingeing his cheeks. ��I’d better go. I’ve taken up enough of your time.”

           Reg ran his fingers through his hair and shrugged. “I didn’t mind at all.”

           James felt his stomach twist painfully. He had a fiancée. It didn’t do to go around fancying other blokes when he had the girl of his dreams waiting at home. “Thanks again, Reg. I hope to see you soon.”

           “I’d like that.”

           As James left the tasting room, he clutched the bottle of wine to his chest and pressed himself up against the wall of the side of the building. The whole thing was just so bloody inconvenient.

                                                           ***

           James got curry on his way home, unsure if it paired with red wine, but figuring they’d drink it anyway. He should have asked Regulus what would go well with the wine. It seemed like the sort of thing he’d know.

           “James,” Lily called out, pulling him from his reverie of thinking of Reg as he dragged his naan through the curry sauce. “Earth to Potter.”

           James glanced up from his plate to find Lily staring at him expectantly. He cleared is throat and took a bit of his naan just to stall for time. He had no idea what Lily had been talking about before he spaced out. “Yeah?” he asked with his mouth full.

           Lily rolled her eyes. “So who is it?”

           “What?” James asked, nearly choking on the half-chewed bread in his mouth. He took a huge gulp of his wine and that didn’t help at all because the wine made him think of Reg. His face heated up in embarrassment.

           “You’ve been sighing wistfully the entire meal,” Lily pointed out with a knowing grin. “If I didn’t know better, James, I’d say you were in love.”

           James took a deep breath and ran his fingers through his hair. “Don’t be ridiculous. I’m in love with you.”

           Lily shrugged. “I’ve been in love with more than one person at once.”

           James stared at her in surprise. “Am I one of those two people?” he asked, this being the first he’d ever heard of it.

           Lily nodded and pulled one of her knees up to her chest, hugging it as she ate her food. “The year we got together. Our first dating. I’d been in love with Marlene Mckinnon for years before that. It was part of the reason I kept turning you down. Well, that and you were a massive prick back then. Marlene and I used to fool around a lot but I definitely was in love with her. She developed feelings for Dorcas Meadows and I realized you weren’t so awful so we broke things off. But I still had feelings for Marlene even as I started falling in love with you. It’s possible to love more than one person.”

           James’ jaw dropped. “Wait, I was a rebound?”

           Lily groaned. “Bloody hell, Potter, that wasn’t exactly the point of the story.”

           “You never told me any of that!” James said indignantly. “I didn’t even know you were bisexual!”

           “I didn’t know you were either,” Lily shot back accusingly and James’ face reddened again. “You didn’t go to work today and so there’s really only one person it could be, unless you feel in love with Mrs. Gupta at the curry place we go to.”

           James shuffled uncomfortably. He had forgotten how intuitive Lily could be, how clever she was. Of course she would work it out. No one had ever accused James of being subtle. “Lily, nothing happened, nothing will happen.”

           “Says who?”

           “Says me!” James said in frustration. “It’s just a stupid crush. I wouldn’t do anything about it.”

           “Why not?” Lily said, her tone teasing and James looked up to find her raising an eyebrow at him. “I think I want to meet this Regulus who turned your head.”

           “Lily no!”

           “Oh yes!”

                                                           ***

           James was a ball of nerves as they entered the tasting room. He didn’t know what to expect from any of this and the uncertainty had him on edge. Lily seemed to be having the time of her life, getting a chance to playfully rib James for once instead of the other way around. He didn’t even understand what Lily was hoping to gain from all this. Maybe just ammo against James to use for the rest of their lives together. He’d been trying to talk her out of this stupid plan since the previous evening but Lily was steadfast. 

           Regulus walked in from the back carrying a case of wine. He stopped when he spotted James and smiled at him before glancing over at Lily. He looked a pit panicked as he put the case down on the bar. “Hello again,” he said, his expression schooled into something more neutral. “How can I help you?”

           “My fiancée would like to take you out on a date,” Lily informed him. James felt his jaw drop in surprise and his eyes flickered over to Reg nervously.

           “Lily,” he hissed, feeling his palms begin to sweat.

           “I don’t blame you, James,” Lily said, looking at him over her shoulder and giving him a sweet smile. “Bloody gorgeous.”

           “I’m sorry,” Regulus spoke up. “I’m confused.”

           Lily walked over to the bar and bent over it, getting close to Reg while James watched them in horror. It felt like everything was going in slow motion, like a car crash. “It’s quite simple,” Lily informed him. “James has a crush on you. I don’t have a problem with that. Are you interested in girls or is it just blokes?”

           Regulus looked dumbstruck for a moment and looked at James for help. James could only shrug in response. Regulus blinked a few times and then his attention went back to Lily. “I’m interested in women as well as men.”

           Lily smiled. “Then maybe both of us will take you out on a date,” she said, looking behind her and waving James over. James stumbled closer and stood beside his absolutely bonkers bride to be. “Only if you’re interested in that, of course. I’d understand if you’d want it to be just you and James. It seems you two made quite the connection yesterday.”

           Regulus’ eyes flickered between James and Lily as if he were working something out in his head. When their eyes met, James gave him a reassuring smile, wanting Reg to know this wasn’t some kind of joke. Reg licked his lips and nodded as if he understood. It felt like a similar non-verbal communication went on between Reg and Lily. He felt a bit relieved by how quickly Regulus and Lily seemed to be hitting it off. After what felt like a lifetime, Reg’s face broke out into a smile. “Well then,” he said, grabbing a bottle of wine and pouring three glasses. “How do you two feel about Indonesian food?”

#jegulily #i write things #Polyamorous relationship #flirting #fluff #modern day au #long post #anon prompt

[bodyinthebog]

okie i was tagged by @spacelnvader! thank you!! <3

Directions: Answer 20 questions then tag some people you wanna get to know!

Nickname: esmo?? es?? i use cecil a hell of a lot online....

Zodiac: leo!

Height: I actually have no idea how tall I am - roughly 5″2-3 I think.

Languages: Just English. I’m very boring. (Although I can speak passable German + Latin, and I’m learning Danish!)

Nationality: English (no shit)

Favorite fruit: Berries are a fruit, right? Cause if so, then blackberries. If not, then oranges!

Favorite season: Winter - it’s cold, you can wear jumpers, no hayfever, christmas, holidays, have I mentioned that you can wear jumpers, quilts, hot chocolate without being judged

Favorite scent: Peppermint or lavender I think. (Honestly, I have a cold/hayfever 99% of the time, so I can hardly smell anything)

Favorite color: Purple/grey

Favorite animal: Cats!! Any type of cat!! (or newts. cause they’re pretty cool)

Favorite fictional animal: Paddington Bear!! 

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: all three mixed together. Please don’t make me choose. (also, i have had at least one cup of all three today?? like I think so far I’ve had three cups of coffee, two cups of tea and a cup of hot chocolate. oops)

Number of blankets: preferably like 4. But it’s summer, so 1 atm.

Favorite subject: English?? Honestly I don’t have a favourite subject, I just like certain parts of different subjects. 

When was your blog created? August 2015.

Currently watching: Gotham (I’m on my fourth? rewatch), GBBO and Doctor Who. (if podcasts count, I’m working my way through Wolf 359)

Favorite band: I love love Hey Violet and Make Out Monday (Jeremy Shada, who plays Lance and Finn, is in it!) But P!ATD + FOB are pretty cool as well. I’m the token emo of my friend group. 

Instrument: (all of these I play v v v v v v v v v badly, so keep that in mind please): descant + treble + tenor + bass recorder, viola, piano, guitar and ukulele!

Favorite book: I absolutely adore the Shades of Magic series by Victoria Schwab, but currently my fave book has to be the Welcome to Night Vale book!

I’m gonna tag @thesightofworms @loverofcartoons @ohbellamy @a-belle25125 @clowncwrw @valeskajeremiah if u wanna do it, i don’t mind!! <3

#other #thank you!!

[tedfashionski]

Finking, Finking.

Hi, welcome to my ted talk. (That is the only time I will ever make that joke. This is Fashionski Finks. Expect radically low standards of self-involved rantiness with zero research or accountability from here on out). For a while there I seriously thought that the covid-19 quarantine was going to result in people being increasingly placid and accepting of creeping extensions of the police state. But here I am, getting depressed again, not about the protests, which I love, but more about my relationship to in-group pressure dynamics. One of the problems with being a relentless contrarian is the discomfort of my impulse to rebel against groups even when they’re championing the right thing. I have to find my own way to fight against the system as an outsider. No gods, no masters, no fucking peer pressure.  I’ll never be happy joining a chorus line. I don’t sign fucking petitions (they’re just lists for the NSA). I do donate, but like fuck will I do it performatively. I can’t go to protests cus I get panic attacky in crowds. I empathise pretty strongly with outsiders of all stripes but believe ridiculously excessively in the public good of criticism, and have a nostalgic love of trolling (I like to think I’m gentle with it though). Bring back the troll! We need that fucker, he’s a sign of a healthy internet. I’m writing this blog thing as an extension of my need to vent my extreme negativity. TBH I never expected to get any followers with ted twitter and the bizarre welcomingness of the hf twitter community totally wrongfooted me. I’m not nice. Ted isn’t meant to likable. He’s my dark side. I was meant to be using this alt as a way to terrorise the nice nice (secretly cruel) fashion people. I’m gunna try and up that aspect more. Just bear in mind, my complaints are largely about the system, but if I see you perpetuating fashion’s entrenched anti-intellectualism or its insidery bullshit, I’ll come for you with a little meta-bomb with your name on it. Maintaining my misanthropic tone does take work tho, like, deep down in some twisted part of my psyche, I guess I do actually want to be liked. It’s fucked up.

I suppose it’s only fair to explain this Ted fursona. Like, new concept, who dis? Why all the furry porn? …..because I just think it’s hilarious. Every time I think about the furries I cackle (not at them, mind). I just love the mad corruption of pure Disney aesthetics into hardcore pornography. That’s anti-authoritarian as fuck. I love the sincerity of their culture. The way the crazy fetish aspect means they’ll never be fully blandified by mainstream acceptance. The way it’s so cringe but so delightful. And more seriously, I’m interested in how a culture of mostly gay male nerds developed to the point where they’ll invest 10k in custom fursuits and support eachother’s independent businesses in ways that the fashion community completely fails to do. The fashion world sucks. There’s so many correlations there that I want to investigate: the newness (furries date from around the 70s, fashion culture in its self-aware state dates from the late 19th C – both very young fields); the centralisation/decentralisation; the hierarchy (furries can be pretty catty, I have discovered in my research, and we all know what fashion people are like); the adoption of new identities; the cis-boy gayness aspect (I’m increasingly tired of the extreme nasty hierarchy of certain CSM queens. It’s all very UGH. Just, fuck those particular bitches.) There’s more to the furry love, but I’ll explore it in future posts.

More importantly, why Ted fucking Kaczynski? I’m not like, actually a terrorist. (….yet. tehehe. NO, seriously I like non-maiming violence. Fuck yeah to property damage. Fuck yeah to disabling the system in extreme way. But no to wooden IEDs. Think of my shitty jokes that fail to land as my hand-crafted bombs). I think I like the shitness of Ted. He was just an epic fail of a terrorist. I’m a little white girl living in London. I’m not actually a primitivist, as much as I crave a hut in the woods. I did go to an elite school though. I had some really shitty experiences in the fashion industry in my early 20s, and I watch my friends who are relatively successful in that system and I get so angry on their behalf at their poor treatment. They think I’m too angry. Fuck that. They should be more angry, and the fact that they can’t be angry at their extreme precarity and the fact they’re still insecure and terrified of being ejected by the system after all their investment and skills they’ve built up is BULLSHIT. I’ll be double angry for them, I’m not invested in that system. I don’t need it to pay my rent. I’m free, motherfuckers, and I’m coming for the abusers and exploiters. If you’re a complacent industry figure not fighting hard from within, uggghhhhh fuck you. Yes, YOU. Soooo, I relate pretty hard to the MK ultra stuff. (go look him up, he was basically tortured and experimented upon by the elite). But there’s a pretty big chasm between my views and his, and I’ll try to be clear about the extent of my interest in his extreme beliefs. I haven’t even finished reading the manifesto. Basically, I watched that shitty show on Netflix with sam worthington around the same time I watched Joker (that movie fucked me up) and thought it’d be a good outlet to larp online as a terrorist. There’s the angry white alt-right school shooter aspect, which I’m still figuring out, cus I’m non-binary and I was raised by nutso trumpy right-wingers, who I barely speak to anymore, and I struggle to get along with people generally. There’s sad, self-pitying rage here. I empathise with the angry white dudes too much. I feel guilty about it. That’s good ground for artmaking (yes, shamefully, this…is…art. Sorry). I modelled this fursona a little after my brother, who I spent years living with and arguing with and trying to lift out of his scary racist youtube rabbit holes. This is actually quite an emotional thing for me, cus I did the ‘talk to your fascist family’ thing. And I completely failed. I realised his right-winginess wasn’t lessening, I wasn’t gaining ground, and in fact my excessive empathy and desire to reach out to the relative most similar to me in character meant his extremism was rubbing off on me. Making me more resentful and depressed. Feeling powerless. I was being too kind-hearted and forgiving of his masculine impotence. So I’m exploring some personal shit here. But Ted is also a cute lil fuzzball teddy bear. He means well, but me being super autistic and faily at social skills means he’s kind of a dick, cus I am. I’m going to try and further develop this character, this POV, and this post is the only time I’ll explain the divide between him and his creator (moi). The ‘I’ on the twitter and here is Ted Fashionski, I need that space between me and him. Masks give us this freedom to be more ourselves. Internet culture has lost a lot of its wild brutal anonymity in the last decade or so, now everyone’s afraid of making mistakes. How the hell do you grow if you’re not allowed to fuck up? This is a vital outlet. He’s become an important part of my life and I have to say, I love being Ted Fashionski. He’s like Paddington Bear who just escaped form Guantanamo or something.

I get pretty fatigued as a matter of course. I’m a long-term depressive since childhood. I have a difficult time keeping my hard-on for living. I don’t get suicidal really but I do struggle with extreme fatigue. I sleep a lot. I often fall into spirals of self-hate. And as someone who utterly believes in revolutionary leftist politics, I beat myself up about not doing enough. I’m so middle class and english and white. I was raised in such a chauvinistic and complacent culture; I don’t even know where to start. I’m wading my way through post-colonial literature and beating myself up for finding it boring and uncomfortable. It’s hard to force yourself to acknowledge your culture is The Bad Guys. It’s easier to fall into fanstasies of supremacy and butthurt misunderstoodness. And it’s not like my depressive brain needs any encouragement to hate me. My trajectory is ever leftwards, but I remember the righteous fury of being right-wing. I get it, that was me. We need more paths back from fascism, more comprehension of why people are that kind of shitty. I talk less, and less well, the more depressed I am. If I’m talking, it means im feeling a lot better. Just, fyi.

Give me a minute to be critical here. With the George Floyd protests, a lot of the cool guys on fashion twitter has gone blazingly hardcore on the political side. But there’s this troubling rhetoric about ‘no return to normal content’ or ‘this isn’t the time for fashion’. Like fuck it isn’t. This is a key problem with fashion culture right here, we have this received perception of fashion as empty escapism. Escapism matters in fashion, yes. But seriously, talking about the surfaces of things does not equal not caring about deeper meaning. What the fuck. Clothes are a connective tissue, a membrane between us. They’re emotional and powerful. We can talk about things that matter THROUGH clothes. I speak fashion, pretty fucking well. Most people who work at fashion magazines are morons with no understanding or respect for their subject. They’re incapable of doing it justice, and that’s deliberate. On this tumblr you’ll see rants and reviews of fashion and other artforms, always interpreting through a fashion lens. cus it matters, cus it’s a vital part of the culture, cus just because something has a glittery, seductive surface doesn’t mean it doesn’t communicate or contain depth. There’s no going back to ‘normal fashion content’, yes. Normal fashion content is a fucking psyop to divert legitimate interest in aesthetics amongst largely non-academic dyslexic visual types away from careful thought/feeling and towards empty consumerist commericiality. The traditional fashion media wants you to express yourself and your interest in the zeitgeist through buying more shit. Another fashion world is possible. Let’s destroy the old and build a new one, one where surface and spirit are connected and true and fashion can’t be abused in service of evil industrial monopolists.

/end rant. TLDR: angry fictional teddy bear with tin-foil hat and an eco-anarchist fetish says no to stupid fashion and yes to the renewal of conceptual fashion. Also, Fuck White People.

[we-are-the-sickness]

do all the emojis hoe,,

☝ - How tall are you?I'm actually 5'2 now! Yoga helped me grow ^.^
✔ - Sexual OrientationBi asf
🚬 - Do you Smoke?Not anymore,,
🍷 - Do you Drink?Occasionally 
♒ - Do you Take Drugs?Not anymore lol
😳 - Age you get mistaken for?Mid 20s /:
💉 - Have Tattoos?Not yet!
✏️ - Want any tattoos?Yeeees def
✂️ - Got any Piercings?Jst my ears atm
✌ - Want any piercings?Yeah I want more
👌 - Best friend?Probably the hoe who messaged me
♥ - Do you like anyone?👀🍝 always
🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands?ToolSlipknotMetallicaGenesisPuscifer(Carina round but she's jst alone)
🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs?EEEMSoad-spidersPuscifer-monsoonsCarina round- into my bloodTool-wings for Marie pt1&2Ozzy Osborne-fire in the sky
😒 - Biggest pet peeve?Ppl that eat w they mouth open
📝 - Story from your childhood.I had this fucking pink Barbie ball that u would bounce on like an exercise ball? I was jst bouncing around one day happy as could be and mama told me not to bounce on the tile did I listen? No. Bounced on the tile fell off hit the right side of my head aNd it still hurts sometimes
💬 - I wish…I WISH THAT one day I'll be able to have all the plants I ever wanted
‼️ - Something you’ll change?My negative outlook on life I have sometimes
💦 - What makes you horny?Probably touchin I MEAN I CANT JUST PIN POINT SOMETHING RN I'm Pandora's box ya never know probs touchin during making out.
🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for?Didn't I jst answe this
🔥 - Something spicy you like?Most anything like I rly like spicy food so. Ive been rly wanting the spicy chicken sandwich from chik fil a lately tho
👃 You hate the smell of ….Old house, dead mouse etc
👊 - Something you hate?Ppl talking about something they DNT know shit about
🚶 - Are you single?Not necessarily 
💬 - Can we text?If we mutuals!
💌 - Fan mail me?Sure!
💍 - Marry me?If ur samm than yes
💘 - Be my tumblr crush?!! I always wanted to be someone's fave
💭 - Favorite foods?Orange chicken, steak, Mexican food, BBQ brisket, a lot of Chicago foods.
☀ - Story about your day.I'm jst doing chores rn nothing too exciting. I'm wearing pink Winnie the Pooh eeor pj pants and a palm tree shirt and I went out to get the mail n my neighbor way down the road was staring at me from their yard
💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes?THEO ROSSIBen mDoes yogagirl count as a celebIdk who else
🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies?The dressmakerThe hobbitHolesPaddington bearIdk what else
📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows?GrimmAgents of shieldDaredevilLuke cageIron fist 
✏ - Random fact about yourself.I have a lot of Scottish in me blood
✈️ - Where are you from?Loves park illinois 
🚀 - Where do you wanna visit?SWEDEN
😍 - Do you have a crush?OUI
😷 - Something you hate eating?uhhh not much there some textures I don't like tho can't name anything rn tho
🙈 - What makes you shy?KINDNESS USUALLY
💃 - Can you dance?I mean I groove that's all I do 
💏 - Do you love anyone?@thinflower
👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear?My docs they r so comfortable 
🌴 - A island you would visit?I'd like to go back to Maui tbh
🌎 - A country you would visit?Aahhh there's so many
🌀 - Favorite type of weather?Warm spring weather w the breeze
🔮 - Do you believe in luck?I think so
📱 - What kinda phone do you have?iPhone 7
📅 - Favorite time of the year?If everything wasn't so depressing this time of yr it would probably be from April to June 
📚 - Career goal you want?To accumulate enough money to start my own business comfortably 
🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat?Orange chicken, steak, Mexican food, BBQ brisket, a lot of Chicago foods.
🍭 - Favorite Candy?HNNN I really don't kno 
🍇 - Favorite fruits?ALL
🚘 - Dream car(s)?Dodge Journey and a 1969 mustang 429 boss
🚔 - Have you ever been arrested?Not yet
🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before?I think so
🎫 - Do you have a license?Yep
🚼 - Do you have or want kids?I think I might one dayIDK MAN
🔞 - Are you under 18?Nop
🐶 - Do you own a pet?MmmHMM 
😔 - Something that makes you sad?I often think abt how sad other ppl are or were and I get sad But I also get sad abt myself
😡 - What pisses you off?A lot lmao
😏 - What turns you on?I KINDA ANSWERED THIS
😈 - Are you a freak?probably 
💪 - Do you work out? Oui!THAT TOOK WAY TOO MUCH TIME

[the-yunhaneul]

OOC WEEK: DAY 2

What country are you from?: Let’s hear it for England, EN-G-LAND!

What is your first language? Do you speak any other languages?: My first language is English but I also speak a little German, tbh I’d like to be fluent in more languages and it’s probably something I’ll get around to doing at some point, at the very least it’d be nice to be able to speak more German ‘cause I really enjoyed learning the language.

What language would you like to learn?: Japanese.

What’s one movie from your country that you like (or recommend others see)?: Just one British movie? Hahahahahaha. Don’t want to be controversial but tbh we make some of the best movies... ever. I would actually though, out of all the British movies in the world, recommend everyone watch Paddington. That may sound ridiculous but there is something so positively charming and British about the whole film, it really does have what I’d call genuine British comedy in it, it’s multi-layered so people of all ages can enjoy it and the Brown family are just so very British, it’s wonderful. Not to mention Ben Whishaw voicing Paddington, that man is an actual angel, his voice is ridiculously gentle and soothing so he makes the perfect Paddington bear.

Pick a song from your country (or in your language) and talk about why you like it: One British song... Again, we make some pretty great music. I’m actually gonna go with good ol’ Take That, ‘Never Forget’, because I think tbh it’s like a ridiculously good song. It’s cheesy as fuck, it was actually written before I was born but whenever I hear it it puts me in a good mood, tbh I just have a soft spot for Take That like gimme my boys, though if you wanted to miss out Robbie I’d be alright with that. I’d actually put this song down for the next question too but I’ve got many in mind pffftttt

Pick a classic song from your country - aka one that everyone knows, one that’s representative of your country, etc: Would it be too devoted to my own country to say I think ‘We Are the Champions’ by Queen represents us :’) TBH I think it does though, I think not necessarily because we’re the best country (...although...) because we’ve made some mistakes, some very far in our past and some more recent, but for a small country we’re a force to be reckoned with. I think the song speaks a lot about how in general, people from all walks of life, here in the UK we’re little fighters, we work hard at things, we go through shit times but we always come out of that and although there is communities within our country that are complete dicks and need to- in the words of Ronald Weasley- sort out their priorities, I do also think that British people, in general, can be pretty decent and want our country to be a better place in the future.

What’s a book from your country (or in your language) that you’d recommend?: Oh boy, ok, not an easy question at all because... and I must sound like a broken record... but we’ve literally had some of the best writers the world has ever known come from my small little island. I do actually think ‘Wuthering Heights’ by Emily Bronte is an incredible book, I think it’s sort of incredible how she can write two main characters so difficult to like and yet their story hooks you in from the start. I actually have a deep hatred for Heathcliff and Cathy, it irritates me every time how their own denial and selfishness leads to them **spoilers, sort of** destroying the lives of another family, but somehow you can’t help get drawn into this intense obsession and feud of love and hate that they have for each other, not to mention the setting and general imagery is lovely.

What’s your favourite childhood story from your country or culture?: Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. Honestly, I still love all stories about Alice honestly, I think something truly magical was created with the idea of Wonderland and this girl becoming part of something that she just sort of gets on with and tries to make sense of, I feel like that’s a very British thing tbh, to attempt to find logic in things and look for reason in things.

Talk about a tradition from your country or culture that you love celebrating: Gosh, I have no idea tbh, I can’t think of many big celebrations that I personally attend that aren’t found all over the world? I guess I like the tradition of drinking lots of tea?

Fave food from your country/culture: A full English breakfast is always good, never pass on it, or the very traditional FISH AND CHIPS! A glorious meal tbh, heavenly.

Best season of the year in your country?: I like autumn, personally or spring, I don’t really like extreme weather so summers feel too hot and winters feel too cold.

What’s one thing that you wish you could change about your country? Why?: The party currently in charge of our government because tbh they’re just clueless dicks who make decisions to benefit one class and no one else.

What’s one thing that you’re proud of about your country?: I think, in general, we’re quite an accepting country. I think there are, like everywhere, some people who are hateful and rude but in general we’re a very diverse, multi-cultural country who do want equality and do want to head towards that future possibility.

Name a country you’d like to visit: Any East Asian country; Japan, China, South Korea or Thailand (not necessarily in that order).

Top three cities you’d like to visit: Seoul, Tokyo and Berlin.

What’s the best place in your country that you’ve ever visited?: Honestly, I love Manchester but I do also love London, our lovely capital. I think London really does have a lot to offer, it’s an incredibly busy place where really ancient and beautiful buildings are surrounded by modern culture, if you ever get the chance to go I would highly recommend it.

Have you ever been abroad (out of your country)? If so, where did you go?: Several times actually. I’ve been to Spain twice, once when I was very little and a second time a few years ago, it was the worst holiday tbh because it was roasting hot and right on the beach and that’s just personally not the type of place I enjoy. I like being busy, enjoying cultures etc. a lot more than relaxing holidays. I’ve also been to France but only to Disneyland :’) And I’ve been to Cologne, Germany, it was only for a few days but it has been my favourite holiday ever since. I went at Christmas when they had all the old traditional German markets up and it was just beautiful, the atmosphere, the food (omg THE FOOD, BLESS GERMANY TBH) and the people were all so friendly and helpful with my lacking skills in the German language XD It was great.

What are some myths or stereotypes about your country or culture that are either true or are false?: We all drink tea. True, and if you don’t then tbh get out right this second, we don’t need any of these tea haters, we’re a proud tea-loving nation, I will fight people on this ‘cause I love tea so much tbh. That we’re all super posh, completely false. I have a deep hatred for how English people are represented, especially in American media, because we’re basically all the same and all have the same accent and all seem to be like lawyers or doctors and we all tend to be pricks. Firstly, and I googled this, there are around 56 known British accents so we definitely don’t all sound the same and we definitely don’t all come from super rich families with tons of money and servants- Downton Abbey life is beaut, don’t get me wrong but unfortunately we can’t all live like that. And of course the grand conspiracy that we keep producing hot celebrities to steal the hearts of American women after WW2 as revenge is also completely true, we’re got some real hotties lined up for the future, be warned we are coming for you. That last bit was obviously a lie hahahaha it’s just a coincidence that we produce hot celebs.

#olooc #I'm so sleeeepy but I still wanted to take part ejrbgrbgegergeg forgive any odd ramblings I'll probably check this later and be like #'what a way to sound like a lunatic Finchy'

[lminfo]

IN REVIEW #1 JANUARY

LADY BIRD (2017) Directed by Greta Gerwig

I have been a fan of Greta Gerwig ever since I saw Frances Ha. Every time she was on screen she had so much charm to her, playing the ‘quirky girl’ with so much charisma and complexity, it was so affecting. Backtracking in her catalog and seeing her work in Greenberg and The House of the Devil, fastfowarding to Mistress America and Jackie, it’s safe to say I was officially a fan of Gerwig. So to my delight, her transition from actress and writer to director, is an insanely good transition. Lady Bird has a lot in common with the films she’s written in the past, but it’s a lot more of an accomplished film. It’s a coming of age film that focuses on the main characters two important relationships - with her mother, and with herself. It’s a love letter to Sacramento, and a love letter to mothers and teenage girls everywhere. It feels honest, and that’s where Lady Bird finds itself rising above its peers. ★★★★ 

PADDINGTON 2 (2017) Directed by Paul King

With myself being a prime internet shit poster, it’d be easy for somebody to think me hyping up Paddington 2 is me taking the piss, but that’s not the case for Paddington 2, one of the best family films I’ve seen as an adult. It’s utterly charming from start to finish and supplies a vast amount of chuckles and a few droplets of tears as it reaches the end. I know that when there’s a Paddington 3 (one can only hope), I’ll be first in line booking my ticket at the cinema. 

★★★★

BRIGSBY BEAR (2017) Directed by Dave McCary

Another bear movie, yet it couldn’t be anymore different. It’s a cute movie, and shows youtuber Kyle Mooney progressing from internet character star to a fully formed comedy actor in a script he cowrote, yet it’s nothing overtly special. The first ten or so minutes is probably the best part of the film, and it drags on and becomes quite predictable. However like I said, it’s cute, and it’s fine just being cute.

★★★

ICHI THE KILLER (2001) Directed by Takashi Miike

God damn I wasn’t ready for this film. It’s filthy, grotesque and surprisingly humorous. It’s hard to watch sometimes, not really because of the violence but because of exploration of dark themes of masochism and sexual assault. The violence on the other hand is usually really entertaining, and at times made me question my own enjoyment, which I think is definitely the intention behind this film. You can tell that the team behind this had so much fun making it, and this sheer passion of the art is just irresistible, no matter how disgusting this film gets.

★★★★

THE CASTLE OF CAGLIOSTRO (1979) Directed by Hayao Miyazaki

A charming visual and comedy feast, this was my first introduction to Lupin III. It’s obviously lacklustre if you were to compare it to Miyazaki’s follow up feature films, but for what it is, it’s pretty spectacular.

★★★½

AKIRA (1988) Directed by Katsuhiro Otomo

Here’s the part where I rate a film lower due to my own enjoyment of the type of film it is and not because of the film itself. I appreciate almost everything about Akira, it’s just i can’t sit down and watch this much action (the second half of the film) without my mind drifting off and a headache occurring. It’s not a reflection on the film, it’s a reflection of my own preferred viewing experience, and that’s okay. One day I’ll revisit it, not in a movie theatre, and take water breaks in-between the heavy action sequences. I feel rude even scoring it but I gotta stay true to myself.

★★★½

I, TONYA (2017) Directed by Craig Gillespie

A fascinating story and perspective with a mesmerising performance by Margot Robbie that suffers from being too sugary and artificial. It's not the raw, gritty character study I had hoped for in a Tonya Harding biopic, however although it is quite sensationalised and Hollywood ready, there is enough charm and enough charisma in the film to keep it entertaining from start to finish. 

★★★

NOCTURAMA (2017) Directed by Bertrand Bonello

Nocturama follows a bunch of up-to-no-good twenty-somethings plotting and partaking in terrorist acts in Paris. On paper it sounds like an action heavy thriller but it’s not, instead it’s essentially a character study on these deeply flawed characters commiting the crimes. The movie doesn’t tell you why they’re doing it, but follows the acts themselves, and how it affects each of them individually. The style of this film and its direction is really what makes the film a winner for me. The music choices consist of Blondie, Willow Smith and Chief Keef, and each one of those tracks are used so carefully and effectively. I would definitely list this as one of my favourite films of the last year, and it has me really needing to dive right into Bonello’s filmography. 

★★★★½

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