#palace guard scale mail. I’m lookin I’m lookin.

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Why were the pauldrons so little in lotr

#seen all three hobbits and all three lotrs twice in two weeks I’m ok. I’m fine #anyway why can I see theoden’s (yes I’m theodenposting. again. this is abt him) red tunic so MUCH #stabbed in the pit @ the battle of helms deep immediately. I do not wonder why. #no breastplate < pauldron overlap. no extra weird circle that I think is Italian plate armor but don’t quote me. #NONE OFI T #it was Such a bad idea to watch these shits on mobile 8 in from my face. #80s shoulder pad cosplay….I like the Rohan armor best too. #palace guard scale mail. I’m lookin I’m lookin. #BUT IM ALSO LOOKING. AT BETA MALE SHOULDER WIDTHS #lotr #op #the round rohirric sword hilts are cute #it’s cute. I like the two-hander narsil thing better but it’s not not cute. #IM NOT GONNA DO IT AGAIN. NO ROUND THREE. ILL DO SO #ETHING ELSE UNTIL IM COVID NEGATIVE I SWEAR TO FUCK