#peter parker slander sorry yall

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Maybe this is just me being outta pocket but I find the idea of Hobie's first day at HQ hilarious

And I can't explain it but if you're a black punk you know what I mean - if ur alt and black uve had it happen before

like the way people act when they've never seen a black punk or goth person before

Peters seems like the type of dude that stands there tryna compliment him while also fumbling and not trying to sound offensive and he's like

'wow Hobie your hair is so..big, and unique. Really crazy. It's uh.. cool. Is it an afroooo or dreads - or locs I mean?? '

and Hobie just stands there looking at him like

cause he's had this conversation like twelve times today and if he has to say 'not dreads.' one more time he's going to start telling Peters about themselves and their middle-aged hairlines

#if ur black and alt you KNOW that feeling I cant be the only one #when middle aged yt folks and well meaning randos act like you're a fragile unicorn #WEIRDOS #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk #spiderman #spider man #across the spiderverse #peter parker #peter parker slander sorry yall #atsv