#petlar (begrudgingly)

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[After preventing Samuel and the Carnival from causing chaos]

Sylar: *waking up after being knocked out* Which side won? Good or evil?

Peter: Good.

Sylar: And which side was I on?

Peter: Also good.

Sylar: Well, there’s two surprises.

#heroes #heroes nbc #nbc heroes #primatech #incorrect heroes quotes #the carnival totally did tax evasion #Sylar #gabriel gray #Peter petrelli #petlar (begrudgingly) #don’t worry petlar shippers ily it’s just not what gets to my kokoro #source: the simpsons

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Sylar: If god isn't real then why does the palm of man fit so perfectly against the throat of a goose

Peter: how have you acquired this knowledge while also still being alive

#heroes #heroes nbc #nbc heroes #primatech #incorrect heroes quotes #Sylar #gabriel gray #Peter petrelli #petlar (begrudgingly) #don’t worry petlar shippers ily it’s just not what gets to my kokoro #peter petrelli x sylar #source: tumblr

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Sylar: I'm pleased to see you in good health.

Peter: I regret to say that I cannot return the compliment. I would be pleased to find you in the worst health possible.

#heroes #heroes nbc #nbc heroes #primatech #incorrect heroes quotes #Sylar #Gabriel gray #Peter petrelli #petlar (begrudgingly) #don’t worry petlar shippers ily it’s just not what gets to my kokoro #I’m gonna break DOWN THESE WALLS #source: storm riders

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Peter: Please believe me when I say that if I ever steal someone's post without attribution, I'm not trying to be an evil Internet Content Thief, I just completely forgot that I saw it already and misremembered that I came up with it myself.

Peter: I posted this as warning before I posted The Thing and in the time it took me to type this, I forgot what The Thing was.

Sylar: When I steal somebody else's post without attribution I'm well aware that I didn't come up with it but I claim it as my own anyway because I love theft.

#heroes #heroes nbc #nbc heroes #primatech #incorrect heroes quotes #peter petrelli #Sylar #Gabriel gray #petlar (begrudgingly) #don’t worry petlar shippers ily it’s just not what gets to my kokoro #source: tumblr

[incorrect-heroes]

Sylar: i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough

Peter: if we all just got in the water and pushed

#heroes #heroes nbc #nbc heroes #primatech #incorrect heroes quotes #Sylar #Gabriel gray #peter petrelli #petlar (begrudgingly) #don’t worry petlar shippers ily it’s just not what gets to my kokoro #source: tumblr

[incorrect-heroes]

Peter: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Sylar: Yes! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.

Peter:

#heroes #heroes nbc #nbc heroes #primatech #incorrect heroes quotes #peter petrelli #sylar #gabriel gray #petlar (begrudgingly) #don’t worry petlar shippers ily it’s just not what gets to my kokoro #primatech gets spooky #source: tumblr

[incorrect-heroes]

“If he's your man then why is he MY thematic parallel”

– Sylar, arguing with Nathan about Peter

#I’m pretty sure there are also parallels with Nathan but I’m too tired to analyze them rn #heroes #heroes nbc #nbc heroes #primatech #incorrect heroes quotes #Sylar #Gabriel gray #nathan petrelli #peter petrelli #petlar (begrudgingly) #don’t worry petlar shippers ily it’s just not what gets to my kokoro #petrellicest (begrudgingly) #it’s aight tho petrellicest fans i love you but hnnnn my kokoro when paire #source: tumblr

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Sylar: my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away

Peter: Hey is

Peter: Is your refrigerator running

Sylar: my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin. are you running?

#heroes #heroes nbc #nbc heroes #primatech #incorrect heroes quotes #Sylar #Gabriel gray #peter petrelli #petlar (begrudgingly) #don’t worry petlar shippers ily it’s just not what gets to my kokoro #source: tumblr

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Sylar: angel with pronouns be like "he/hymn"

Peter: Blue hair and proverbs

Sylar: DON'T be FUNNIER THAN ME

#heroes #heroes nbc #nbc heroes #primatech #incorrect heroes quotes #Sylar #gabriel gray #peter petrelli #petlar (begrudgingly) #don’t worry petlar shippers ily it’s just not what gets to my kokoro #source: tumblr #petrellis being catholic but make it weird

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Sylar: *throws Peter in a very sharp rose bush* roses symbolise love! I love you!!

Peter: *notices his bleeding arms* oh i get it, because colour theory right?

#heroes #heroes nbc #nbc heroes #primatech #incorrect heroes quotes #Sylar #gabriel gray #Peter petrelli #petlar (begrudgingly) #don’t worry petlar shippers ily it’s just not what gets to my kokoro #peter petrelli x sylar #peter x sylar #source: tumblr

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Peter: The words self and soul have the same relationship as the words house and home. Is this anything

Sylar: i think e621 shouldnt be down for maintenance

#coomer Sylar… au? headcanon? idk #heroes #heroes nbc #nbc heroes #primatech #incorrect heroes quotes #peter petrelli #Sylar #Gabriel gray #petlar (begrudgingly) #don’t worry petlar shippers ily it’s just not what gets to my kokoro #source: outofcontextdiscord

[incorrect-heroes]

Sylar: if anyone makes fun of you for saying okie dokie, you will kill them. good luck

Peter: Thanks for the order boss I will try my best!

#I would’ve made Nathan do the first one #but he makes fun of Peter for saying okidoki #heroes #heroes nbc #nbc heroes #primatech #incorrect heroes quotes #Sylar #gabriel gray #peter petrelli #petlar (begrudgingly) #don’t worry petlar shippers ily it’s just not what gets to my kokoro #source: tumblr

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S4E17 ‘The Wall’

Sylar: gay sex will not fix this situation. honestly, it'd probably make it worse. that being said i think we should give it a shot anyway

#heroes #heroes nbc #nbc heroes #primatech #incorrect heroes quotes #Sylar #gabriel gray #peter petrelli #petlar (begrudgingly) #don’t worry petlar shippers ily it’s just not what gets to my kokoro #I’m gonna break DOWN THESE WALLS #s4e17 the wall #tagged episodes #source: tumblr

[incorrect-heroes]

Sylar: What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way? like I’m horny for halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin. you feel?

Peter: Do you mean… excited?

#herhoes #primatech gets spooky #heroes #heroes nbc #nbc heroes #primatech #incorrect heroes quotes #sylar #gabriel gray #peter petrelli #petlar (begrudgingly) #don’t worry petlar shippers ily it’s just not what gets to my kokoro #peter petrelli x sylar #peter x sylar #source: tumblr

[incorrect-heroes]

Sylar: You're toast.

Peter: Oh yeah? You and what toaster?

#heroes #heroes nbc #nbc heroes #primatech #incorrect heroes quotes #sylar #gabriel gray #peter petrelli #petlar (begrudgingly) #don’t worry petlar shippers ily it’s just not what gets to my kokoro #peter petrelli x sylar #peter x sylar #source: danny phantom

[incorrect-heroes]

Sylar: How many years have I been asleep?

Peter: It's been two hours.

Sylar: Two hours? I've had orgasms that lasted longer than that!

Peter: Really?

Sylar: It’s not as fun as it sounds.

#heroes #heroes nbc #nbc heroes #primatech #incorrect heroes quotes #herhoes #sylar #gabriel gray #peter petrelli #petlar (begrudgingly) #don’t worry petlar shippers ily it’s just not what gets to my kokoro #peter petrelli x sylar #peter x sylar #I’m gonna break DOWN THESE WALLS #source: what we do in the shadows