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incorrect-pitbabe · 4 months
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Pete: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Kenta: I'm a knife.
Kim, from across the room: He's the little spoon.
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incorrect-pitbabe · 4 months
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Charlie: *seductively takes off glasses*
Charlie: Wow...
Babe: *blushes* Haha... what?
Charlie: You're really fucking blurry.
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incorrect-pitbabe · 4 months
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North: Bro-
Sonic: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Sonic: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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incorrect-pitbabe · 4 months
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Kim: How many kids do you have?
Alan: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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incorrect-pitbabe · 4 months
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Alan: How's the sexiest person here~?
Jeff: I don't know, how are they~?
Alan, flustered: I-
Sonic, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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incorrect-pitbabe · 4 months
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Kim: Are we fighting or flirting?
Kenta: I'm pinning you against a wall with a knife to your neck-
Kim: Your point?
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incorrect-pitbabe · 4 months
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Sonic: Kim isn’t answering my messages.
Kenta: Allow me.
Sonic: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Kim: *replying to Kentas message* Hello.
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incorrect-pitbabe · 4 months
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Sonic, to North: We had a date!
Sonic: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*
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incorrect-pitbabe · 4 months
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Sonic: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
North: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Sonic: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
North: You wouldn’t?
Sonic: I mean, unless you want to-
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incorrect-pitbabe · 4 months
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Sonic: I trust north.
Alan: You think he know what he's doing?
Sonic: I wouldn't go that far.
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incorrect-pitbabe · 4 months
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Staff: Kim, keep an eye on Winner today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Kim: Sure, I’d love to see Winner get punched.
Staff: Try again.
Kim, sighing: I will stop Winner from getting punched.
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incorrect-pitbabe · 4 months
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Kim: Can you keep a secret?
Kenta: Do you know anything about my life?
Kim: No I do not. Good point.
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