#poor tachihara i really thought he was going to win--

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Hello there I was wondering if I could request, Yandere Tachihara with a darling whose in the ADA and she's extremely close to Yosano since you know his part for the hunting dogs and well he kind of doesn't like Yosano. How do you think he'll feel and how he'll 'protect' darling.

It's fine if you can't write this but hope you have a good day or night. I really like your writing!

꒰ YAN!Tachihara obsessing over an ADA!Reader whose best friends with Yosano꒱

notes ; HII YES YOU CAN! i love tachihara, i'm happy to write this request!! if anyone wants to request general yan hcs of him, please do! lord forgive me for suggesting the death of our beloved yosano, i'll make it up to yall somehow fr!! i think that the way i wrote this makes it obvious i played yandere simulator LMAO, i genuinely feel bad for yosano here

warning ; talk of murder, yandere themes, stalking, stealing?, manipulation, sabotaging, poor yosano

While TACHIHARA has trust in you, that doesn't mean he doesn't have his doubts, especially with those he doesn't like. Every time he follows you around, the presence of Yosano is just.. too much.

⋆ The hot-headed man always tried not to lose his cool when Yosano stood with you. He knew you were friends from the agency, but did she have to stand with you every second of the day? Of course not!

⋆ When he first watched you from afar, he thought Yosano being with you would only be for a day or two. No big deal, he liked that you socialized! The only problem was her. But he just had to wait it out. Patience was not always his strong suit, though.

⋆ A day or two turned into weeks, and weeks turn to months. Tachihara was still following you around, and Yosano stayed by your side. Shopping? She was there. Library? Also there. Needed your nails done? She needed to get hers done too, so why not tag along? Tachi was sick of it. You were over there spending time with Yosano happily, while he was over here aggravated.

⋆ And with you and Yosano both being in the ADA, how was he going to win you over without pulling a few strings? Being a detective, you were bound to find out what he does. And since Yosano was practically with you 95% of the time, how on earth would he pull you?

⋆ Well.. there were a few ways. He could just get rid of Yosano. That would work, right? Not suggesting that he kills Yosano, but I totally am. Obviously, killing her isn't easy. He'd have to use his ability, or maybe even get someone to kill her for him. That's a really easy way to get rid of her, but of course, that has a few downsides. The death of someone so close to you is absolutely devastating, and Tachihara knows it. He has to approach this another way.

⋆ The most likely way is to lie about her. He could always forge things and feed lies about Yosano to you through an anonymous number. That, or he could sabotage events. Ruining something she borrowed from you and returning it before she does, or stealing some of your things and placing them in her bag. After you find out about her 'stealing' your stuff, he'll straight up steal it for his own, and let you conclude that she stole it. But don't worry about getting it back, Tachihara will buy you anything you want when he wins you over.

STOP I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER. JUSTICE FOR YOSANO SHE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE DONE THIS WAY

⋆ An argument would likely start between you and Yosano. The woman tells you the truth and swears on her entire life that she's being honest with you; but you had all the proof of her stealing that you needed to know what she was doing.

⋆ But even after unfriending Yosano, it was still dissapointing. Losing your best friend was awful. You sat in your living room for days, staring at the ceiling, knowing you could've been out shopping or hanging out with your best friend instead of whatever this was.

⋆ That was when Tachihara and you met again.

"Oh.. I'm sorry, let me just.." The rust-red haired man leaned down to pick up the box of food that dropped from the shelf. The box you both reached for. He was familiar. A kind look in his eyes.

Then, it got serious. Tachihara bought you so many gifts. All of them were things he saw you glance at while you shopped with Yosano. He even asked why you were all alone all the time, and to that, you explained your situation. He held you closer to him, assuring you he'd never do the same.

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Dazai’s Childish Predicament Chapter 16

Chuuya groaned and stretched as he stepped out of the van, glad to finally be back at the HQ. The mission was resolved quickly once he arrived, but the five-hour drive down many small, bumpy roads left a lot to be desired. He dismissed his men and rubbed his aching back as he went to get freshened up, deciding that the longer he could avoid Dazai, the better.

That, of course, lasted about forty seconds.

“CCCHHHUUUUUYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!”

 Thud.

Once again Chuuya found himself regretting every life choice he’d ever made as he struggled to breathe under Dazai’s 181cm body.

“Get off me, you idiot!!” He shouted, trying unsuccessfully to push Dazai off of him until Akutagawa peeked out from around the corner.

“Um, D-Dazai…I don’t think Chuuya can breathe…”

“Eh?!” Dazai quickly looked down at Chuuya who was still shoving at him and quickly got off. “Sorry, Chuuya…I was just happy to see you,” He said with a pout, watching Chuuya stand up and dust himself off.

“It’s fine, Dazai, just don’t come running at me like that, you’re freaking tall and lanky and you’re so skinny it hurts- wait-” He whipped around to face Akutagawa. “Did he just do what you say? First time?”

Akutagawa nodded, “He, um…seems to do what I say…”

Dazai interrupted just as Akutagawa finished his sentence. “Chuuya Chuuya! Akutagawa’s ability is super awesome, isn’t it? He showed it to me yesterday it was so cool!” He was jumping up and down and smiling happily; still oblivious to the effect he had on Akutagawa. “You’ll let me stay with him again right?!” He ran over to Akutagawa and held his arm, a hopeful expression on his face. Akutagawa looked like he might faint at any moment.

Chuuya was silent for a moment, looking from Akutagawa, to Dazai, then back to Akutagawa again before bursting into laughter. “Oh man, this is better than I ever could have imagined! I had you look after him because I thought it’d be hilarious but I never thought he’d actually take a liking to you!” his laughter continued for another minute before he gained some control over himself again, wiping the tears away from his eyes. “God you look like you’re about to faint! Dazai stop clinging to him please, the poor kid is about to drop dead.” He walked over and patted Akutagawa’s shoulder. “Great job winning him over, you can take care of him whenever I go away now.”

“I don’t know if that’s wise, Chuuya, he’s keeled over more times in the past day than in the past three years,” Tachihara snorted as he approached the group from down the corridor. “Can’t say it wasn’t hilarious to watch, though,”

“Oh, he’ll get used to it eventually~” Chuuya chuckled and patted Akutagawa’s shoulder again. “You’re the only one who seems to have some semblance of control over him, after all~”

Akutagawa nodded, still looking a little fazed. “If you say so, sir…”

“Oh actually, since you’re here, Chuuya, you’ll probably want to know that Dazai remembered what his ability is,” Tachihara said, leaning against a wall.

“Really? That’s great!” Chuuya spared Dazai a small smile before turning to Tachihara. “How did it happen?”

Tachihara took a moment to explain the events of the past twenty-four hours while Chuuya listened, chuckling once again as Tachihara explained what happened to Akutagawa, but carefully taking in what he said about Dazai’s memory.

“Well, it really was an eventful day yesterday, but more than anything I’m glad Dazai managed to remember something else. If we can find out what kind of things trigger his memory, then we should be able to bring about a total memory recall. We can talk more about this later, but right now I need to report to Mori about my mission.”

“We’re going to see Mori? Can I come with you to see Elise?” Dazai was immediately at Chuuya’s side again, looking down at him hopefully.

“Yes, yes, just let me do my job though,” Chuuya replied, already walking down the corridor.

“Yeeey!” Dazai cheered and skipped after him, chattering non-stop about what he had done while Chuuya was away until they reached the office.

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“I’m back, boss,” Chuuya said as he bowed and entered, tugging on Dazai’s shirt to make him do the same.

“Ah, you’re back Chuuya, wonderful. How did your mission go?”

“It went fine, sir, easy enough apart from the uncomfortable journey,”

Mori chuckled and steepled his fingers. “I’m sorry about that, it was the optimum route. I’m sure the aches and pains can be fixed with a nice hot bath and a good night’s sleep. Will I be receiving your report soon?”

“I’ll write it up this afternoon and have it on your desk by tomorrow morning,” Chuuya replied, glancing at Dazai as he ran across to where Elise was sitting and sat down. “Any news on who might want Dazai dead?”

“Not yet. Whoever these people are they have access to the security cameras in the city. The crash was there but whoever was in the vehicle had been edited out. Not just that, but not even the police have a copy of the original tape, it was edited before anyone could touch the footage and edited well enough to stop suspicion.” Mori sighed and looked at Dazai. “The sooner he regains his memories completely the better. I heard he remembered his ability yesterday. That’s good, I want you to keep pushing him to remember even if it makes him upset, understand?”

Chuuya hesitated for a fraction of a second before nodding. “Yes, boss, I’ll do my best.”

“Splendid, now, please go write me that report so I can close this mission and archive it.”

“Dazai, let’s go.” Chuuya left the room with Dazai following close behind, spending the afternoon in his office writing the report while Dazai watched TV and interrupted him at every opportunity. Eventually, he snapped firmly at Dazai and he shut up, watching the TV quietly and leaving Chuuya able to focus properly on his report.

Once it was finished he put it to one side and sighed, his mind sifting through the information he’d got from Mori. Given Dazai’s reaction when he ran to the dungeon, Chuuya could guess that exposing him to those kinds of things might be the best place to start, but after what happened last time, he didn’t feel it was right to put the man through that again. He sighed again and started to tidy things away, opening his drawer to file some documents until his eyes fell on an object he found at the site of Dazai’s accident.

“Should just bin that…” He mumbled, frowning as he dumped the documents and shut the drawer again, rubbing his eyes and standing up. “Dazai let’s turn in for the night, I’m tired…”

“Eeeh?! But it’s only eight o'clock!”

“Oh stop complaining, We’ve both had busy days so just be good and go to sleep early tonight,”

“Can you take me out into town tomorrow then?”

“No.”

“Pleeaaassseeee? I won’t sleep if you don’t,”

“…fine just go to bed, I’m too tired to argue with you tonight,” Chuuya yawned and rushed Dazai off to bed as quickly as he could, making sure he was sound asleep before opening a bottle of wine and enjoying a glass in his own company before also going to bed for the night.

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“AAAARGH WHAT DID YOU DO?!”

Chuuya’s expression was one of distraught as he stood and surveyed the scene in front of him.

His bottle of half-finished wine? Empty.

The bottle? Smashed.

Dazai? Mumbling incoherently on the floor.

“MY WINE! MY PRECIOUS WINE! YOU- YOU DRANK IT!”

“Chuuyaaaaa…I fff-ffeeeell weeiirrdddddd….”

“THE HELL YOU DO YOU DRANK MY WINE!!”

“WwwiiineE? Had gggraapeesss on itt. Gggraapeee jjuuujjuuuiiceee?”

“NO NOT GRAPE JUICE YOU BLITHERING IDIOT GET UP!”

“Upppp?mmmnnoooo…rrrooom spinnig,”

Chuuya felt like screaming and tearing his hair out, but he was already late for work as it was and now he had a very tall, very drunk child to look after. All that would have to wait until his next slot in the training rooms.

“I heard screaming~” Kaiji swung the door open and peered inside. “Oh?~ Didn’t lock your wine up well enough, Chuuya?~”

“Not now, Kaiji!” Chuuya hissed as he dragged Dazai upright and sat him down. “Oh for god’s sake man PICK UP YOUR SPOON AND EAT,”

Dazai was attempting to drink his cereal straight from the bowl.

Kaiji watched as Chuuya, paired with an almost constant string of cursing, somehow managed to get both Dazai and himself washed, dressed, and fed in under half an hour.

“Enjoying yourself, Chuuya?” Kaiji smiled.

“Not. In. The. Slightest,” Chuuya replied through gritted teeth, emphasising each word with an extra violent tug on Dazai’s shoelaces.

“Oh good~ Because this is exactly what it’s like every time we bring you home after you get wasted~” Kaiji gave Chuuya the most coprophagous grin he had ever seen before he turned and exited the apartment, leaving Chuuya by himself with Dazai who’d just toppled over again for the seventeenth time that morning.

Hey! It’s me! I’m back! It took me long enough but here we are haha, I hope you enjoyed this chapter and now that I’m back in the swing of writing I should have a chapter out fairly soon? I can’t give exact dates but it’s not gonna be 2 years again haha.

Also, I will apologise for throwing ‘coprophagous’ in there haha I haven’t used any swearing in this fic so far and I’m determined to keep it that way for this particular fic to honour my very innocent, very proper 15/16-year-old self.

So, to save you looking it up: 'coprophagous grin’ is the posh way of saying 'shit-eating grin’ haha have fun throwing that into a conversation!

(Read the previous chapter: Chapter 15)

(Read the next chapter: Chapter 17)

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