#pork butt ~ [ Porcus Podex ]

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Cursed idea: Porcus dressed to sing Haven't You Noticed? (I'm a Star)

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#some tips and tricks ~ [ answers ] #coffee napkin doodles ~ [ my artwork ] #have you heard the tale of ~ [ steven universe ] #pork butt ~ [ porcus podex ] #anonymous

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*takes a sharpie and writes an I between the O and the S on pork-ass’s shirt*

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#some tips and tricks ~ [ answers ] #coffee napkin doodles ~ [ my artwork ] #have you heard the tale of ~ [ steven universe ] #pork butt ~ [ porcus podex ] #anonymous

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cursed art prompt: Draw Porcus and Steven with Swapped Clothing

Cursed Art Prompt Meme | Answering

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#some tips and tricks ~ [ answers ] #coffee napkin doodles ~ [ my artwork ] #have you heard the tale of ~ [ steven universe ] #pork butt ~ [ porcus podex ] #anonymous

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#some tips and tricks ~ [ answers ] #coffee napkin doodles ~ [ my artwork ] #pork butt ~ [ porcus podex ] #anonymous #AltNutmegStateAU

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#some tips and tricks ~ [ answers ] #coffee napkin doodles ~ [ my artwork ] #pork butt ~ [ porcus podex ] #im not pointless ~ [ vanum / jr ] #anonymous #AltNutmegStateAU

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( I meant to post this on Friday. )

#out of muses ~ [ ooc ] #coffee napkin doodles ~ [ my artwork ] #pork butt ~ [ porcus podex ] #we all have time things ~ [ re reblogs ] #AltNutmegStateAU

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Name:  Porcus Podex Species:  Human Alignment: A bag of dicks with a hole in it.

Relatives: Mother [ Deceased] Father in a Nursing Home Previously married to Aliana Anderson Estranged Son - Vanum

Appearance:

Porcus Podex is a tall man with a thin frame, he's got a blond toupee to cover his balding head, however the rat tail he sports is real. The headset is to keep his toupee firmly in place. Simultaneously smells the entire men's section of deodorant and also like he's never bathed in several years. (Think a bag of fish heads, rotting in a construction site's port-a-potty, that had been abandoned in a city dump during a summer heatwave. )

Accessories: Fish bolo tie, a hair tie that matches outfit, headset for work, a monocle, and a monogramed ascot.

Work/ Fancy Outfit: Custom tailored suit in maroon with light blue pinstripes, with black fancy red soled short heels

Casual outfit: Custom tailored track suit, mainly light blue, with maroon strips on the side, wearing a pair of custom made skin colored heels that make him look like he is barefoot.

Favorites (in no particular order)

Food: 1. Foie gras with truffles 2. Vegan Pizza 3. Tofurky

Snack: 1. salmon roe on crackers 2. fancy finger sandwiches 3. black garlic butter on a century egg

Color: Maroon

Backstory [Contains triggering content: child abuse, and toxic relationships]

He had a standard sitcom family life and then he discovered that he could just be a dick all the time and no one could stop him. He's a dick to just about everyone, including his wife and estranged son in unique individual ways.

After hearing the news of Earth's savior, Steven Universe had returned home from his 2 years out in space. It took seeing file footage of Steven healing the Earth with healing smooches with his gemstone on display, realizing that the local coffee shop waitress, Aliana, was a hybrid.

It wasn't too much of a leap to assume that since Steven and Aliana were both hybrids they would both have the same powers. Porcus making it his goal to woo this hybrid into being his. However, after the months of putting the effort into a relationship with Aliana, it dawned on him that he wasn't healed physically from his injuries or his bad eyesight, what he had noticed was, the longer he spent time with Aliana, he felt more confident in himself. Due to the fact, Aliana's empathetic powers had only picked up on the emotional burdens of his self doubt to be the only things that needed to be fixed because Porcus had always been a pig asshole.

Overtime, he'd grow more comfortable with his own personality, confident that the way he is was attractive to all around him, and not to mention having an exotic hybrid eye candy that made you feel incredible wasn't something he'd want to give up on.

However later, Aliana showed more interest in furthering the relationship making it clear that she wanted a child, with hinting and sending him links to cute products for toddlers and babies.

Porcus was feigning his supportive attitude of the idea of having a child, by getting more and more intimate with her, only to pass out shortly after leaving her to finish up herself.

He was confident in his attempts of having a kid and failing would beat her emotionally into a state that make her more reliant on him. However, he was wrong, when she had started showing him other options. However, due to this ego boost that he had from just spending time with her, Porcus had no doubt in his mind that Aliana would come to her senses after having a baby and realizing how much work and effort it'd be that he could just talk her into giving them up after a week. He was wrong on that account as well, he was fuming with jealousy, seeing her doting over a sniffling needy brat.

In public, he's a decent person. In private, he's proving his namesake was correct.

#out of muses ~ [ ooc ] #coffee napkin doodles ~ [ my artwork ] #character info ~ [ biography ] #recipe guide ~ [ reference ] #pork butt ~ [ Porcus Podex ] #long post #tw toxic relationship #cw toxic relationship #tw child abuse #cw child abuse #AltNutmegStateAU

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MUSES { UPDATED 11 - 12 - 2023 }

Adventure Time

Nikki ( OC )

Marshall Lee Jr ( OC )

Dante ( OC )

Flinnch (Finn the Lich) ((OC))

Jay Mertens

Mochi Bubblegum

Steven Universe

Steven Universe ( Canon - Divergent )

Aliana Anderson ( OC )

Porcus Podex ( A piece of shit disguised as an OC )

Pink Agate ( OC )

Sur-Ro ( OC )

Vanum / Jr ( OC ) [ Alternate Nutmeg AU / Main Nutmeg Au ]

Deltarune

Christian F. Addison ( OC )

Cookie Addison ( OC )

Omnimini ( OC )

Vipen ( OC )

#out of muses ~ [ ooc ] #loving momma cat ~ [ Nikki ] #son of the vampire king ~ [ MLJ ] #aspiring chef ~ [ Dante ] #Flinnch ~ [ Finn the Lich ] #the son of a hero and the last scholar of Golb ~ [ Jay Mertens ] #the princess and the hero ~ [ Mochi Bubblegum ] #have you heard the tale of ~ [ Steven Universe ] #barista gemsona ~ [ Aliana Anderson ] #pork butt ~ [ porcus podex ] #an agate that comforts ~ [ pink agate ] #a watchful friend ~ [ sur ro ] #im not pointless ~ [ vanum / jr ] #sentient dating app ~ [ Christian F. Addison ] #baker with buffs ~ [ cookie addison ] #the little man ~ [ omnimini ] #you are safe ~ [ Vipen ] #dont reblog this ~ [ dnr ] #muses