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codenamejudas · 21 hours

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@redjaybird

"The kitkat is fine, but the rest of that.. Ok, well chicken strips are probably the cheapest, and half the shit on fancy menus are just like, don't even know what that is. But was the ranch on accident? For the love of fuck, say that was an accident."

"...will you feel better about it if I lie and say yes?"

#redjaybird #food mention

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general-kalani · 8 months

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{ @redjaybird sent in; A little girl with very light brown hair stares up with the toughest expression on her face.

Unprompted! }

"And who've we here, huh? A kid? Bit fuckin' weird who brought a kid to my island. Where are your parents, huh?" He could work with adults and actually sell them across the world.

A kid?

Well he couldn't use a kid for much. Maybe emotional distress to the parents? Eh who knew.

#redjaybird #muse: vaas montenegro #verse: have i ever told you the definition of insanity? ~ { vaas FC3 verse }#tw: human trafficking #thanks vaas for putting a tag on this already LMFAO-

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therelignedstars · 3 months

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@redjaybird

"Too bad"

"Excuse me. I'm going to find it, and I'm going to disassemble it piece by piece. Best of luck trying to stop me."

#redjaybird #thread.#in where hope is buried: far cry 5 verse

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sins-of-the-sea · 2 months

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"Wouldn't you want to face Edward Teach in combat? The fire on his beard is just for show!" ( @redjaybird )

#if it weren't for your immortality Franky I'd be wholly concerned for your angy #[Dumb]#[Captain Josep Frascona]#redjaybird

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fantasycorrupted · 8 months

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"You're hearing things? So you're delusional? Not my problem."

#fíann;#redjaybird #//guys u gon just bully each other? lol

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flutterfae-rp · 1 year

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Starter for @redjaybird

When the stranger awoke, he would find himself in a nearly empty room with wounds bandaged and tucked carefully into an old bed with fresh smelling sheets. His clothes (which were mostly removed to make sure ALL the bleeding had been dealt with) had been washed and folded neatly and placed onto a chair. The obvious bullet holes were carefully repaired. The rest of the stranger's belongings had been placed besides that in an easy to locate space so that it was clear to see that everything was accounted for. He had been out for a while now. Long enough that Daniel wondered if he should try and get into town to try and find something like a Doctor for this stranger he had found out in the Dust. However, with the weather picking up as it was? The trip seemed just as likely to kill them both as it was to help. There was a sandstorm coming. A big one. And it was coming soon. So Daniel did the best he could with his first aid kit and a mostly reliable connection to the ECHOnet. It wasn't great, but he was mostly sure that he had stopped the bleeding. All he could really do from here was check on the man every now and again and wait. Maybe check to make sure that everything was properly sealed tight for the upcoming storm.

#RP Starter #redjaybird #Daniel #((I figured a storm would be a good reason for Jay to stick around instead of just noping out as soon as he had his stuff back.))

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rottenlvck · 2 months

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@redjaybird: "With what? A grenade?"