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fungalfaggot · 7 months
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self-care phrases to boost your confidence
this shit ain't nothin to me man
I'll fucking kill you
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rotten-pup · 2 months
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18 + Only, minors will be blocked, you are not welcome here
☆About Me☆
You can call me Rot. I'm 21, he/they, transmasc and this is my horny blog! This will be my general horny content blog where I'll post/reblog the stuff I like however I will separate some of my interests and kinks onto other blogs. I am pre-t and pre-op. Generally just queer but I like people of any gender however I do lean more t4t
My asks are open for anything! Send me stuff!!
My dms are openish. At this time I'm not looking to sext and heavily flirt. I'm going through a lot and will be slow to respond most times. I really only have the brainpower to hold conversations about my special interests or if someone infodumps to me and I get to ask questions.
I'm comfortable with most masculine or feminine terms when referring to the parts of my body, I don't usually have a preference. I'll update this when I find something I don't like! I should probably add on that I'm a switch/vers in theory, mostly a sub/bottom in practice as I'm not confident enough to fully dom/top quite yet.
(rest of this post is a work in progress, bear with me please)
Without any further ado; list of content/kinks I like that you may find here(list incomplete):
Absolutely Yes: Petplay, Degradation, Praise (giving) Bondage, Impact play, Breeding, Somno, Edging, Overstim, Oviposition, Humiliation, Primal Play, Intox, Light CNC, Mommy kink??
Sometimes/Maybe: Choking (receiving), Praise (receiving)
Hard Limits: Scat, Death/Slob Feedism, Inflation, Raceplay, Feet
Kinks that will be mostly likely on a separate blog that I still like: Hypno, Knife play, Heavy CNC
Outside of all that, I'm going to list my sideblogs and tags down below and any other information I see fit so this intro isn't too long! (ps: if you know me from my previously deleted blog, feel free to say hi, I'd love to talk to y'all again, I was going through a really rough patch and honestly I'm so sorry I just disappeared)
My tags:
- rotposts: original content
- rotbarks: answering asks
- rotspeaks: non horny, rambles, or unrelated content
My sideblogs:
- @barkandbarkandbark : vent blog, rambles, literally anything just me talking to the digital void
Just a little more about me:
- @boymommy-brainrot : Mommy kink blog, a mostly gentle softer vibe, pics of me will also be on here
*Mommy is mostly a title, I like taking care of people and being gentle with them and just making them happy through acts of service. My kink is in no way an incest thing and as much I may use certain terms/words it is also not a ddlg thing either
Major theatre nerd, musicals, plays, plays with music, don't matter I love them all! I've acted in a few local shows, I've ran lights, I've staged managed, done a few other things. I'm really into dungeons and dragons and other ttrpgs and board games, and card games like magic the gathering. I love to draw and I love my silly little ocs I've made. If you upload your ocs or your fursona on your blog, there's a chance I might draw them, I like making art for others when I have the time.
Uhhhh, idk what else. I'm currently playing palword, this war of mine, overcooked 2, lethal company, escape the backrooms. However I do have many other games and if you ever wanted to play, just dm me, I'm down to find sometimes as long as we've talked a bit first and we vibe! I have major brainrot for Dead by Daylight right now so so badly
Oh yeah I fucking love robots I absolutely love robots and puppets I'm surprised I'm not like into fnaf more but man I just want to scream they're so cool.
I'll probably think of some other things to put here idk lol
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boymommy-brainrot · 18 days
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☆About Me☆
Hi! I'm Rot, you can call me really anything you want. I'm 21, he/they, transmasc and this is one of my horny sideblogs. Currently I'm pre-op and pre-t. I'm just queer in the liking people department but lean more t4t.
My asks are open!! Send me anything you'd like!!
My dms will be open too however I'm not in the best place right now so I don't really have the energy for sexual conversations or flirting most of the time but you can yap at me or I can yap at you either one!
Anyways! This is my Mommy kink blog, I just felt like it should be separated as it has different vibes from my main blog. I just like being called Mommy and having it as a title and a vibe? in a way. My Mommy kink usually goes hand in hand with being softer, gentler and more caring usually.
This is, however, in no way shape or form anything related to incest, ddlg, ddlg adjacent, or detrans. I am a he/him Mommy, I am still a man. As much I am usually softer, more caring, and may use terms like "my sweet boy", etc. this is not a place for age regressors and age players. While I can respect age regression as a coping mechanism, I do not want to interact with any littles or age players. It makes me very uncomfortable especially in relation to my mommy kink.
Outside of my Mommy kink, you'll find photos of me, kinks that I determine to fit the vibe, and possibly light CNC. Heavy CNC content will not be found on this blog.
~ I'll probably add more to this later, sorry it's so long I like to yap ~
My tags and other misc below the cut
My tags:
- rotposts : my original content
- rotspeaks : non horny updates and posts
- rotbarks : answering asks
- rotformation : pictures of me
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theholyfireman · 5 months
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The penultimate Paint a BBEG monster mini for the year! A Rotbark Treant from Broken Anvil minis, in the style of everyone's favorite Hyrulian forest spirits.
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curiooftheheart · 7 years
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Some MTG mechanics I’m working on. Been a while since I posted any new cards on here. I made a legendary for each of the five mechanics here, and none are really meant to mesh together. This isn’t like mechanics for a custom set, just ideas. On mobile so no renders yet.
Retreat
Retreat is a keyword action meaning to untap a creature and remove it from combat. It is a shortening of part of the Gustcloak ability. I flip-flopped between this version and one with it as a keyword ability that is the full “When this creature becomes blocked, you can untap it and remove it from combat.” Still not certain I want to settle on this version. I imagine it as a mainly White ability like all the Gustcloaks. Green is secondary as it gets creature untap and damage prevention. Blue gets it tertiary because it also untaps and could use another combat trick.
Marius, One-Man Legion 2GWU Legendary Creature - Human Knight Trample Whenever another creature you control is blocked, you may have it retreat, and if you do, ~ gets +1/+1 until end of turn. [i]Many retreat from a battle they find hopeless. But I don’t believe in such a thing as hopeless fights.[/i] 3/3
War Charge
War Charge X (If an opponent has taken damage this turn, you may cast this card for its War Charge Cost)
An alternate cost mechanic like a mixture of Bloodthirst and Prowl. Some cards get an additional ability if cast with War Charge but I avoided +1/+1 counters so it doesn’t feel too close to Bloodthirst. Mainly Red, some Black.
Valdbrandr, Daudfinna Captain 5RR Legendary Creature - Human Berserker Haste, Trample War Charge 3RR (If an opponent has taken damage this turn, you can cast this card for its War Charge cost) When ~ enters your battlefield, after your first postcombat main phase this turn, there is an additional combat phase, followed by an additional main phase. Untap all creatures you control at the beginning of that combat phase. 4/4
I don’t speak Old Norse so I used an online dictionary. According to that his name is roughly Wolf-blade and he is the captain of death-visit.
Compost
Compost (When this creature dies, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token)
A simple ability I could imagine in Green and White or Black depending on the set. I feel plenty of people have made this before, probably down to name.
Rotbark, Scrapheap Lord 1GWB Legendary Creature - Treefolk Zombie Deathtouch, Compost WB, tribute 3 Saproling creature tokens: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped under your control. 1GWB, tribute 3 Saproling creature tokens: Return target creature from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped under your control. 3/6
Augur
Augur (When this creature dies, Scry 1)
This is one I’m really unsure of. Especially since it is a nested keyword. But it is a simple one. I could kinda imagine all colors getting this with focus in Black and Green or Blue.
Thanarios, Elder Haruspex BG Legendary Creature - Human Shaman Augur When another creature you control dies, Scry 1. During your end step, if you’ve Scried three or more times this turn, return ~ from your Graveyard to the Battlefield under your control. 2/3
Snap
Snap [Cost] (You may cast this card for its Snap Cost. If you do, it becomes snapped.)
A kinda reverse kicker. Snap is less than the regular cost but has a weaker effect. It is an Instant and Sorcery mechanic, unlike Kicker which can be on any spell.
Wyatt, Deadshot Spellslinger 3UR Legendary Creature - Human Wizard Prowess, First Strike When you cast a spell for its Snap cost, it doesn’t become Snapped. 2/5
Since they don’t become Snapped, Wyatt allows you to pretty much get them at a discount with no drawback. The flavor here is a Wild West style one with Spellslingers instead of gunslingers. Snap is a quick draw and shoot, you don’t get as much time to build up or aim the spell but you get it quicker.
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fungalfaggot · 4 months
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*watching two men trying to beat each other to death* haha omg they're playinggg so cute :-)
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fungalfaggot · 2 months
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DNI if you know my weak spots and would take advantage of them to upset me on purpose (if you're unsure, here's a comprehensive list of my weak spots:
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fungalfaggot · 2 months
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"tits bouncing as she runs" ok and what about her ears. her little floppy puppy ears. they're bouncing too you know. maybe you didn't notice
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fungalfaggot · 17 days
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one of the first people i expressed clear signs of dysphoria/gender questioning to was a cis lesbian who tried to talk me out of it. "it's ok to just be a man". a few weeks after I finally came out she made false accusations about me that lost me my job, the majority of my friends, got me threats of violence and had me scrambling to move out of town to get away from it all. if only i had chosen to confide in a tgirl egg cracker my life maybe woulda gone different! anyways i can't take this egg prime directive shit serious go fuck yourself
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fungalfaggot · 1 month
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"I'm just gonna lie down for ten minutes" says the sleepygirl. she knows it's a lie. we all know it's a lie. but she feels compelled to say it anyways. she says it so when she falls asleep for two hours and wakes up delirious and confused and rubs her little eyelids and says "oh god what time is it?" we can all pretend it was just an accident. the sleepygirl, like the rest of us, seeks relief of responsibility. lacking a realistic way out, she takes her revenge on existence in little ways such as this. we choose to believe the lie because at our core we want the same thing she does.
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fungalfaggot · 7 months
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is that a cigarette in you pocket or is yr penis narrow and full of nicotine and in my mouth ten times a day more if I've been drinking
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fungalfaggot · 8 months
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most memorable lex post i ever encountered was something like "I know we love to joke about milfs, but please don't message ppl significantly younger than you. my roomie (23) got some flirty messages from a woman in her early 30's and is freaking out about it". absolutely pathetic dating app
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fungalfaggot · 8 months
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If you tell the tgirl starbucks drive thru barista that you like her hair she will crawl through your car window and suck you dry on the spot
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fungalfaggot · 9 months
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making the tranny cashier flash me a tired but genuine smile is the only thing worth a damn in this godforsaken hell
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fungalfaggot · 8 months
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"rut" is such a good word, not just for being puppycoded (BIG plus tho) but also like. is there a better word for thrusting into someone with delirious abandon, consumed only with the thought of cumming deep inside them, sweaty and slopping and bestial...
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fungalfaggot · 1 month
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forgot how bleak the target store is. so drab so lifeless. oh but how it would glow and dance filled with cleansing fire. the melting security camera domes dripping into the flames. the aisles a rainbow of multicolored tongues burning polyester blends and greeting cards. the grand explosions of hairsprays and shaving creams escaping their pressurized prisons. i think it would be cool if they did this i would enjoy going to target more
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