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demonboyhalo · 4 months
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"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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drowned-hubris · 4 months
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I hibernate for TWO (2) WEEKS and now there’s a spider sex cream scandal
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pronoun-note · 4 months
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what is sephora sex spider cream
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jeffpackswasyes · 7 years
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Answer them all
1. 3 Fears - open spaces, getting kidnapped and tortured, uhh spiders but spiders are kinda dope now
2. 3 Things I love - Music, girls, animals/nature
3. 2 Turn ons - Lip biting, being wanted in return
4. 2 Turn offs - Manipulative behavior, arrogance
5. My best friend - Regan for sure
6. Sexual Orientation - Straight
7. How tall am I? - Like 6ft tall
8. What do I miss right now - My friend Scott who moved away :(
9. Favorite color - Teal
10. Do I have a crush - I don’t think so
11. Favorite place - My apartment
12. What am I listening to right now? - Modest Mouse is on right now (The Lonesome Crowded West is a fantastic album) 
13. Shoe Size - 11
14. Eye Color - Green
15. Hair Color - idk is that like brown or blonde or what. dirty blonde maybe
16. Meaning behind my URL - Dumb pun that I would tell my friend Jeff every time Jetpacks Was Yes! came on
17. Favorite Song - Lmao there are way too many songs
18. Favorite Band - The Dear Hunter!!!
19. How I feel right now - Tired and lazy and mopey
20. Someone I love - my bff regan is an angel
21. My current relationship status - Single as heck
22. My relationship with my parents - My dad and I are on pretty good terms, don’t care for my mom
23. Favorite Season - Autumn of course
24. Tattoos and piercings I have - NONE cause I’m a broke bitch
25. Tattoos and piercings I want - I could go on and on about the tattoos I want all over my body but I’m not gonna do that here. I only want one piercing, a nose ring. 
26. The reasons I joined tumblr - There is cool shit on here and it’s good to browse when you are high 
27. Do I ever get good morning texts or good night texts? - sort of? I only text one person
28. Have I kissed the last person I texted? No but I’m workin on it
29. How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? - Like 6 minutes
30. Have you shaved your legs in the past 3 days? - Nope
31. Where am I right now? - In my bedroom
32. Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? - When my roommate isn’t home I play my music loud af
33. Do I live with my mom and dad? - No
34. Am I excited for anything? - Damn, not really
35. Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? - Definitely 
36. How often do I wear a fake smile? - Often 
37. If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? - Maybe Casey Crescenzo I really don’t know
38. What do I think about most? - Probably music
39. Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? - Definitely behind it
40. What was the last lie I told? - “Nah everything is cool dad” 
41. Do I prefer talking on the phone, or video chat? - Phone
42. Do I believe in ghosts? Aliens? - Aliens exist, and I’m convinced ghosts or some sort of spirit entity is out there
43. Do I believe in magic? - Somewhat yes actually, still on the fence about it
44. Do I believe in luck? - I like to think that the universe looks out for some people, whether or not that is “luck”, I’m not sure
45. What’s the weather like right now? - It’s like 85 degrees and sunny out
46. What was the last book I read? - I’m in the middle of Game of Thrones right now and yes, it is fantastic
47. Do I have any nicknames? - I go by James, my middle name so I guess that counts
48. Do I spend money or save it? - I need to be a little more careful with my money I spend so much
49. Can I touch my nose with a tounge? - I’m sure I can touch it with A tongue, but not my tongue
50. Favorite animal? - Damn this a tough one. A sloth? A bear? Deer? Mantis Shrimp? 
51. What was I doing last night at 12 am? Smoking and watching Bojack Horseman
52. What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? - Mr Blue Sky by ELO, no contest
53. What is my favorite word? - Honestly fuck this question 
54. My top 5 blogs on tumblr - They are all good I can’t rate them
55. If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? - uhh please stop killing each other 
56. Do I have any relatives in jail? - Nope not that I know of
57. What is my current desktop background? - Overwatch shit
58. Had sex? - Nope
59. Bought condoms? - Who needs em! /s
60. Gotten pregnant? - God I hope not
61. Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? - Yes
62. Had a job? - Yes
63. Smoked weed? - Too much, gotta chill on it 
64. Smoked cigarettes? - Yeah
65. Drank Alcohol? - Yes
66. Am I vegetarian/vegan? - Nope
67. Been overweight? - No I’m skinny af
68. Been underweight? - Definitely
69. Gotten my heart broken? - I wouldn’t classify it as heartbreak
70. Been to prom? - Nah, not my thing
71. Been in an airplane? - Nope :( 
72. Learned another language? - Not fluently
73. Wore make up? - I have not, but wouldn’t be opposed
74. Dyed my hair? - Yep, I really wanna die it again
75. Had a surgery? - Nope, I’ve had stitches though
76. Met someone famous? - Never
77. Stalked someone on social media? - Nope
78. Been fishing? - A couple of times
79. Been rejected by a crush? - I didn’t have a lot of crushes so no
80. What do I want for my birthday? - A livable income 
81. Do I like my handwriting? - Yeah, I don’t hate it I guess
82. Where do I want to live when I’m older? - Probably somewhere in Europe
83. Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing something bad? - I got caught doing LSD a few years ago
84. What I’m really bad at? - I’m not the best with my words, bad writer and bad conversationalist
85. What my greatest achievements are - ...uhhh Sean and I wrote an album last summer and it was pretty dope but it never got rerecorded and released so does that even count
86. The meanest thing somebody has ever said to you? - I don’t remember off the top of my head
87. What I’d do if I won the lottery - Go visit Regan and get us out of our shitty towns 
88. What do I like about myself? - My hair, my hands
89. My closest tumblr friend  - damn that is a good question
90. Any question you’d like? - What, i only answer the questions fuck this 
91. Are you outgoing or shy? - Definitely shy
92. What kind of people are you attracted to? - The kind that I can click with and talk to and have fun with 
93. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? - Nope
94. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? - Nah, it is a very interesting subject
95. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? - Last night with my friend Cody about this life being a simulation 
96. What does the most recent text you sent say? - “right, fuck you james”
97. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? - Damn gimme a few minutes to look 
Cowboy Dan - Modest Mouse
The Old Haunt - The Dear Hunter
None Shall Pass - Aesop Rock
Absolomb - Periphery 
Open Up - Dispatch 
98. Do you like it when people play with your hair? - Yes I love it
99. Do you think there is life on other planets? - There’s gotta be 
100. Do you like bubble baths? - I haven’t taken a bubble bath in years so idk
101. Do you like your neighbors? - Most of them
102. Where would you like to travel? - I wanna travel everything but that is vague and generic so I’ll say Innsbruck, Austria. The name means Inn by the River and it is a cute magical looking town
103. Favorite part of your daily routine? - I don’t have a daily routine but I play overwatch everyday so i”m gonna say it’s that
104. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? - Probably my skinny fucking legs 
105. What do you when you wake up? - Lately I’ve been reading a chapter and smoking a bowl  
106. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? - I’ve never really thought about it tbh
107. Do you ever want to get married? - I mean not particularly but if my partner wants to get married then yeah sure 
108. Is your hair long enough for a ponytail? - Yep
109. Would you rather live without TV or music? - TV, duh
110. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? - Probably
111. What are your favorite stores to shop in? - There’s a bunch of thrift stores in this town so those are always pretty neat
112. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? - Yes
113. Do you smile at strangers? - Sometimes
114. Have you done anything recently that you hope no one finds about? - Nope, I’m clean
115. Ever wished you were someone else? - All the time
116. Favorite makeup brand? - Sephora, BH Cosmestics, idrk
117. Last thing you ate? - Cereal 
118. Ever won a competition? - Nope
119. Ever been in love? - Yeah
120. Facebook or Twitter? - Neither, but you can follow my insta @jeffpackswasyes ;)
121. Twitter or Tumblr? - Definitely  tumblr
122. Are you watching TV right now? - Nope
123. What color are your towels? - Mostly white, I have a blue one though
124. Favorite ice cream flavor? - Vanilla, cookies and cream
125. First person you talked to today? - Regan or Cody
126. Last person you talked to today? - Regan
127. Name a person you hate? - The guy who made the kid put his laptop in the oven on twitch. 
128. Name a person you love? - My bff Regan!!
129. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? - Nah
130. Do you tan a lot? - Nope
131. Have any pets? - None of my own, none in my apartment
132. Do you type fast? - Yes
133. Do you regret anything from your past? - I try to let go of any regrets, still trying to let go of some. But I’ll get there
134. Ever broken someone’s heart? - Yes
135. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt? - Lmao yeah 
136. Is cheating ever okay? - No, but I do think that it is forgivable, depending on the situation of course.
137. Do you believe in true love? - What is TRUE love? Love is just love, we don’t understand it
138. What’s your zodiac sign? - Cancer
139. Do you believe in ghosts? - This question is on here twice, very suspicious
140. Get the closest book to you and open it page 42. What is the first line? - Egyptian Wheels and Dimensional Travel  
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anth-ropologies · 7 years
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Please do all the asks! Your blog is always so cool and I really want to read your answers
holy moly okie dokie! i usually space them nicely but if i did it would be even longer lol
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Spotify
is your room messy or clean?definitely usually messy
what color are your eyes?blue/grey!
do you like your name? why?I’m not like in love with it but I’m content with it. Having a unique name is an advantage.
what is your relationship status? single and ready to nervously ignore any guy I find attractive yikes wow get yourself together gurl
describe your personality in 3 words or lesscomplex, specific, wandering
what color hair do you have?medium brown, more so cool toned
what kind of car do you drive? color?i do not
where do you shop?the mall, target, or online
how would you describe your style?very simple and no-frills but not too boring. black, grey, or muted tones with maybe a little color. Clean or casual silhouettes. simple accessories
favorite social media accountinstagrammm
what size bed do you have? queen? I’m about to inherit a brand new mattress too btw yessss
any siblings?four; eldest sister, eldest brother, older brother, younger brother.
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?absolutely NYC. ideally somewhere in the heart of it.
favorite snapchat filter? da dawg, man. da dawg
favorite makeup brand(s)Nars, Kat Von D, MUFE
how many times a week do you shower?ok judge me all you want but showering daily is not healthy plus im not active so i bathe like every two or three days (i hate showers so I bath) unless i like get dirty or something
favorite tv show?We Bare Bears ftw. ummm Charmed or Sleepy Hollow and Teen Wolf.
shoe size?8 1/2 or 9
how tall are you?5′7″!
sandals or sneakers? sneakers
do you go to the gym? rarely 
describe your dream datewinter/fall because i hate heat. exploring a museum together and talking about pieces we like and why, getting to know each other. not into the idea of food dates but like maybe fries at the end or something.
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?i have no idea.... 12 dollars?
what color socks are you wearing?nonhow many pillows do you sleep with?(omg i messed up the numbers oops) like four
do you have a job? what do you do? i am a proofreader, writer, and master of vague responsibilities
how many friends do you have? i dont know actually
whats the worst thing you have ever done? omg.... flash back to every embarrassing moment ever
whats your favorite candle scent? musky cathedral smells or super clean
3 favorite boy namesSebastian, James, Leo
3 favorite girl namesRose, Georgia, Alice
favorite actor? ooohhh toughy. Colin Ferrell, Brad Pitt, Sebastian Stan, orrrr
favorite actress? Amy Adams, Angelina Jolie
who is your celebrity crush?refer to above favorite actors plus a zillion more
favorite movie? I dont think I have a favorite... Amelie maybe
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? Dorian Gray! I also like the Mortal Instruments, Grisha Trilogy, the Historian, the Raven Cycle, and Night Circus
money or brains? why not both
do you have a nickname? what is it? usually Cherry
how many times have you been to the hospital?I personally have been in the ER only twice in my life! If that. Last time was I think last summer for abdominal pain and tachycardia. was misdiagnosed. still have a big bill. 
top 10 favorite songsThe Cure (Lullaby), Marcy Playground (Sex and Candy) idk why but I love the vibe and all, Shakira (She Wolf) again its the sound ok but Shakira is great so, Rihanna (Consideration and Higher), Adam Lambert (Ghost Town), Styx (Renegade), Tom Petty (Free Fallin), Rolling Stones (Paint it Black), and Lana Del Rey (Radio) I think thats ten
do you take any medications daily? no, i should be taking supplements but im a noob
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)dry and sometimes combo
what is your biggest fear? spiders, open water, spiders in open water
how many kids do you want? I’m not sure, maybe three
whats your go to hair style?I don’t do much to it currently
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) It’s average, one story
who is your role model?(omg whyyy i messed up the numbers again) I don’t think I have one.  Angelina in Tomb Raiderwhat was the last compliment you received?im not sure
what was the last text you sent?happy emojis
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?my parents didnt do the whole santa easter bunny etc thing which im super glad for, im super against lying to kids about that
what is your dream car? 69 chevy impala
opinion on smoking?like anything, in moderation (like a few times a month socially or something if youre not the type to get addicted)
do you go to college? no
what is your dream job? writer and editor, able to travel whenever i want and afford a lil nyc apartment
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? rural, i hate the subs
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? omg yes of course. I have a sephora bag full of them lol
do you have freckles? i have a lot but not like redhead freckles if that makes sense
do you smile for pictures?unless im posing blue steel style
how many pictures do you have on your phone? like 1,000 lol
have you ever peed in the woods? nope
do you still watch cartoons? occasionally
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?vegan yo. gimme wendys fries and lemonade
Favorite dipping sauce? KETCHUP ALL DAY EVERY DAY
what do you wear to bed? like track shorts and an oversized shirt
have you ever won a spelling bee?probably havent done one
what are your hobbies?watching tv and film, writing, reading, shopping, makeup, exploring
can you draw? not to save my actual life
do you play an instrument?not regularly
what was the last concert you saw? i dont even know its been aaages
tea or coffee?neither
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?starbucks
do you want to get married?yes
what is your crush’s first and last initial?i dont have one really
are you going to change your last name when you get married? maybe, maybe not, or hyphen 
what color looks best on you? NOT orange-red omg. its the one color i cant do. probably silver or light blue
do you miss anyone right now? no
do you sleep with your door open or closed?i have to have it closed
do you believe in ghosts?i dont think so but i believe in demons which is 100x worse when creepy things happen
what is your biggest pet peeve? i am a pet peeve master. people using repetitive words or phrases (like saying ‘you know’ every other sentence), eating sounds
last person you called`my mum probably
favorite ice cream flavor? i love the Tofutti icecream cone things
regular oreos or golden oreos? neither unless its oreo bits in icecream
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? rainbow sprankles
what shirt are you wearing? a longsleeve i got from donating blood lol. its soooo comfy
what is your phone background?mountains
are you outgoing or shy?neither
do you like it when people play with your hair?not sure, ive never had a guy play with it but im guessing yes
do you like your neighbors? i literally see them like once a year in their yards or something its creepy
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?in the morning if im going to put on makeup and at night if i took off makeup
have you ever been high? no
have you ever been drunk? not yet
last thing you ate? dat tofutti icecream
favorite lyrics right nowummmm
summer or winter? winter
day or night? both
dark, milk, or white chocolate? vegan milk + caramel and salt
favorite month? february, my birthday month
what is your zodiac signsun in aquarius, moon in leo, libra rising
who was the last person you cried in front of? probably my mom
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deadend-wonderland · 6 years
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Christmas Makeup Review
I’ve been using most of my makeup I got for Christmas, so I decided to write a review of them
LORAC Mod Goddess PRO Liquid Lipstick Set: 10/10
I’m in LOVE! The set I got was vol. 1: Vol I - Soft Pink/Plum Pink. I was very afraid at first because the formula in the tube is so watery. But the application is so smooth, and it is the longest wearing lipstick I have ever owned. I don’t normally wear lipstick because I bite my lips a lot and eating throughout the day just wears it down to a gross patchy mess, but I was able to eat a salad, go to two meetings, run errands, and eat a slice of pizza for dinner before my lips became noticeably patchy and worn down. This is the best makeup I got this Christmas.
Benefit Dandelion Brightening Baby-Pink Blush: 10/10
Love, love, love! I normally don’t wear blush because it always looks so fake on me, but this blush is so subtle that I honestly forget that I put it on. I don’t need any additional brushes when I apply it, because the brush it came with is perfect for cheeks. Couldn’t recommend this more.
Benefit High Beam Liquid Face Highlighter: 9/10
Oh my god, this is amazing! I normally don’t use liquid highlighter, but this has changed my mind. Its highly pigmented and can be seen in any lighting. With that said, it’s definitely best to save this for a night out or an off-day, because I wore this to my office job and that’s all I could see about myself, in a bad way. The application is also a little messy, because brushes don’t work well. You need to use your fingers to get this in. But the little brush in it is perfect for applying to tight spots, like your upper lip to define your lips.
Urban Decay Vice Liquid Lipstick Comfort Matte: 8/10
I bought one of these this summer for recruitment and I liked it well enough. It was in Crimson, a rich red, so I noticed the transfer to my teeth and everything more. But it was fine for a four-hour day with only one reapplication, so I got two more colors this Christmas. I really like 1993 because it’s a really subtle brown, and Trivial is also a subtle pink-nude color, but the transfer problems I had with Crimson were still there. Still, it’s not a bad lipstick if you have the time to reapply every couple of hours.
Too Faced Melted Latex Liquefied High Shine Lipstick: 7/10
I got two of these: one in Bite Me and Safe Word. Application is easy; The formula is pretty good, but my only complaint with it is that the longevity isn’t that great. I can get about a good two hours out of it, with drinking from a straw and all, but the transfer to the straw is heavy, and it wears out fast. I’m not that big of a fan of Safe Word because the outside and swatch made it look like a lighter, more natural pink, but it is definitely bright pink. I really like Bite Me though, because even though it is advertised as a deep red, it goes on as more of a brown-red than anything. I’m all about some browns and nude lips, so that’s a plus for me, but that advertising can be deceptive for others.
Too Faced Unicorn Survival Kit: 7/10
I’ve had this lipstick since it came out and I love it by itself and over a black matte lip. The liquid lipstick is so much better than the stick, although I’m just better with liquid than a stick. The liquid is more pigmented than the stick. Still, they both do an amazing holographic job. I’m not too cracked up on the highlighter, however, because I’ve used other colorful holographic highlighters that work better than this. But the bag it comes with is too cute and can hold so much more than what it comes with, so it’s perfect for travel.
Benefit Roller Lash Super Curling & Lifting Mascara: 7/10
I got a few different mascaras for Christmas, but I love this one. The wand has small bristles so it doesn’t clump the mascara on your lashes like some of the others. This is also it’s downfall, as it take numerous tries to get the mascara fully on your lashes. I’ve really like it as a primer mascara and have started using it as that, but because it’s advertised as a stand-alone mascara, I’m going to rate it as such. Otherwise, this product would be a 10/10 as a primer.
Urban Decay Troublemaker Mascara: 7/10
I really like this mascara, but I can’t say I love it. Compared to UD Perversion mascara, I can’t say it’s the greatest. But it does what it needs to with an easy build-up and minimal clumping. I still prefer the Perversion mascara though, but a travel-size of this will do just fine.
Glamglow Poutmud Wet Lip Balm Treatment: 6/10
It’s decent. The color is subtle and nice, but falls off fast. But it’s supposed to be a lip balm, not a lipstick, so I won’t fault it for that. It doesn’t moisturize my lips as much as I thought it would, but its not too bad. The application isn’t that great, because it stains your finger and you need to buy a brush. Overall though, I still wouldn’t rate it that bad, but it’s not that great, either.
Benefit Gogotint Bright Cherry Tinted Lip & Cheek Stain: 6/10
The rating on this would be so much higher if it wasn’t advertised as a cheek stain as well. The cheek stain aspect is too pigmented and makes me look like a clown. The lips stain, however, is a gorgeous subtle red with only minimal transfer that stays on the whole day. If I could rate each use separately, the lip stain would get a 9 and the cheek would get a 2 (because it does stain your cheek), but together, I can’t give it more than a 6.
Benefit Hoola Matte Bronzer: 6/10
I know this is a cult classic, but honestly, I’ve used better bronzers. I think it’s because I hate the application brush. It chunks the bronzer on and really doesn’t blend it out. It may just be that specific brush though, because the Benefit blush I got has the same applicator and it works great. I normally have to blend it out with my Kat Von D contour brush, but it looks fine after that. It’s very subtle and nice for my office job, but I would want something for defined for the social life.
Benefit Watt's Up! Cream-to-Powder Highlighter: 5/10
Super pigmented, really pretty swatch, but SO difficult to put on. I feel like every time I glide it across my cheek, my foundation is coming off and the highlighter isn’t going on. The application process is so tedious: you have to carefully dot it and this use your fingers to gently. It’s mess and long. However, I still think it’s worth it for days when foundation isn’t a must, and the golden tint is perfect for summer coming up, so I’m going to keep it around, especially for days when I have time to play with it.
Benefit They're Real! Double The Lip Lipstick & Liner in One: 5/10
I’m gonna be real, I haven’t used it since I tested it out. I don’t wear lip liner, so I don’t see myself using this as much. However, it glides on smoothly and came off smoothly, so that scares me about the transfer. All in all, I assume it’s pretty decent, but I’m going to go in the middle, since I won’t really use the liner.
Buxom Lash Mascara: 5/10
I’m disappointed that I don’t like this, but it’s not something I can’t work with. The applicator is nice, but the formula is too chunky. I get spider-lashes very easy. It’s great for a night out or when you’re doing a dramatic eye, but it not great for professional, business looks. The chunkiness of it can be fixed with a clean wand going over it, but if you’re always rushing to get ready, I would skip this.
Too Faced Pretty Little Planner: 4/10
Horrid. I use it everyday because I want to get it gone. Only certain of the shadows are blendable or even show up (looking at you, Snooze U Lose). I was very excited about this palette because I could use a lot of the shadows for work, but they don’t seem to show up on my lid at all. Also, the Better Than Sex mascara is very chunk and gives me spider-lashes. I had heard so many great things about this mascara, but now that I’ve tried it, I’m very disappointed. The packaging was cute and I think I’m going to use the planner as a makeup calendar. But I do like it because it’s easy to take on the go, so as long as I don’t want to use a good chunk of the palette, it’s nice for travel.
Bareminerals BarePRO Performance Wear Liquid Foundation: 4/10
I got this after getting color-matched at Sephora and I’m not impressed. I got this is Golden Nude 13 and it’s more yellow than it looks. It’s very sheer and looks fine on just a sheer coverage, but I bought it as a medium to full coverage foundation, so it’s not too great. The formula is lightweight, and I don’t feel like I’m wearing makeup. However, I can see the powdery cake look after a while. Also, the formula is too watery for me. Like I know it’s supposed to be a liquid foundation, but I expect some stability in my makeup products, not a runny mess. In order to counter these faults, I mix it on a silicone applicator with Too Faced Born This Way foundation in Vanilla, 2 parts Bareminerals to 1 part Too Faced, just to give is a bit more consistency and diminish the yellow tones (for the record, I was trying to switch from Too Faced Born this way because it is too heavy the Vanilla color is too dark on me). Mixing these colors together gives me my perfect shade, but without the other foundation, this Bareminerals falls flat.
Sephora Collection Bright Future Gel Serum Concealer: 2/10
I’m actually mad about this one. I’ve used this concealer brand for a year now and loved it. Depending on my tone at the time, I can use either 03 Fondant or 05 Parfait on any acne, and 04 Butter cream on my under-eyes. This time I bought 05 Parfait and I’m extremely disappointed. The consistency is too hard for a liquid concealer and the color is more yellow than it was before. It doesn’t blend well and sticks out against my bare skin and my foundation. They used a new applicator, which I’m starting to this is a manufacturing error and it was supposed to be for lipsticks but I digress, and it’s so bad. But even with a concealer brush, it still looks horrible. I still love the 04 Buttercream under my eyes, but I’m honestly so disappointed in this concealer.
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demonboyhalo · 4 months
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and ik discovering the fanfic sex pollen effect of the sephora spider sex cream must've been traumatizing but this is much funnier than the lemonade that just kills you
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demonboyhalo · 4 months
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if you missed the OG post talking abt the sol de janeiro cream that (ALLEGEDLY) gets spiders turnt (its the Mazda 6 of creams) here's all the context u need for this poll:
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