#shitty/lardo

[hitthebooksposts]

Cinnamon Snail

An @omgzineplease fic preview (Zine releases for free June 5th)...

Ships: Eric "Bitty" Bittle/Jack Zimmerman, Larissa "Lardo" Duan/Shitty Knight

Rating: G

Summary:

It's ten years since graduation. While looking after Lardo and Shitty's new bundle of joy, Jack starts to wonder what the rest of his life with Bitty might look like.

(Preview under the cut)

“En kop kaffe og en kanelsnegl, tak,” Shitty said as clearly as he could, hoping his American accent didn’t mangle his Danish. The café he’d taken Lardo to was in the center of Copenhagen, and he was getting by on the smattering of Danish he’d picked up from a month of language app study.

While watching Danish crime dramas during late-night feeds with Timmy, he'd become acutely aware of how one part of Denmark pronounced words varied vastly from the other side of the country. In some ways, it made trying to learn Danish through an app a hit-and-miss exercise.

“Am I right that the translation of ‘kanelsnegl’ is literally ‘cinnamon snail’?” Lardo asked as they finished ordering. They were both having the same, though Lardo would be doctoring her coffee with ample spoons of sugar once it arrived.

“You would be,” Shitty replied with a smile. It was twelve hours and counting since they’d landed in Denmark and as he waited for his cinnamon roll and coffee, Shitty tried to ignore the worry attempting to crawl up the back of his spine.

The trip marked their first prolonged absence from Timmy since he’d been born nine months ago. And Timmy was the first anything that Shitty found he couldn’t be completely chill about. I guess that’s what it means to be a parent, Shitty thought as the coffee bean grinder in the corner kicked into gear. Constantly worrying and hoping for the best.

“How do you think Bitty and Jack are doing?” Lardo asked, pushing back her long black hair. The undercut was fresh and only two days old. It wasn’t that Lardo was vain, Shitty had found in their marriage, it was that she liked meeting her preferred sense of style as closely as possible at all times.

Shitty flashed back to a week prior when pureed carrot and sweet potato had become spattered over the suit jacket he had returned home wearing that day.

“I’m sure they’re doing fine.” Shitty looked at his watch and estimated it was just coming up to four in the morning back in Rhode Island. He tried not to think about the jet lag that was still waiting to hit him.

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[willdexpoindexter]

Bubblin’

the last of the angst ficlets based on the album Heart Murmurs by jeremy messersmith

ao3

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Lover, I can't say what I mean to say

Lover, I will put all these words away

Lover, I don't know how to make you stay

Lardo’s heart was full, her boys around her making all the best appreciative noises over her junior year art show. Her art friends steered clear of the rowdy hockey boys but Lardo loved them. She stole a look at Shitty in time to see him pull his phone out of his suit pocket. 

Shitty’s jaw dropped open as Lardo watched, the light from his phone reflecting in his wide eyes. 

“I got in.” He croaked. “I got into Harvard.”

The crowd erupted in shouts as Lardo felt her stomach drop to her toes. 

It wasn’t like she hadn’t known he would graduate and leave Samwell, she was painfully aware of that fact every day since they had started hooking up. But it was more real somehow, now. 

Tears jumping to her eyes, she fled the gallery, her night ruined. 

The exit door slammed shut behind her as she sat heavily on the curb and buried her face in her knees. Why did she have to go catch feelings in his senior year? 

She pretended not to hear the door as it swung open again a moment later.

“Lards?” Bitty’s voice called softly. Lardo raised a hand in acknowledgment and waited as Bitty settled on the curb beside her. 

They sat in silence for a moment, then Bitty said, “Makes it real, doesn’t it.”

Lardo choked out a laugh, even though it wasn’t funny. 

“Harvard isn’t far, at least,” he offered.

“Still not Samwell, though.”

“It’s not.”

Another moment passed before Lardo lifted her head and looked at her friend. He opened his arms and she leaned into him, desperate for the comfort he offered. 

“I forget they’re leaving sometimes. But of course they are. Doesn’t make it any easier to stay behind,” Bitty continued, stroking Lardo’s hair soothingly. 

“I think I love him,” Lardo whispered. 

“Oh, honey,” Bitty sighed. “Have you told him?”

She shook her head into his shoulder. 

“Maybe you should.”

Another shake.

Bitty didn’t press, just kept stroking her hair.

“I think I love him, too,” he said after a moment.

“What a pair we make,” Lardo mumbled. “Loving boys who are leaving.”

“What’d we go and do that for?”

“If you figure it out, you tell me, deal?”

“Deal,” Bitty agreed. “Now why don’t you come back inside and enjoy your show before those dumb boys of ours get concerned.”

Lardo gave him a watery smile and let him help her to her feet. She should enjoy the night while she had him. 

Together, they went back inside.

#shitty/lardo #shardo #bitty & lardo #omgcp #check please #angst ficlet

[aristaeuss]

#omgcp #omg check please #check please #jack zimmermann #eric bittle #shitty knight #dex #ransom and holster #lardo duan #hi i’m 5 years late enjoy <3

[luminarai]

for your drawing requests - shitty knight from check please? <3

this came to me like a vision that I had to bring to life immediately, mr shits my beloved <3 and bonus ransom and lardo ofc

#my art #sketch dump #omgcp #omgcheckplease #check please #shitty knight #lardo duan #ransom oluransi #in a shocking turn of events I did not look up any ref pics from the comic so welp

[zzzbittle]

Please help me I think about them (and the frogs) every day of my life

#omg check please #check please #eric bitty bittle #jack zimmermann #samwell hockey #zimbits #nurseydex #samwell men's hockey #shitty b knight #larissa lardo duan

[lutzgocelly]

Here's the preview of my piece for the latest omgcp zine! @omgzineplease With the holiday theme, the og6 are celebrating together (even if it's another date because December is a madness)

#omgcp #omgzineplease #zimbits #shitty knight #ransom oluransi #hokster birkholtz #jack zimmermann #eric bittle #lardo duan

[wrathofthestag]

I say yes but after a long discussion on whether or not it's rude.

Bitty: "My mama would be appalled if she knew I sent a card with the word 'shit' on it... but, it does say y'all. And Shity and Lardo would love it. Still, we should be celebrating their love and I don't know if this shows how happy we are. And we are! But it's funny! And it does say congratulations, and shit is almost Shitty, which is also funny. I just don’t wanna be rude."

Jack: ... I like the colors.

#jack zimmermann #eric bittle #larissa duan #lardo x shitty #shitty knight #omgcp poll

[lilacborrower]

The Ambasshardo's (Holbein, 1533)

#omgcheckplease #lardo #shitty

[omgzineplease]

Zine, Please! Vol. 2: #SwawesomeGreetings is open for sign-ups!

Crunch-times, fun-times, more balls than you'd think, firsts, lasts, and so many moments to celebrate. 'Tis the busiest season of the year. Is your favorite character making intricate towns out of snow on The Haus lawn? Are they home for the break, having uncomfortable conversations with relatives they don't know? How about orchestrating a Friendsgiving with no less than eighteen pies when he should be studying for finals? Reigning in the new year with fireworks and dragon dances? It's all up to you in Zine, Please! Vol. 2: #SwawesomeGreetings!

While our awesome future contributors are signing up, let's give them some motivation and spark with our first poll!

What would you like to see in #SwawesomeGreetings?

Bitty and Jack celebrating Channukah in small moments around Jack's game schedule

The Haus 2.0 Crew in a Holiday Decoration War with their sworn enemies (40 y/o Denise and Thomas Williams next door with their obnoxious teenage kids and their stupid 15 feet inflatable snowman that [Holster vc] IS NOT HOA COMPLIANT, AND YOU KNOW IT DENISE!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR ENGINEER HUSBAND SET IT UP. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING, IT'S NOT EVEN HOMEMADE WE SAW IT AT COSTCO!)

SMH reunion Snowball fight!!!

Dex and Nursey kissing Chowder's cheeks under the mistletoe (Pls, I'm begging -Mod Atlas)

Your favorite Aces (yep, the two who have actually appeared in the main comic and all of the OC's you've thought up including that one guy who's 3 hockey players, 2 dogs, and one of Parse's cats in a trench coat. I think his name was something like..Shmeff?) all crowded into a kitchen cooking for thanksgiving and….oh no there's a fire on the stove… (Pls, I'm begging -Mod Tea)

Anything else you wanna see? Tell us in the reblogs!!!!

If you haven't signed up for #SwawesomeGreetings yet, sign-ups can be found here!

Hope you're all well. This is just the first poll and there's tons more fun things to come. Looking forward to hearing from you all!! -Mod Atlas 🧉 and Mod Tea 🍵

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[luminarai]

things I find while cleaning out my tablet vol 0.1

#my art #my sketches #omgcp #omgcheckplease #lardo #shitty #shitty b knight #larissa duan #shitty has the flattest ass of any hockey player and he’s so sensitive about it #check please #q

[kantokraze]

promos of my piece for @omgzineplease - shitty & lardo celebrating têt 🎊

#lardo duan #larissa duan #shitty knight #omgcp #omg check please #omgcp fanart #shardo #omgzineplease #zines

[ernest-frankenstein]

Holster religiously celebrates Galentines' Day every year

Ransom celebrates with him because he likes doing things that make Holster happy and he is very carefully Not Thinking Too Hard About This

Shitty and Lardo celebrate with him because it sounds like fun, and presents! and Jerry's brunch! what's not to love about that?

Jack put up a token protest at first because he does not like doing things that make Holster happy and brunch doesn't fit in his carefully curated meal plan, but then Shitty yells at him for an hour about gender roles, and even though that's not why he doesn't want to do it he gives in anyway because it seems like the path of least resistance and not worth putting up a fight over

#adam birkholtz #holster #justin oluransi #ransom #b shitty knight #shitty #larissa duan #lardo #jack zimmermann #omgcheckplease #omgcp #can you tell i've been binging parks and rec

[gutsybitsies]

check please demigods au

Jack zimmermann would be the son of Aphrodite. His yellow shoes are magical and cant be burned

Bitty the son of Ares, Ares has an unusual interest in Suzanne Bittle and often visited, but the way he looked at how Bitty hates contact sports gnawed at Bitty his entire life

Ransom is an Athena kid, and singlehandedly caused the "no coffee for Athena cabin" rule

Holster and Lardo rule the Dionysus cabin

Shitty is a son of Zeus and he is vehement about his father being an asshole

Jack gives Bitty individual lessons because otherwise "you're going to get yourself killed, or worse, lose Capture the Flag for us"

Bitty becomes the champion of Hestia, and has the power to impose rules of hospitality on people and pull fresh baked pies out of nowhere

#omgcp #eric bittle #jack zimmermann #of course and then they kiss #ransom #holster #lardo #shitty knight