#sidehoe (affectionate)

[sakusakiyoomiomi]

there is no such thing as a gay decision, only gay actions, a wise man once said.

c'mere and give me a fuckin' kiss or i'll start sending nudes.

Well…..? Where are my nudes?

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[sakusakiyoomiomi]

man fuck that, enjoy being sidehoe-less 😶😶

Fine.

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[sakusakiyoomiomi]

ayo, sugar plum bubby teletubby sweetie pie, ya miss me? <3

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[sakusakiyoomiomi]

bitch don't facepalm me- I'm trying to be a good househusband and this is how you treat me smh 🙄🙄

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[sakusakiyoomiomi]

hey there sugar tits- how's life-

Never call me that ever again

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[sakusakiyoomiomi]

Oh shit, really? Well, now I'm curious.

Omi, can I please have a good morning kiss? ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Yes you can.

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[sakusakiyoomiomi]

ayo sugar tits

where's my fuckin' good morning kiss

If you wouldn’t call me that and would actually ask nicely, I’d think about it.

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[sakusakiyoomiomi]

wait

I'm not your boyfriend? 🥺🥺😭😢

You’re my sidehoe.

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[sakusakiyoomiomi]

aye- hey now- I was kidding-

I think I'd get kicked out. :')

Not my boyfriend, not my problem.

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[sakusakiyoomiomi]

babe :(

What?

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[sakusakiyoomiomi]

oh so you're neglecting me now? >:0

you've lost cuddle privileges, enjoy sleeping on the couch--

I am not sleeping on the couch. I will sleep right next to my wife.

Especially since it’s my house.

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[sakusakiyoomiomi]

Sure, sure-

Eh, well, take care of yourself. It's more important--

I can't tell if that was sarcasm or not, so I'm gonna take it as you calling me cute. 💖💖🥰

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[sakusakiyoomiomi]

Booo you're no fun. :((

Seriously though, how've you been?

I did miss you, so be grateful. 🙄🙄/j

I am plenty of fun, thank you very much.

I’ve been good, life’s hectic as always so nothing new.

Aw, how cute..

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[sakusakiyoomiomi]

Or what, you'll spank me? <33

Ew, no.

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[sakusakiyoomiomi]

Well, of course I know- otherwise I wouldn't steal 'em! <33

Besides, they even smell rich, let me enjoy a bit of luxury-

Enjoy a bit of luxury- my ass 🙄🙄

Go and buy yourself some lUxURy with your own damn money, I know for a fact you’re perfectly capable

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[sakusakiyoomiomi]

Thank you, love. <3

Anyway, your day been a'right? Talk to me, I'm bored--

Well it just started and I managed to fall off the stairs already. That says a lot about me as s person.

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