carbon dating people in my notifs by their reactions to “eight by sleeping at last”
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no bc how can people sit here and say "will deserves better🥺" no he does not!! if he wants the boy he'S GETTING THE FUCKING BOY 🔫😐
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yo wtf is wrong with these 2 hosts ive just seen 1 of them beg so fuckin homoerotically over monopoly money. like fucking. bdsm style
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I find it so funny that thanks to seablings(?), a lot of sibling duo names are (thing)lings. Like the joke was that seablings sounded like siblings, especially with how I said it. Like the pun is dead and my 13 year old self is probably crying because they thought they were so funny at the time
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Stands quietly in the corner while calling my mum yeah can you come pick me up. yeah they're fighting about their white men
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*sniffling* men are so fucking dense
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i feel like y’all don’t appreciate the amount of effort i put into los campesinos-ifying the block men like dude i scrounged through EVERY lc song last night trying to find the perfect lyrics for dl!etho i’m putting in the work and nobody appreciates it
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cadets. /neg
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uno wild card
i feel like it's been a good ten minutes and i still don't know how to respond to this was this your plan all along /lh
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you: why do i feel like shit
also you: *hasn't slept in literal days*
LEAVR ME ALONEEEEEE
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Are you single/looking for a relationship rn? I think I have a crush on you but idek if you’re available .—.
baby i talk abt how much i wanna fall in love and yearn over it all, u really think I'm taken?
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No firefox?
IIM NOT DOWNLOADIING THE FURRY BROWSER LEAVE ME ALONE
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this is a minecraft forest biome hate blog <3
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when is it my turn to have an s/o 😒
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Hey Mandela Catalogue enjoyers why do you find the "Archangel Gabriel" so sexy 🤨
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ME im shadowbanned
lmao loser
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