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simpjaes · 5 months
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ok but who would baby trap you. need that mtl rn
oh man, oh man. in my very biased opinion:
warning: abortions :|
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jake: he's a good boy, always has been and probably always will be. the only thing about him is like, he's kinda toxic about it. like he wants a wife. a woman. someone to be with him forever. so like, maybe his good boy ways will always turn into him poking holes in condoms, or tossing out those birth control pills. To him it isn't manipulative or gross, to him it's just him wanting to keep you, and breed you, and have kids with you so he can never leave. esp if you happen to be a perfect match in his head. why wouldn't you want him to be with you anyway? he'd be a great dad lol
heeseung: will 100% try to breed you from the very first date. like no joke, he's got your legs spread in the back seat of his car plunging in as deep as he can go. doesn't wear a condom, won't wear a condom, and won't ask if you are on birth control. to be fair, he doesn't rly care, he just wants his nut deep in a pretty girl. it's not even that he cares if you'd stick around either, again, he just wants to fuck you full, that's it.
sunghoon: will breed the FUCK out of his girlfriend solely because he loves the idea of like, a domestic life but like a rly kinky one. You're on birth control? why? You want to use a condom after getting off of it? Why? like if you're dating him, you might as well go all the way, he ain't gonna fuck his cum into anyone else anyway. might as well commit now or fuckin' leave.
jay: 100% would do it, panic, and pay for you to get rid of it. would probably be obsessed with hitting it raw, hard too. He would be enamored with the way you feel around him, obsessed with how his cum spills out of you, and totally willing to do it again in three hours. If you fall pregnant, he would absolutely be shocked by it. Like "what? that's a thing?". Jay fr couldn't pull out if he wanted to, and would probably ask you to get on the pill so he doesn't have to give up his own pleasure.
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lefthandedhotch · 8 days
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hi lin <3 last year i sent u asks about bodyguard!hotch and i’m thinking abt him again 😩 (this is not a request i just need to tell someone my thoughts hehe) but famous!reader being under the protection of the bau but u keep cheekily flirting with aaron and u briefly catch him checking u out from a distance so u wink and smirk at him. and on ur last day u flirt with him again and he surprises u cupping ur face with one hand and saying ‘maybe if we met under different circumstances’ and smirks
hiiiiiiiiiii <33
PLS! so handsome!!!!! at first you’re just flirting with him because he’s there and he’s handsome and you need something to take your mind off of the fact that you need literal fbi protection but then you start spending more time with him :( and you start to Really Really like him :( especially when you’re having a bad night because you’re really scared about what’s going on and you can’t sleep at all so you go down to make yourself some calming tea or a drink to help yourself relax and you find aaron still awake on the couch (in the worlds cutest pajamas and white tshirt that make you SWOON) reading a book and when he smiles over at you, you take your cup and go sit with him on the couch fully intent on bugging him about why he’s still awake to distract you from the fact that you are 🤭 but!!! he clocks you immediately and asks if you’re okay or if you want to talk about being scared :( and he’s just so so sweet to you and lets you hang out with him until eventually you get sleepy and he helps you back up to your room but after you get all settled in bed he goes to leave until you grab his wrist and whisper “please stay. at least until i’m asleep” and he does <3 with that worried furrow stuck right between his brow because he cares about you a lot and when you’re deep asleep and snoring (despite the fact that you were Adamant that you don’t snore 🤭) he squeezes your hand that’s still all wrapped up in his and he promises you that he’s gonna keep you safe 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
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total-funger-island · 4 months
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gweathney (gwen, courtney, heather) but it’s in funger, if you don’t mind lol. also your art is really really cool and I love tfi (total funger island :>). Also the sketches that you did if they were scored are ✨perfect✨
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They would be most awesome polycule ever and thank you!! <33
Also HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!
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cobwebears · 30 days
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since you gave me an art request....
flutters my eyelashes at you.
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guy of all time
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thebrandywine · 9 months
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i'm about to word-vomit a plot bunny idea at you, i apologize in advance, feel free to ignore it. But your verse MIGHT be living rent-free in my head atm and it got me thinkin. What if...
An AU in which, for whatever reason, Leon and the DSO never crossed paths with the BSAA, and like... one day Chris and Jill's boss is like, hey the dso reach out to us and they wanna sell us a really cool weapon against bioterrorism, we've got ppl coming to show it off, lemme know what you think. And then some agent and his handler and the dso head honcho show up, and the agent gets on well enough with chris ("I knew a redfield once...") and he maybe accompanies them on a local mission and it's like cool, maybe we should work together sometime now that our teams are like, talking. And then the end of the day comes along and everybody on the BSAA end is like, so about this weapon....? And the DSO is like, yeah, do you like him? (Leon steps forward) For the low, low price of x million dollars he's yours :D :D :D BSAA Boss: (internally) must...... maintain....... poker face.... "uhhh, give us a moment to talk about it?" (door closes as Leon and DSO leave) Cue freakout: HOLY FUCK THIS IS LEGIT ILLEGAL WTF DO WE DOOOO
and then they end up with a human weapon that they have to convince is a person now.
Your. Mind. 👁👁 the angst.... the heartbreak.... the hurt/comfort of recognizing and believing in his own personhood........
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frozenrook · 5 months
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you're visiting another universe?
Yes.
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purrsia · 7 months
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Here's a headcanon: coffee snob Romano! I feel like he would get really into the hobby of coffee tasting. He would probably judge me for how I prepare mine
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He is judging you for your coffee sins, and also probably cursing your whole bloodline
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ma1dmer · 1 month
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I alqays saw your swain post, Can u make like modern swain as a sugar daddy for fem reader 😞, pretty please? Maybe both sfw and nsfw
You are so real for this request...this legit made me come out of a nearly two year writing block and hiatus hdghd
He is a demanding man, with a demanding life style, he is rich and powerful with way too much money and too little time to spend on getting to know someone properly
He needs you at his beck and call at any possible time, the first time you deny him, in your defence, it's at the early stages of your agreement and probably in the middle of the night and he's calling you after a long flight to come to him even though you have another job in the morning, he tells you to quit and increases your pay for every date, it's for both of your benefits that you are just always accessible to him
Expect more gifts from him before he invites you out for a business dinner, or some event he needs some arm candy, usually clothes he can match to his own style and jewelry, expect him to be almost kinder to you, making love to you and being extra attentive, sending his assistant to bring you gifts before he finally asks you to go with him
Buys you a lovely little necklace with his initials, so he can properly show you off as one of his assets
He won't lie about your relationship, there is no point, and he isn't ashamed, but he doesn't want you to play the role of just any sugar baby, you need to be his perfect match, involved in conversations, adoring to him, socialising with his colleagues, hot as sin but proper, glued to his side, almost like a spouse, he wants others to envy him for being with you
At the end of such a night he'll drive you to his place, on the way there he'll slide his hand up your thigh the other still at the steering wheel, asking about what you heard from the others, asking if anyone asked you any questions, if anyone asked your rates perhaps, if they did he'll match and exceed that price, its money well spent after all
You are always escorted everywhere, if he can't come get you himself, he is sending someone for you, same when you leave
This man gets off on you spending his money, its such a power trip sending you off after fucking you of course, with his credit card to treat yourself to one, two, three, four who knows how many things, he doesn't think you'll ever actually make some dent in his earnings, and isn't that just so hot, seeing just how much his hard work has paid off
Pet play, if he is ever in town working from home, you are moving for the duration of that time at his place, he'll have you naked sitting next to his legs, or between them as he works, you aren't allowed to actually do something that'd distract him from his jobs, but every so often when you lay your head on his thigh bored he'll stroke your hair, only when he is done he allows himself to touch you
He is very particular about how he wants you to dress when you go out with him, he'll send you what he has in mind and expects you to send him updates with the outfit you came up with, or even better come give him a little fashion show yourself after a shopping trip
Any new outfits he approves of are rewarded with the best sloppiest head of your life, he slurps and uses his fingers so roughly until you ruin your pretty new outfit, and he has to wash the taste of you off with some wine or champagne, if there isn't a wet spot at the back on your dress/pants whats the point
He doesn't sext when he is away or even actually texts tbh , but he does expect regular updates from you, he usually doesn't reply, too busy with work, but he sees all of your messages, he needs to know when you go to bed, when you eat, what new did you buy with his money,if he does text his age really shows with each reply
One of the toys he'd most enjoy using on you would be some nipple clamps, if you can get away with wearing them out in public he is more than satisfied
Always wears some sort of ring that leaves a mark whenever he spanks you, like a little brand
He gets quite mean with his dirty talk, he likes to degrade you very very explicitly just to feel you tighten down on him, fear arousal, you don't even know, how much and what else will you let him do for money, are you even satisfied just with him, maybe you are too used to this, if he pays you more will you let some of his colleagues join, what if he tells you to bark will you? go ahead bark, he is never serious....or is he
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simpjaes · 5 months
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Ok whod fuck hard and rough out of jealousy? Like thatd be one of the indication that he was jealous, that he fucked you as if it was his last day on earth.
MTL: hyung line + most likely to hate fuck you out of jealousy
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jay: the type to get jealous over the smallest things, like he will find a reason to be jealous solely as a form of reassurance that you're his and you always want to be his. and you guys know me, i see jay as a switch, so it's more likely than not that he would be incredibly overpowering, painful, and dominating towards you if you were to do something that makes him reaaaallly jealous. like if it's something he isn't making up, and his friend really did hit on you, and you really did flirt back. i'm just saying, at that point his only reassurance would be to hear you moan his name, and let him do whatever he pleases as your apology to him.
sunghoon: gets jealous easily and overthinks a lot of things that really only need like, a two second sit down to explain away. he's really blatant with it too, like hella passive aggressive and cold especially when he fucks the truth out of you. and sure, the truth is something that calms him and puts that jealousy to rest but man, he always comes the hardest, always fills you the fullest, when he thinks he's losing you and desperately trying to keep you. also the type to probably start swinging at his buddies if they mention you.
jake: mean when he's jealous but hides it pretty well from everyone that isn't you. all he has to do is smile, all he has to do is laugh, all he has to do is put up a front while also gripping your arm far too tight to mean he's okay. plus, that smile of his can get eerie fast, to the point that you see it and know someone was looking at you in a way only he should be able to. would fuck you til you pass out probably, solely because he hates that other people look at you and want you. like you don't even do anything to make him think you'd leave, but he feels better releasing his rage through burying himself deep inside of you, boosting his ego back up when he reminds himself that you'd only let him fuck you til you can't stand.
heeseung: doesn't get jealous super often but you see a switch flip in his head when it does happen. man handling gets more painful, his words are meaner, he makes terrifying promises, and would probably make you apologize for making him jealous. because honestly, when he is jealous, it's with good reason and you should apologize to him. the type to breed the fuck out of you when you do it too, saying shit like "no one else would want you if you let me fuck my babies into you like this anyway." and "you're only doing this to get the reminder of who you belong to, right?" anything to make himself feel better lol
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drivinmeinsane · 3 months
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i want that essay about six x k!! im curious to know what your favorite ryguy ships are because you write some interesting ones. what about your least favorites too?
Thank you for the question! I'm not sure I can ethically subject anyone to that essay, anon, it'd just be the ramblings of a madman. However, I'll let some of it slip through in response to your ask. Just for you. ♥
I narrowed my favorites down to three and provided explanations of sorts for all of them. Spoiler alert, they're not short and probably don't make a lot of sense. (;′⌒`)
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»{ Driver x Ken
Ken desperately needs to be provided for. He withers and dies if not wanted, sincerely or not. He’ll accept someone’s false desire no matter how hollow it leaves him. He snaps up scraps of affection like a starving dog. He's bossy and flashy as a show of false bravado to cover up his deep insecurities and abandonment issues. There's that desire in him to be a little plaything, to let someone else call the shots. He’s very susceptible to being molded into whatever form someone else desires. He wants to be the “and Ken” even as he tries to figure out what it means to be himself. Driver has a deep seated need to be needed, being wanted is just a cherry on top. He's obsessive and territorial. He never got to keep anything for himself. The effect his parents had on him is clear. There’s traces in him of the way that his mom kept bugs trapped under drinking glasses until they suffocated rather than let them go. There’s flashes of casual brutality in him that echos when she took two knives to his father’s throat at the kitchen table. His father’s only need of him was to aid him in stealing, but found himself discarded the moment he hit his growth spurt and became too tall. He latched onto a childhood friend, carries pieces of his time with him and his family with him (his love of Mexican food among other things). His foster family didn’t need him, not really, so he left to find someone who did. He lets Shannon undercut him because Shannon finds him useful. He’s the best wheelman in the city and an excellent mechanic because it means people rely on him. He can taste being the most important person in their lives for just a moment. He's made himself as indispensable as possible, always chasing the dragon. He would destroy himself to be needed, never mind anyone else in his path. Driver latches onto Ken, because Ken needs him in order to survive in the real world. He’s needed more by him than anyone has never needed him, and oh, he revels in that need. In return for Ken’s reliance, Driver wants him, wants him so badly that he would throw any semblance of sanity out the window. He doesn’t ask questions of Ken’s circumstances, doesn’t want to know the hows and the whys, lest it break the spell. Ken can place the fragility of himself in Driver’s hands and know that Driver still wants him despite it. He can trust Driver to shape him with the careful touch of a mechanic, fine tune all the parts of him until there’s nothing else but tender maintenance. There’s no scraps here, it is a sickening feast of devotion and Ken will gorge himself. Driver will suffocate Ken under a glass and Ken will help Driver place it over him.
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»{ Officer K x Sierra Six
There’s nothing truly real in K’s life. Everything is pretend, playacting, a pantomime of something greater. He is so wrapped up in the desire to be a real human being to the point where he does stop to consider the ways that he already is. He has his own humanity, his own soul, his own emotions. He doesn’t address the human quality of the drive to want. Instead, he yearns until it kills him and what is more human than that? He craves a family, craves connections. K patches together what he can. He finds a mother, a father, a wife. He collects things from replicants that he’s retired. He’s trying to make up a soul from pieces of others. He’s desperately reaching out only to hit walls. No one is reaching out for him in return. He’s nothing more than a means to an end, a tool. Six sacrifices himself, goes where he’s pointed, throws himself in the path of destruction over and over for people that he loves. He lets himself be injured, lets himself be thrown away, lets himself be used. All in the name of love and duty. He does not stop to contemplate what he is or what he might be. There is no chase for a deeper meaning of what it means to be human. He just simply is what he is because there is no time to be anything but that. He doesn’t have the time to examine his feelings. Tools don’t think. They are reflections of each other. Two men without human names, treated as objects. Their autonomy is of no consequence. They were two scared boys standing up for what was theirs only to become two scared men willing to die for what matters to them. K would be forced to see Six as a person. Perhaps he would realize that if the other individual is human, K must be as well because they are the same. Six would finally be able to open the lid on the swirl of thoughts inside him, to share a part of himself with someone who would understand. They could gather up the scraps of their lives and put them together to make something meaningful. Family. K would reach out to his mirror image only for it to do the same and meet him palm to palm. Flesh to flesh. Interlinked at last. Maybe the burden of what he has have done wouldn’t weigh so heavily on Six with someone else’s equally tainted hands on the stone beside his. Maybe the boulder wouldn’t roll back down the hill.
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»{ Henry Letham x Sam Foster
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No matter what, Henry is hell bound. He can’t imagine a happy ending for himself. He has woven a tangled web of destruction and self-flagellation that I think holds true even if he hadn’t been going through the events of the movie. He’s an artist with the flair for the extreme. He’s obsessive and ruminates over the same things over and over, wringing out every ounce of meaning. He assigns significance where there is none. Sam is a fixer. Despite his own mental well-being, he has to try to save others. He cannot sit by passively. It’s that kind of attitude that gets him crouching beside a dying man on a bridge at night. Outwardly, he has it all together, sensible. He is likely the model image of a good doctor, going above and beyond for those under his care. Henry would haunt Sam, consume his thoughts. Sam would let Henry infect him. They are intertwined and neither wants to truly break free. Henry finds a captive audience in Sam. He’s able to admit things to him he would never say to anyone else, couldn’t say to anyone else. Henry is Sam’s destruction in any reality. Sam will never not be too late to save Henry.
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+ Shoutouts to Holland March x Jackson Healy. I really like the ship but would never write for it without my bestie, @danime25, collabing with me. It just doesn't scratch that itch in my brain in a way that makes me want to go solo.
Also, I'm not going to dive into ships I dislike here. I might be a hater, but I'm not going to hate publicly. This sideblog is for fun. We're all just celebrating the RyGos boys here so I just want to focus on what I do enjoy. ♪(´▽`)
Feel free to share your thoughts. I'm always down to talk about these guys.
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total-funger-island · 4 months
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oh for the drawing requests !! i'd love to see how you'd imagine any of the roti cast in a funger setting! (i personally am a big scott fan but honestly any of them would be super cool!)
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I want to do roti cast with funger setting too, I haven’t watch that season yet just see some clips 😭 but I can see dawn will fit to be Yellow mage in my au. Probably I used this concept for the next future update. Thank you for request <3 !!
Also scott for you >:]
(It would be funny if his moonscorched form associates with shark—)
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puppysdog · 6 months
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wait your icon isnt a pinterest dog?
LOL no this is the full pic
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we were playing with a toy and he was really excited for it
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this was him like 2 seconds before the bark
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thebrandywine · 22 days
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Zero Context WIP Tag Game
If you’re tagged, make a new post and share 1-2 (a few) sentences from your most recent unposted WIP(s) with zero context – Let your followers guess!
thank you @colesabi!!
He’s not thinking about it. He follows Chris inside, hand pressed surreptitiously to the man’s back in a sad attempt at support. He knows that it won’t help but Chris allows it; that’s the most that he can ever do when he’s like this.
I tag @catgirladjacent @flurrin @leonisdumbasallhell @fonulyn and anyone else who wants in!
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frozenrook · 5 months
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You wanna get dicked down?
Can you read?
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purrsia · 6 months
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Spamano wearing suits (this definitely has nothing to do with the hyperspecific AU for my WIP fanfiction).
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HI YIKES HERE
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lefthandedhotch · 11 months
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hiiiii <333 how are youuu linnnnn🥰🥰🥰💞💞 i hope you're doing very good😚💞 it's almost summer aka hotch at the beach season🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 EEK!!! i have so many cute silly little beach hotch thoughts AHHH!!!!! so here is one of probably many :D
crying and screaming and shaking over single mom reader and hotch againnnnnnnnnn you and aaron have been dating for a couple of months and have introduced jack and your little girl to each other already so everything feels SO!!! RIGHT!!! and good!!! and sweet🥺🥺🥺 the weather is getting warmer and the kiddos are so happy that school is out for the summer because they both love school and learning, but now they have more time to hang out with each other :D you and aaron kick off the summer and all the playdates (and dates you and aaron will have🥰) your kiddos will have with a beach day!!! the kiddos LOVE the beach, you guys set up an umbrella and a blanket close to the shore so jack and your daughter can search for shells and cool rocks and so they can play in the waves that lap at their tiny feet🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🤭🤭🤭 they stand at the wet sand and when the waves come splashing in, they squeal and run back to you and aaron, plopping into your laps with soooooo many giggles as your little girl giggles as she snuggles into aaron "the water is soooo cold on my toessssss🤭🤭🤭" aaron grins at you over her head <333 at some point the kids want aaron to come into the water with them and he's got his swim shorts on but he also has a shirt on which is fineee but when you arrived you hoped you'd be able to Stare at his chest that you love so much🥺🥺 as he's about to get into the water, jack whines "daaaaaddyyyyyy :( i got you that shirt for your birthdayyyyy :( please dont get it wet🥺🥺🥺" you snort when aaron looks over at you for help and you shake your head to signal "you're on your own🤭😚" as you sip from a water bottle hehehehe aaron looks at jack's 🥺 face and knows he is weak against his boy's sweet little face so he takes off his shirt and as he walks back over to you to drop the shirt with the rest of the stuff, he chuckles at the 🥰🤩 looks you send his way hehehehe after so much splashy fun (and lots of sneaky kisses between you and aaron) you guys wrap up the day by watching the sunset with two soggy little babies in your laps, sleepily babbling about how much fun they had and how next time, you guys HAVE to bring stuff to make sandcastles😌😌😌 they fall asleep a bit after that and aaron carefully moves the little bug on his lap off so he can start packing up🥰🥰🥰 you two carry the kids (and the stuff) back to the car and on the way home, aaron notices you shivering and he offers you his sweater and you shrug it on and get soooooo cozy in his sweet car, listening to his 70s/80s rock, two cute little sleeping angels in the backseat WAAAHHHHHHH🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
hehehehe hiiiiiii jess-jess i’m good 🥰 how are youuuu?? 🥰🥰💕☺️ EEEK!!! yay summer and beachy aaron season!!!!!! 🥳🥳 i can’t wait for allllllllll the happy summer hotch thoughts 🥰🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
WEEPS!!!!!! you and your little girl get up a lil early and get all ready to go to aaron’s apartment with all your beach bags to pick up your hotchner boys so you guys can have a whole fun day at the beach!!!! 🥰🥰🥰 the boys aren’t quiteeeeeee ready yet hehe so you help aaron finish up packing a cooler of yummy snacks and drinks while the kiddos run around and giggle about everything they’re gonna do at the beach hehe and when you and aaron finish up in the kitchen, he tugs you into him with a cute playful grin and gives you a sweeeeeet sweet smooch before you guys go collect the excited little bugs and get the car all loaded up to go!!! 🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕💕
the kiddos are sooooooo happy and giggly the whole time you guys are at the beach, they’re just so excited to be outside and having fun together 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 hehehehe at one point (after aaron has taken his shirt off and you’ve gotten to Stare all you want🥳🥰🥹🥵☺️🤭) jackers comes running back up from the water to Plop into your lap for a little break and some juice, and while you giggle and chat with your favorite little boy you can’t help but watch aaron splash around with your giggly squealy girl in the waves 🥰 when a speed boat or something goes speeding by and making Big Waves come up to the shore, your heart gets soooooo fuzzy and fluttery when you see aaron keeping your daughter steady so the big waves don’t topple her over while she stomps around in the water to make little baby girl sized splashes 🥺💕 it just makes you fall deeper and deeper in love with him whenever you see him being so good to and with your little girl 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 hehehehehehe a few hours later, you and aaron carry your soggy sleepy babies back to the car but before he drives you guys back to the apartment, aaron leans over to kiss you sooooo softly and he murmurs “you can borrow some jammies if you want to spend the night” with the cutest little grin that makes you giggle “you’re never getting those jammies back from me, i hope you know” and he laughs because Of Course he knows that hehehe but he doesn’t care!!!! he just wants you to stay :( and he knows that it’ll be easier for your little girl if you guys can just tuck her in for a little nap at his place rather than trying to get her home and in her bed before she wakes up and gets grumpy 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 and as you guys drive home as a little family, aaron cant stop thinking that he never thought his life could be this Peaceful and Lovely and he’s just so so SO happy to have this little family you and he created 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺
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