#sneetches 🐝

[hancydrewfan]

Congrats!!! I love you and I hope you have a great night and wedding and weekend! thanks for always being there for me and for listening to my crazy headcanons! ❤️❤️

thank you my dear friend, i love you very much ♡ i will support your headcanons forever! in this blog, we frickin love love and support all the ships ⚓️

#we are not fandom pirates around here #i just love love #and you!!!!!! #sneetches 🐝

[hancydrewfan]

Pre Relationship #6 . General #9 . Love #4 . Domestic Life #1

for Hotchniss of course 😍

My dear Bee, thank you so much for these asks. Honestly, I just think about these two all damn day so it’s nice to share my dumb thoughts the best way I know how: irreverently and with much gusto! Please proceed:

Pre-Relationship #6: If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think?

I am basing this ask specifically off of my own fic linked here (shameless self-plug). If I told Emily that Aaron was her soulmate shortly after she met him, she would say, “What? Fuck you! No.” Then she would be deeply unsettled by the notion, and it would haunt all of her future relationships until she joins the BAU and then she would no longer be able to deny it.

If I told Aaron that Emily was his soulmate, he would look away and say very quietly, “I don’t deserve her.” And personally it would tear me in two to have to witness that.

General #9: Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear?

This is heavily influenced by how much smut I have read about these two (absolute boatloads of it, i’m disgusting. thank you, fanfic writers). Emily, the linguist, can and will whisper inappropriate things to him all day in Spanish, French, Italian, and definitely Russian (I just think that for all her saying she only knows some Russian, she knows a LOT of the dirty stuff). He usually doesn’t know what she’s saying, but how she says it really does the trick. And she’ll translate for him later when she can also show him what she whispered in his ear [waggles eyebrows].

Aaron does not whisper inappropriate things to Emily when they are in regular life because he is Big Mean Bossman, but in the bedroom he will unleash pure filth with such whispered ferocity that he can bring her to the edge with just his words. (i will not elaborate on this, go read stuff on ao3 you animals)

Love #4: How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA?

Emily is exceptionally cuddly in public after a few too many adult beverages, and Aaron doesn’t mind at all. Otherwise, he generally prefers to keep PDA to a minimum because he is Big Mean Bossman and he’s got a rep to maintain. But he is not above resting his arm casually around her waist if a local officer is getting too flirty. He is territorial, I do believe this to be true. (again, i am heavily influenced by SO MUCH FANFIC)

Domestic Life #1: If they get married, who proposes?

YOU TELL ME, BESTIE!! (go read Bee’s lovely new series about this very subject, first story linked here!)

But in my head, in a very Jim & Pam way, Aaron buys a ring after like their first official date, and he just keeps it locked in his home office safe until she sighs into his shoulder one evening late at night after too much to drink, “We should get married.” Then in the morning he’ll make pancakes and bring her breakfast in bed with the ringbox on the tray (this is also somewhat influenced by @sequinsmile-x ’s little ditty she wrote upon my request some weeks back, linked here)

long story short, i am h e a v i l y influenced by fanfic and i love you all for it.

ship questions! u ask, i’ll answer

#genuinely i love answering questions like this #answering these questions are some of my best work #i like little blurbs of nothing #silly little ask game #askes #hotchniss #sneetches 🐝 #also this is the closest i’ve ever come to writing smut #unfortunately you can take the girl out of the prudish upbringing but it is VERY DIFFICULT to take the prudish upbringing out of the girl!!

[hancydrewfan]

collegiate, comfort, ocean!

collegiate - did you go to university? what did you study?

i graduated almost nine years ago on the skin of my teeth with an honours BA-English and over $30k in debt. now i am caught in the giant hamster wheel of capitalism, working for the man but at least having a lot of fun goofing off while i do it. if i were to go back to school again, i simply wouldn’t.

comfort - who is your go-to comfort character?

obviously, it’s emily prentiss. i simply love her with my whole entire heart and both my lungs and at least a third of my liver.

honourable mentions: lorelai gilmore, pam beesly, olivia benson, winston bishop

ocean - what’s your favourite sea creature?

seahorses! they are so impossibly cute. also shrimp, because delicious

ask game: spring edition

#ask games #askses #sneetches 🐝

[hancydrewfan]

Followed you for the SVU/OC (I think, lol), stayed because AARON HOTCHNER LOVES EMILY PRENTISS! and the friendship of course <3

tumblr: enabling friendship despite being a fucking nightmare hellsite 😎

#love u bestie #sneetches 🐝 #i *am* obsessed with hotchniss in a very maximal way #they are both very attractive

[hancydrewfan]

4. 16. 25! for the author asks

bee! my buddy <3

4. favourite character you've written

the obvious answer is hotch or emily, since I write about them the most. but in my current wip, i'm actually incredibly proud of a lot of the minor and original characters i've included. i'm gonna go on a limb and say the bartender of the Kilarney Arms. i think he's fun.

16. are there any characters who haunt you?

more like, i haunt emily prentiss because i'm wildly in love with her. i will probably be haunted by her forever. really, i am eternally haunted by the failure of CM to make Hotchniss canon. I just rewatched Lauren for research purposes 👀👀 and i swear to god, the the way the music swells when the camera pans to aaron in the hospital, how did they think we would miss that?!?!?!?

25. copy/paste a few sentences or a short paragraph that you're particularly proud of

THIS IS SO HARD BECAUSE I AM SO PROUD OF MY CURRENT WIP!!! but okay, here you go, u scamp. This scene is a flashback:

“One of your happiest memories,” Aaron asks. They’re laying on their sides facing each other on a bed in Spokane, caffeine and excitement keeping them awake.

Emily closes her eyes and smiles. “A Sunday afternoon in Paris, with an old flame. We happened upon a carnival, and I’d never been so relaxed with him before. It was his first time having cotton candy, and when we went into Sacre-Coeur, there were nuns rehearsing in the upper balcony. The walls were so high, so bright from the afternoon light streaming in.” She opens her eyes and looks at him. “It was like something out of a movie.”

He smirks. “An old flame, huh? What happened to him?”

Her eyes flick away briefly. “Didn’t work out,” she says, and he doesn’t press.

#sneetches🐝 #wip update #hotchniss #if i tell you i'm screaming it's because i think i pretty much just have the epilogue left and then revisions

[hancydrewfan]

2. 5. 15 for the Criminal Minds asks

thanks friendo 🐝not me forgetting you sent this until just now

disclaimer: i am thinking of mostly just the Core Seven for this because that's whomst i know and love most

2. who is your favourite canon ship?

i mean, even platonically i think hotchniss is the best. i love how they butt heads so much at the start, and how they grow to me teamo supremo and partner up all the time. their chemistry is just 😩😩. but Penelope and Derek's whatever-they-are is absolute perfection. i 100% believe they had a FWB thing going on at the start that just naturally morphed into best friends in the entire world.

5. most underrated and most overrated ship

overrated: romantically, Spencer with anyone. sorry not sorry, outside of that cute bartender from 52 Pickup (okay and maybe Elle at the start, but I see that as mostly one-sided on her part) i ship him with no one. he's a my baby nephew, my small bean, he's a little ace manchild who is just too into his own brain to consider romance. i love what he brings to the show as a single-never-ready-to-mingle human.

15. best and worst dynamic between team members

i love it when they profile each other. i love it so much. i love finding out random things about them too, like when it is revealed Hotch was an avid coin collector as a kid and that Rossi plays like COD or wtvr

ask me: criminal minds asks!

#ask game #sneetches🐝

[hancydrewfan]

what is tumblr but a space to trade songs and stories that make you freak out with your besties about your mutual love of various ships? truly, this is the best part of the internet ♡

#sneetches🐝

[hancydrewfan]

8. 17. 26 from the list 3!

8. 3 tv shows that you never get bored of

Look, I have a gift of being bored all the time, so this question is difficult? but we'll go with ER, The Office, and Criminal Minds (which is an absolute lie because I haven't finished S13 yet because i got bored 🙃 )

17. 3 tv couples you adore the most

lol. hotchniss obvi even if it's not canon; mark green & susan lewis from ER (also never happened lololol), and MADDIE AND CHIMNEY from 9-1-1 BECAUSE I LOVE THEM <3

26. 3 countries you’d love to visit

Ireland, France (specifically Paris), US but very specifically NYC

ask me: three things!

#thx pal #sneetches🐝 #tag game