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#so for context i read the kamasutra as a joke earlier last month and istg i was not expecting what i read.
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i read a hannigram fic last night where op decided it was an okay thing to mention vatsyayana and my brain chemistry is fucked now.
#raj shitposting
#afghdaklkjfdakjfgaskjgf
#so for context i read the kamasutra as a joke earlier last month and istg i was not expecting what i read.
#bro- listen i thought it'd be about heterosexual sex only but it's really not specified IN SO MANY PLACES IT MAKES ME WANNA YELL.
#there's this entire section in the text about scents. now idk how many of y'all know seema anand but you should def check out her tedtalk.
#because she kinda boils it down to the very basics with the best examples for all of those who do not want their brain chemistry altered.
#and that was what got me into her stuff and i read the arts of seduction a couple years back but i wasn't unhinged back then-
#-so i forgot all about it until like a month or so back when i came across a video of hers on yt and damn those floodgates BROKE man.
#which lead to me finally putting my foot down and reading that shit and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST-
#so back to where we were. there's this entire section about scents alright? and we all know where this is going so bear with me please.
#so this section talks about how different scents stimulate excitement and how different parts of the body should be scented.
#like seema anand does NOT warn you about how fucking DETAILED this shit is in the original text. AT ALL.
#it's got i think somewhere around 600 different scents and the optimum intensity of the scents for like IDK TURNING INTO A MONSTER.
#so like when i read the fic my brain thought HEY THESE ARE TWO UNHEALTHY OBSESSIONS OF THIS FUCKING SICKO THAT SHOULD ALIGN RIGHT? BOOM.
#and i imagined post fall will experimenting with scents for fun and shit because why not who's to stop him at this point in his life?
#and then my brain flashed me a very vivid image of hannibal BURYING his face into will's waist to smell the perfume he put there-
#and then my brain short circuited because that is too powerful an image for a mortal brain to comprehend.
#i don't think anyone will understand what the fuck it is that i'm on about but y'all should watch that ted talk.
#and get ahold of the nearest fic writer you know and force them to write a fic on this BECAUSE THIS IS THE PROMPT THEY'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
#this is actual psychosexual bullshit and istg i've had SO MANY vivid dreams ABOUT SCENTS ALONE it's making me lose my fucking mind.
#GAAAAAAAAAAAAH
#hannigram
#hannibal
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