#so he sat in the rafters and saw Bad put Eret in a hole for some reason but he was too far away to hear why

[demonboyhalo]

Hot Take: Ranboo wasn't lurking in the shadows of the Red Banquet for some terrifying Enderwalk intel gathering, he's actually just very socially awkward and didn't want to interrupt the festivities

#bc yeah he knows he was invited but he still feels like he's intruding? #and then they started doing Speeches which terrified him - having so many eyes on him at once?? hell no #so he sat in the rafters and saw Bad put Eret in a hole for some reason but he was too far away to hear why #he took the chance to get some punch after everyone left the dining table and when he got back to his position in the rafters #he noticed foolish had left early (hopefully to build his damn mansion smh) which he didn't think much of #but then Techno whispered him for some reason?? he said quackity had hired him to party crash the banquet #so Techno needed Ranboo to go home and take care of Steve who got a cold #Ranboo had brought no armour per the invitation...but there was no rule against enderchests #so he put on his netherite and walked through the lava wall that Bad must have put up for decorative lifting #*lighting #and nether traveled back to Artic. he was very thankful that Techno gave him an excuse to leave early #but still embarrassed that he went and didn't even TALK to anyone. in the future if anyone asks about him about it he will FIRMLY deny it. #(imagine saying you went to a party that no even SAW you at?? ranboo shivers at the sheer awkwardness of it) #mcyt #ranboo #red banquet #dream smp