#so kou can protect his personal life better - admin rae

[therealkoumukami]

I know I've been after your kneecaps Neko-Kun, but I just wanna send a regular ask this time, so

(TW: stalking) What is your scariest stalker story? As a popular Japanese idol, you're bound to have a lot.

I think my scariest stalker story is everyone trying to steal my kneecaps. Only for the pure audacity of you M Neko-chans and the fact that it’s my KNEECAPS that you guys wanna steal. 

☾ Kou, could you please answer the question a little more seriously?

But I was being serious.

☾ You know what I mean. *frowns slightly*

*sigh* Fine. I guess my “scariest” encounter with stalkers is the times where fangirls get very obsessed with me and they try to find the manor. I’ve also gotten some letters written in their blood and other...bodily liquids. *wrinkles nose in disgust* Many of those letters declare their devotion to me and threaten to hurt me if I ever were to find love with someone else. 

*chuckles* However, I just find it all kind of funny and simply pathetic. Humans sure do think highly of themselves to declare entitlement towards someone, especially someone like me. They don’t realize just how tightly I have them wrapped around my finger and all the things I could do to them if I seriously wanted to~!

#renamami #answered ask #tw: stalking mention #tw: violence mention #tw: implied threat #sadistic!kou #also a bit of hypocritical!kou lmao #admin's thoughts #kou mukami #mukami kou #kou #diabolik lovers #oh the disclaimer tags xD #but this was an interesting (if murky) situation to think about #also rae headcanon time: #i feel like kou/his agency has a fake address listed #like 'kou lives in a wealthy neighborhood in the city' #rather than a fairly-reclusive manor #so kou can protect his personal life better - admin rae