#so ofc it’s normal to assume that said mall is what she was referring to when she said ‘let’s go to [insert name]!’ with no context right???

[deus-ex-mona]

rage is a ✨way of life✨

#found out that i successfully angered someone by not showing up to work on saturday lmaoooooo #and im just like… gOOOOOOD. BE MAD!!!!!!!!!!!! #mans has no room to be mad anyway. it’s his fault i had to ot for 7 hours to cover his work for him in the first place soooooooo #a nd he’s getting demoted next year and im ahauxucjsjjsjsjsjxjdhss #in other news im kinda annoyed by my mother’s (unfortunate) pressuring of me to go to the upcoming family christmas gathering :( #like no way manssssss i haven’t seen the extended fam since my grandma’s funeral and i’d like to keep it that way thanks~~~~~~~~ #and a c h r i s t m a s gathering of all places… m a n. im half expecting them to drag everyone to church to end off the gathering… #i wouldn’t put it past the hosting aunt to do that ngl. she had tricked me into attending a church service in the past and all… #like. man. there’s this local mall that has a similar name to said church service… #so ofc it’s normal to assume that said mall is what she was referring to when she said ‘let’s go to [insert name]!’ with no context right??? #and uggshdhdjjsjsjdjs i don’t wanna be introduced to my cousins’ kids as ‘auntie [insert nickname i hate]’ bc that’s lame #and m a n. i definitely don’t wanna interact with my cousins’ kids. i either don’t know or can’t pronounce (or both) their names #i only remember the oldest one’s name (bc he has a stereotypical frat boy name) and the one who’s named after a ninja turtle #but none of the rest. i think some of them have names from my cousins’ spouses’ home countries? dk about the others though #i’m 80% sure one of the girls was named something like ‘triceratops’ but that doesn’t seem right… #being named after a dinosaur sounds cool though… or any prehistoric creature really #if i could choose my own name i’d like it to be ‘coelacanth’ #just so i can say ‘i coelacan’t do it!!!!!’ if someone asked me to do something i don’t wanna do. the pun potentials are endless mans #huh. wow… i started this off with a mad coworker and ended it by turning into a coelacanth… how did we get here anyway…? #oh wells no one reads the tags anyway uehxudjdjdjsjsjss my secrets are ✨safe✨

[magicmanii]

Hello I would like to order glamrock freddy with a male cat animatronic s/o

Thank you and goodbye

Glamrock Freddy with a male cat s/o!

Ty for requesting! I'm so sorry this took so long to write hopefully this can make up for my absence-

Reader is male!!

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• so I'm assuming you were referring to being an animatronic right, so you probably got added as an extra attraction to bring in more costumers

• Glamrock Freddy and yours first interaction was when he was trying to find the new animatronic (you) so he could give a warm hearty welcome to them and welcome them to the mall! And he did eventually bump into you while you were doing your rounds

• I'm going to be honest your first few conversations were probably a little awkward seeing as you two were so different- but that eventually passed and he started asking what your station was and you two quickly became best friends!

• I imagine you also being soft to the touch and having squishy paws/toebeans so whenever Freddy finds himself stressed he goes to you and starts pressing on them or cuddling you. (With your consent ofc)

• now I imagine when Freddy first tried to confess it was after their concert and he was looking for you in your station, (which I like to think is a skating rink) and with him the best things he could get his paws on, one of his plushies, an old cat toy, and some soda.

• He eventually found you sat on a bench cleaning your signature skates and nervously walked up to you,

" h-hello y/n! Nice finding you here! " he nervously said while rocking back and forth, you quickly look up to find the orange bear standing next to you with stuff in his hands "hey Mr Fredbear! Why don't you take a seat! I don't bite I promise" you playfully said while putting your skates down, quickly he stiffly sat down and stayed quiet for a few seconds before speaking again "y/n I would like to confess something to you. " "oh? What is it Fredbear? You didn't break one of my skates did you? " quickly he shook his head "no! I would never! I would just like to confess something" "and that something is? " he feels his internal fans picking up and nervously looked over, "y/n, I would-" but before he could get anything out Vanessa walked in "Freddy! What are you doing here? You're supposed to be in your room!" She walked closer and looked at the items he had, "Officer Vanessa! I was just trying to tell y/n something" "well you can tell him tomorrow! You got to get to your charging station! " she quickly said while walking out towards Freddy's greenroom. Looking over at him you smiled apologetically and patted his back "sorry Mr Fredbear! But like she said you can always tell me tomorrow or another time! " you gave him a thumbs up and offered to walk him towards the door, "y/n! Would it be alright if we could meet up here again tomorrow? " "of course! I could never miss a chance to spend some time with my favorite bear" you said with a smile, "w-well then! I supposed I will be seeing you tomorrow! Good night y/n! "

• so you see first attempt at trying to confess didn't go as planned- but not to worry! He eventually did confess to you with a handmade card, and you accepted! You wouldn't be reading this otherwise, but let's get onto the relationship headcannons!

• with you two officially in a relationship now you definitely got more touchy and cuddly to show that you care for him! (Like normal cats do)

• like I said you enjoy giving and receiving cuddles especially if that's the only thing you two do all day

• he has actually gotten you to purr a couple of times for him! Once when he was scratching your chin, one time when you both were under a mountain of blankets, and once when you two were skating together!

• I'm going to be honest when he first herd you purr he was about to squeeze the daylights out of you- he kept going on about how cute you sounded and kept giving you kisses- ultimately making you purr louder

• one of the things he likes to do with you is play catch with little cat toys you two find around the plex, he finds you absolutely adorable when you're focusing on catching the toy

• on the topic of focusing whenever you do you stick a little bit of your tongue out and just leave it there, and whenever you do he can't help but tell you a bunch of praises while smothering you with kisses

• I also see you being kinda possessive so whenever you see someone getting a little too close for comfort you're always there to passive aggressively lead them somewhere else

• overall 11/10 partner would recommend very sweet <3

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Ty for requesting again!!! Sorry this took so long! I hope you liked it!

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