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#so probably his brother (i think his name is read uryuu?) will be the other tower emblem guy then
egophiliac · 2 months
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I hear you on brave but I think Mr. CEO man could be woz
Which I’m all here for tbh
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anon you sent this over 9 hours before the reveal, h...HOW DID YOU KNOW
(I am also all here for it honestly) (I kind of hope they lean really hard into the overworked-CEO bit...how is he supposed to fight evil when there's all this paperwork that he has to get in by Friday, ugh)
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karinakamichi · 4 years
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I still can't believe people say Hinata should have been on Team 7 and that Orihime from Bleach is worse than Hinata.
If Hinata had been the main heroine of Naruto, she would have become more hated than Orihime (especially looking at the way Hinata was treated in The Last, having to be rescued over and over again, and willingly going off with the enemy which is basically what Orihime did during the Hueco Mundo Arc, but since Hinata’s a background character nobody actually cares when she fails at stuff. But you know what the only differences between these two characters are? Orihime isn’t a member of a famous bloodline, her skills are more for protecting people than anything else. Hinata is a member of a famous bloodline, which is supposed to be the strongest Bloodline alongside the Uchiha and Senju in Naruto, and her skills are supposed to be good for both combat and basically impenetrable defense, yet Hinata is still barely stronger than Tenten and she’s not really good in either of these. Orihime is a healer, Hinata is canonically not(I don’t care wtf Studio Pierrot showed in some dumb filler episode) Orihime has a notable friendship/bond with characters aside from the main character, such as Rukia, Tatsuki and Uryuu. Tatsuki is a little like Ino in the way she supported Orihime and how Ino supported Sakura. The only person Hinata ever has any kind of significant concern towards in the manga is Naruto(minus crying when Neji died). The people around Orihime made Orihime stronger. The only one that made Hinata stonger was Naruto(if you’ve actually read the manga you’d know Hinata is Naruto-centric. She has 40 pages of content, and basically five or less panels really concern anybody else without involving Naruto. On top of that, Sakura was meant to be like Tsunade and Rin, Naruto like Obito and Jiraiya and Sasuke like Orochimaru and Kakashi, and their dynamics are so similar, the parallels were intentional. having Hinata in team 7 would trash everything Kishimoto built up with Kakashi’s and Jiraiya’s teams, it would ruin the whole dynamic. Team 7, was supposed to be The Sannins’ successors and, sorry, but Hinata does not fit the role of Tsunade’s successor in either personality or powers. Also, Orihime is quirky(like shown with her weird cooking ideas and how she is with Uryuu and others) She’s chipper to a fault, and actually has a sort of charm sometimes. And due to her ability to understand other people’s pain, there’s an actual quality and sense of uniqueness to her character that sets her apart from Hinata for me. Hinata wasn’t one to ever be that assertive. Unlike Sakura, Hinata would probably just stand back and twiddle her thumbs feeling uncomfortable while Naruto and Sasuke were fighting. She would be too shy to push herself to get involved. She wouldn’t stand up to either of them or correct their behavior and Hinata’s lack of interest in Sasuke would have also ruined the dynamic since both Sakura and Naruto both had an intense devotion to saving Sasuke and understood each other’s desire to. Hinata was never shown to understand how badly Naruto wanted to save Sasuke. She was never shown to care about Sasuke at all. The hagaromo thing also isn’t a good basis to go by, since that was only brought up in The Last. Orihime smiles even when she’s hurting, and her selflessness is written kind of like Tohru Honda from Fruits Basket. Orihime has more of a fleshed out personality and character, she even has hobbies, where as Hinata couldn’t even figure out one for herself. Hinata is practically a blank slate in the manga, with next to no character(the only thing that develops and gets any focus on at all is her relationship with the main character and how he inspired her.) In the manga, she is incredibly underdeveloped and all-in-all, the only appeal to her character is the one flashback with her shown in the manga where her father is basically disowning her. There was also the hyuuga clan ordeal but that tied more in with Neji’s arc than anything else. Hinata was privileged and belonged to a famous clan, even had a bodyguard. Meanwhile, Orihime was an orphan who’d been abused by and taken away from her parents by her brother, who later died and left her alone(all she really had was Tatsuki after that), living with guilt over his death for so long due to that. But she had to force herself to keep smiling and keep living. And to me, I think Orihime is pretty damn strong, all things considered, at least a better character than Hinata. I understand why some people compared them (shy, big boobs), but when it comes down to it, they’re actually pretty different. Kishimoto only created Hinata as a love interest (basically designed and named her for him, not as a mutual thing in the beginning but to show that Naruto had an admirer), but never really cared about her beyond that, and once even joked about her not really being that strong in an interview, point is even the creator never cared much for Hinata all though he did have a fondness for Sakura(he didn’t even know why Hinata got so much love despite her not really doing anything). Meanwhile, the creator of Bleach actually took time with Orihime and actually did like her. He even has had to defend her on social media from what I’ve heard. Fact is Orihime is better and much more fleshed out than Hinata, whether or not she may still have faults, and Hinata doesn’t have the same appeal that she does. Above all that, Hinata would not work as a main character, that entire concept would ruin everything Naruto is. Sakura’s personality and powers balance out Naruto’s and Sasuke’s and it just is much more interesting for me.
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recurring-polynya · 4 years
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I know I missed Renji's birthday but if you ever have time, I would absolutely love to see anything about Renji and Orihime's friendship. I always headcanon him as her no.1 weird bakery experiment supporter, but really anything would be great! They just seem like they would be each other's go-to supports and I would love to see your take on them!
Anon, I have no excuse for why this took so long! RenHime BroTP is one of my very favorite things, but I managed to draw a huge blank on this and then I went through two concepts that didn’t work before I managed to hit on one that did. (Also, I did write two other Renji & Orihime stories in the Time of Many Drabbles, one where they make a cake and one where they act out Orihime’s fanfic)
Anyway, I love the Advance Team Arc, please enjoy this Advance Team Arc story about Renji and Orihime trying to cheer Rukia up by going thrifting, ft. the all-time greatest Renji clothing item.
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Orihime was headed outside for lunch, thinking longingly about her curry tuna fish sandwich, when a low, gravelly voice stopped her in her tracks.
“Oi, Inoue. You gotta moment?”
Abarai was leaning up against the wall of the school, his eyes scanning the school yard like he was waiting for a brawl to break out. Abarai reminded Orihime a lot of a guy in a prison movie. Not the guy that masterminded the prison break, but the guy who had the whole prison figured out and knew how to get illicit goods and would help the main guy escape even though they were sort of frenemies. Orihime found him a little bit scary, but in a cool way. They probably didn’t have motorcycles in Soul Society, but if they did, Orihime would bet money that Abarai would ride one.
“Sure!” she announced eagerly, and followed in his shadow as he silently rounded the corner of the building. He moved very quietly for such a big person, unlike Ichigo and Chad, who crashed and thumped wherever they went, especially when they went somewhere together.
“I gotta problem and I’m hopin’ you’ll be able to help me out a little.” Abarai shifted his shoulders a little, obviously uncomfortable in his school uniform.
Orihime knew all about the stresses of the undercover lifestyle. Clearly, he needed someone for an inside job, someone who knew all the subtleties of living a normal human existence. Fortunately for him, Orihime had been a normal human almost her entire life. “How can I be of assistance, Lieutenant Abarai?” she barked.
Abarai blinked at her. “Er. It’s not really mission-related. I need, um, some advice, I guess.”
Orihime set her jaw and tightened her fists. “I am short on life experience, but I have read many magazines. Ask me anything.”
Abarai waved his hands. “No! No! Look, you’re friends with Rukia, right?”
“Yes!” Orihime agreed. That was an easy one.
Abarai nodded quickly, happy to have found some firm footing at last. “The thing is, she’s been taking Ichigo’s vanishing act kinda hard.”
Orihime gave a tiny nod, her fingernails digging into her palms. The truth was, there was a dull, Ichigo-sized ache in her own heart, as well. She couldn’t stop wondering where he was and what he was up to and if he was getting good hearty lunches. She imagined it must be a thousand times worse for Rukia who had come all the way from Soul Society to just to see him.
“She gets real crabby when she’s worried,” Abarai continued on, continuing to scan the grounds, presumably for lurking Rukias. “She’s been getting on me for not having enough spare clothes for my gigai. I wouldn’t usually let her boss me around like this, but I thought it would make her feel better so I told her we could go, ah, shopping.”
“Oh, that’s so nice!” cried Orihime.
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m a prince. But here’s the thing: Even though Captain Hitsugaya outranks me, I am technically the mission manager, which means I’m in charge of the budget, and I’d really, really like to come out in the black. Matsumoto already conned me out of a significant portion of the petty cash. I don’t think Rukia has a real good handle on human money and I sure as hell don’t. I told Rukia that we should ask one of her friends to come along and she said she’d ask you, and I just was hoping you could help me keep things, y’know, frugal, without making a big deal about it.”
Abarai looked a little sheepish even asking. Orihime remembered the size of Rukia’s house back in Soul Society, the beautiful kimono she had worn once she was no longer a criminal. Orihime knew all about having friends who had more money than you. Her resolve hardened and slammed her fist into her open palm. “A strict budget is no reason not to look your best!” she announced. “You have come to the right person, Lieutenant Abarai! I, Inoue Orihime, Thrifting Champion of Karakura, will help you out!”
Abarai’s face washed over with relief, followed very quickly by confusion. “The what champion?” he echoed.
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“You are a saint, Orihime!” Rukia declared as they marched down the street, arm in arm, Renji trailing grumpily a few paces behind, his hands stuffed in his pockets. “A gem! I offered to borrow something from Ichigo’s father for him, but this ingrate was having none of it.”
There was some low-pitched muttering from behind them.
Orihime was trying to picture Renji in the pink, ruffled tuxedo shirt Dr. Kurosaki had worn under his lab coat the last time he set Tatsuki’s sprained ankle. “I don’t think Dr. Kurosaki’s style would be quite right for him,” she suggested diplomatically. “I… guess… he’s supposed to be a teenager?”
Rukia heaved a sigh. “I suppose you’re correct, as usual.” She craned her head back over her shoulder for a moment. “You owe Orihime an ice cream for this, Lieutenant Hopeless!” She swung her head forward again with a huff. Renji shot Orihime a wink.
Orihime couldn’t quite figure out Rukia and Renji’s exact relationship. Rukia has described Renji as “her friend.” On one hand, she hadn’t said about the shinigami from Ten or Eleven. On the other, she called Renji a lot of rude names and harangued him a lot. Renji had seemed pretty concerned about Rukia when he had pulled Orihime aside that afternoon, but now he was all slouches and scrunchy eyebrows. He reminded Orihime of Ichigo.
Oh! Maybe there was something to that! Maybe Renji was being a grouch on purpose so that Rukia could yell at him and feel like she was yelling at Ichigo. Wow! That was some master-level friendship. Orihime wondered if she should be taking notes.
“Ah, here we are!” she exclaimed, pointing at a little, tucked away shop front.
“What sort of shop is this?” Rukia frowned, examining the cluttered store window.
“It’s a thrift store,” Orihime explained. “People sell old, but well-made clothes to the shop, and they resell them for much cheaper than new clothes. Sometimes you can find really neat vintage, designer things that a rich person only wore a few times and decided they didn’t want. Uryuu likes to look for really ugly things made from nice fabrics and then re-tailor them. I have to modify a lot of my clothes, too, because of-- well, you know.” She gestured vaguely at her chest.
“What a brilliant idea!” Rukia proclaimed. “That’s so practical! Renji, isn’t Orihime a genius?”
“I didn’t come up with the idea,” Orihime mumbled self-consciously.
“Maybe you should open a shop to sell off your brother’s spare kimono,” Renji suggested airily. He was definitely baiting Rukia now, Orihime could see it when she watched for it.
“I should!” Rukia declared, closing her eyes haughtily. “People would probably pay twice just because he wore them!”
Renji just snorted.
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“How about these?” Rukia asked, holding up a pair of jeans. “They look like the kind Ichigo wears.”
Orihime pulled her head out of the rack of pants she was sorting through, and Renji’s head popped up from the next aisle. “Hmm,” she said, tapping her finger on her lips. She knew what she wanted to say, but she didn’t want to make Renji feel self-conscious by talking about his body and also, she didn’t want to make it obvious how much time she’d spent looking at Kurosaki’s butt. “Those are skinny jeans. Abarai is a lot, um, more muscular? than Kurosaki-kun? He would do better with a straight leg cut, I think.” She wished Uryuu were here. She didn’t know that much about men’s clothes, but she had heard him say that once while lamenting Chad’s tragic commitment to bootleg cuts.
Apparently, Rukia had no such qualms about Renji’s positive body image. “Hear that, Thunder Thighs? This is where all those squats get you.”
If this bothered Renji, he didn’t let it show. “My thighs are majestic, Rukia. Some people enjoy a guy with a little meat on his bones, for your information.”
Rukia laughed then, a sharp, amused guffaw, almost a cackle. Orihime looked up suddenly. She was sure she’d heard Rukia laugh before, but it had been a high-pitched giggle, a girlish titter. There was a gleam in the shorter woman’s eyes, and at first, Orihime thought she was being mean to Abarai, but when she glanced at him, his eyes were twinkling and he had a slight smile on his face.
Orihime got the sudden sense that she was interrupting something, although she wasn’t sure how you could interrupt someone making fun of someone else. She ducked her head and focused on rifling through the rack of pants in front of her. “How about these?” she asked, holding up a likely candidate.
“Those look pretty worn out,” Renji frowned.
“They’re distressed, Renji,” Rukia explained pompously. “It’s human fashion. They come that way. It presents the illusion of leading a rough and tough, adventurous lifestyle, even for fancy boys like you.”
“Rukia,” Renji scolded her. “Members of the Sixth Company do not walk around with their knees on display, for anyone to see.”
Rukia snorted, and Orihime suspected they were making yet another inside joke. “How’s he gonna find out? And if he does, you can just tell him you fell down the stairs, he would definitely believe that.”
“Er, here’s another pair without any holes,” Orihime offered. “They’re black.” Uryuu also had a lot of opinions on black jeans, but she was pretty sure Renji could pull them off.
“Thank you, Inoue,” Renji said, extra-graciously, reaching over the rack to accept them.
“You better try them both on!” Rukia yelled in her bossy voice. “I demand to see the forbidden knees!”
“Whatever, you’ve seen ‘em, before,” Renji muttered, but he was still smiling.
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“Hey, Inoue!”
Orihime ducked past a rack of sweatervests, to where Renji was contemplating a leather jacket.
“Do humans still wear stuff like this? I know they were pretty popular a few decades ago.”
“Oh, yes,” Orihime agreed. “It’s a timeless look.”
Renji looked mildly shocked, but happy.
“That’s a really nice one,” Orihime added. “You should try it on.”
Renji didn’t seem like he needed a lot of encouragement to slip it over his shoulders. “I had a roommate who had one of these,” he admitted. “They look pretty dumb over a shihakushou, but Iba has never once let looking like a moron slow him down.” He grinned. “I was jealous as hell of it.”
Orihime clapped her hands. “Oh, Abarai, it looks so good on you!” It wasn’t even an exaggeration. It was black, a classic motorcycle cut, and it fit him perfectly. Orihime amended her mental movie casting of Renji: in a jacket like that, he could definitely be the protagonist of an American motorcycle movie, flicking cigarettes into the gutter and leaving a broken-hearted girl pining after him after he got run out of town for Raising Too Much Hell.
“Is it expensive?” Renji asked, holding out the sleeve with the price tag. “I don’t know what a jacket is supposed to cost.”
“It’s a very practical wardrobe staple,” Orihime advised. “Especially this time of year. It’s just starting to be jacket weather, and this will carry you through until winter, unless we have an especially cold one.” She checked the tag. “Leather jackets aren’t cheap, but this is a very good value. If you can afford it, I think it’s worth it.”
“I think I can make it work,” Renji murmured, obviously doing a bit of mental math.
“Hey, Abarai,” Orihime said, leaning forward, and keeping her voice low.
“Eh?”
“Is it going the way you planned? Do you think we’re cheering Rukia up?”
Renji opened his mouth and then closed it again. “I think we at least took her mind off him for a bit. What do you think?”
Orihime contemplated. “She seems like she’s having a good time. I think she liked looking at your butt when you were trying on pants.” Renji raised a skeptical eyebrow. To be fair, Abarai had a very nice butt. Orihime was pretty sure she still preferred Kurosaki’s butt, but it hadn’t exactly been a trial. “On the other hand, she does yell at you a lot,” Orihime said quickly. “She’s very difficult to read.”
“Yeah, I know. It takes some practice,” Renji replied. “And she hasn’t been yelling at me. You haven’t begun to see Rukia yelling at me.” He rubbed his chin. “I think we’re doing a good job. Thanks, Inoue! I couldn’t have pulled this off on my own.”
Orihime blushed. “Oh, I haven’t really done anything!”
“I think you und--”
Orihime never found out what Renji was going to say, because Rukia came skidding into the coat aisle. She was wearing a denim vest, a feather boa, and a cowboy hat, and clutching something in her hands. “Hey! Hey, Renji! Renji, I just fou...nd…” She trailed off as her eyes scanned Abarai up and down, lingering on the leather jacket. Her mouth dropped open a little.
Orihime’s eyes darted to Renji, who looked paralyzed by this development. His hand went to his hair self-consciously, his fingers getting caught in his bandana awkwardly.
If Orihime had felt like a third wheel up until this point, she realized that sometimes bicycles can be very hard to ride if you aren’t used to them, and third wheels are helpful when you’re in danger of tipping over and crashing. “Rukia, look at the jacket Renji found! He’s being waffley! Help me convince him to get it!”
Rukia came back to herself suddenly. “It fits you perfectly, you fool! Listen to Orihime.”
“I dunno,” Renji drawled, having pulled his act together as well. “It’s kinda expensive.” He started to grab another coat off the rack. It was tweed and had elbow patches. “Might keep looking for a bit.”
“No!” Rukia commanded, and Renji’s hand reflexively dropped the hanger like he’d just touched something hot. Rukia cleared her throat self-consciously. “Speaking of things that are non-negotiable, look what I found for you!!” With a flourish, she unfurled the bundle in her hands, which happened to be a t-shirt.
At first, Orihime had no idea what she was looking at. Obviously, it was a t-shirt. If she had to guess, it had been printed by a garage band full of teens that played a lot of covers and had to bum rides to their gigs. There was a drippy looking skull and some words in English. It was objectively terrible. But in a charming way.
“I love it!” Renji shouted, with far too much enthusiasm. “I don’t read English very well, though, what does it say?”
“I don’t either,” Rukia admitted. “I think this says ‘red’, though.”
“It says ‘red pineapple,’” Orihime supplied. They had just finished the unit on fruits and vegetables in English class. She had gotten a 100 on the test.
Renji and Rukia both burst into gales of laughter.
“How much is it?” Renji wheezed. “I’ll pay a million kan for it.”
“They use yen here, you buffoon,” Rukia gasped. “It’s got an orange sticker, what does that mean?”
“That means it’s on special clearance,” Orihime explained, scanning the chart hung on the wall. “100 yen.”
“Ha, ha, that’s cheap! It’s mine!”
“You were skeptical,” Rukia lectured, wagging a finger, “But I told you, didn’t I, Renji? Orihime knows what she’s doing.”
Renji wiped a tear away from his eye. “Double ice cream for Orihime,” he agreed. “What would we do without her?”
Orihime’s face felt very hot. She waved her hands frantically. “Really, I didn’t--!”
“Also, remind me what ice cream is again.”
“You dummy!”
Orihime stopped protesting. Anyone who didn’t know what ice cream was definitely needed her help.
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