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Klaine Wedding Pt.1

I used a Generator for this please don’t hate me I don’t take credit for this. <3. I promise that i will write my own material in the future, this was just a bit of fun -OXO R.S

Credit goes to : http://fanficmaker.com/

Blaine was up earlier than usually. He was super excited. After all, today was his wedding day!

Blaine danced through the room, sang a little bit and couldn't wait until the evening. Oh, how excited Blaine was! Today, he would finally be married to Kurt! (A/N Oh yeah, Blaine is gay.)

Of course for this day, Blaine had chosen the best wedding cake. And the best wedding catering. And invited all his friends to come (except Santana cuz she's a bitch). Kurt himself was also up early in the morning, doing his morning stretches and excercise so he'd look nice and buff in his suit. Blaine was trying out his wedding dress in front of the mirror There had been a mixup at the dresser but Kurt thought it was kind of funny so they went along with it.

But of course, most importantly of all: Blaine couldn't wait until the actual night. See. Blaine had a bit of a stick kink. but kept it secret so far. Blaine felt there had to be at least one thing Kurt should only discover on their wedding night! Oh, how excited Blaine was to finally share that final bit with Kurt!

The day was coming along nice. Blaine received lots of compliments for his dress. Kurt looked fabulous in his suit. His muscles nicely toned thanks to the suit being of just the right tightness. Oh, Blaine loved watching his love. Those sweet lips of him touching the wine glass, soaking them up in the red liquid of the wine. Those lips he could kiss all night long. And those hands, Blaine looked at it. Abscentmindedly as someone else was talking to Blaine while he did so. Kurt's hands were so full with power. The way he grabbed Blaine's hands as they cut the cake. The way he held Blaine's wrists as he cut the cake into slices. Those hands would be soon on Blaine's chest.

There was a speech or two. Proclaiming that there had never been such a perfect couple as Blaine and Kurt. That the universe had never seen such love. And everyone cheered and rejoiced. And there were flower petals and rice raining down on them and there were songs being sang in their names.

Or so it should be. Because when Blaine stood there at the altar about to give his word to Kurt. Suddenly! An ExplosioN!

And from the smoke arised no one else but Santana! "Stop! You are making a mistake!" Santana said. "I should be with Kurt!!"

~~~~~ A/N Oooooh! Bet you didn't expect that! Sorry ClarisaTheBeautiful, I no I told you I wouldn't do that, but I did! hAHAHAHA! ~~~~ Onto the next chappie! In the darkness of that night, away from the preying eyes and ears of those who would judge, some strangers slipped by unnoticed.

But they were not strangers, they knew each-other. And they knew each-other much closer then any of their friends did realize. They knew each-other both inside and out. But their friends did not know this. Their friends could not know. Their friends should not know this. Nor could they know. Because it was night, and thus away from their viscous, judging eyeballs.

"Is it safe?" said the first stranger, who was not a stranger to the other stranger but will remain a stranger to us for the moment.

"I think so. Its dark so none of the others should see us here, even if they are nearby. I think our secret is safe."

"Good. I couldn't take their judgement right now. My life is too stressful as it is. If it wasn't for you I don't know what Id do." "Don't worry Blaine, I will always be here for you - waiting in the dark "Thanks, Kurt. I will always be in the dark for you too"

With that the two shadows embraced - an embracement in the night full of passion and romance. The woman stood atop of the rubble while from everywhere Security Gaurd came from. They tied up all the wedding guests (and Sam, who had been the priest, too!). "I knew something was up," Santana said. "You sounded way too happy last time we spat insults at each other." She said as she walked down from the rubble into the wedding area. "Of course, there was also this." She took out a paper and folded it into an aeroplane. Then she fired it at Blaine.

Blaine opened it up and saw... it was their wedding invitation. Santana laughed loudly, "Oh yeah, you were willing to invite Sebastian but not me?! So I did what I had the right to do... I went to Sebastian and I defeated her and took her invitation.

Blaine knew that Santana could be powerful. Oh yeah, before Santana turned out to be such a collosal biatch, they had been fighting Sebastian together. But Blaine didn't know that Santana could have defeated Sebastian...as long as she had enough motivation!

HAHAHAHAAHA, Santana laughed. "Now to enact my plan!" Because not only will I stop your wedding, I will make your wedding IMPOSSIBLE!!! The golums took Sam and shoved him forward. They did the same thing with Kurt.

Santana walked over to Kurt and took his hand. "Now, Sam, wed me! Otherwise I will kill all you love! And if you, Blaine try to stop me....I will ressurrect Sebastian!"

Blaine felt like he was kicked in the stomach. What an impossible choice! Blaine thought. Give up the love of Blaine's life or save the world from Sebastian. It was almost as if fate or God set everythin in motion to torture Blaine!

But long Blaine didn't have to be in agony. Because Blaine had a plan!

For a moment time seemed to slowed down. Blaine wondered why. Blaine turned around slowly (due to the time seeming to have slowed down). Then the explanation - Kurt was secretly looking at him. Looking at him in that special way. Blaines soul lit up like a beacon in the night - even though it was day.

In all of this. In all of this mess. They had eachother, even if eachother was the only ones that knew. Kurt turned away at that moment - Time jumped back to normal as Blaine was no longer transfixiated by Kurt. Fortunately no one else had noticed. Some time later in their secret hide-away "I am glade we found a way to survive all that and still be together" "Yes, our plan seems to have worked despite all the events" "Do you think anyone spotted us?" "No" "No" "Yes" Raven emerged from the shadows of the darkness. "I know everything" she said. Blaine and Kurt gasped. Their secret was finally revealed!

"I dont love Kurt like you do" said Raven "but I have always lusted a bit after them. So you see if Kurt spends the night with me - I will never tell anyone. Blaine breathed a sigh of relief. That was, after all, a reasonable request. They agreed to the bargain. "Phwee...thats something we can go along with" said Kurt relieved. Raven was happy, and Blaine and Kurt thus got to live happily ever after together. With no one but Raven and themselves ever knowing. ~~~~~A/N uuuurgh I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry it took sooo long. I had to find some inspiration because yknow, it fic did end in a really difficult cliffhanger! But after binge watching some netflix, I think I really got a cool thing down now! ~~~~~~

"Uuuurgh," Blaine said, putting up his most bored voice, "Well, I didn't really want him anyway, I just said that to rile you up."

"What?!" said Santana in utter disbelieve.

"Yeaaah, I was just so angry with you over, y'know, that thing. that I decided that I was going to marry Kurt just to make you jealous."

And then, then Blaine thought of the one thing that would make his ruse even better.

"Because really, said Blaine, I love you."

Santana stood there baffled. All the lackyss looked at her unsure what to do now "Y... you mean that?" said Santana.

"Of course not!" said Kurt and in that unguarded moment he knocked Santana unconscious.

"Haha, you didn't expect that to happen, hey Bitch?!" Kurt yelled loudly and laughed loudly afterwards. All the other guests laughed as well. As did Blaine.

And afterwards, when the police came and arrested Santana, the wedding continued.

And as Blaine predicted. In the evening, finally he could show off his kink. And then it turned out that Kurt too had a secret, he whispered at Blaine, taking off his shirt and revealing that he had been wearing nipple clamps all this time. That was kinda hot as well, Blaine thought and it became a really really nice night.

Although, deeply, somewhere... Blaine felt a little doubt over his proclaimation of love towards Santana. Maybe there was a core of truth in it. Maybe their rivalry was nothing more than a elaborate foreplay? Non-the less. Now it was too late. Kurt was Blaine's life partner now. Although... maybe... when Santana finally came free, Blaine might be able to convince Kurt to explore more kinks with the both of them....

The end

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