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greatergoodness · 7 years

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Hey I wrote this a while ago and I thought I’d post it just in case there are any other sonnelyse shippers out there. Just headcanons and stuff

Who’s more dominant: Of course Lawrence is, but he does have a hard time saying no to anything Elyse says. They’re both very stubborn sometimes. So it’s close.

Who’s the cuddler: Elyse is. Lawrence is squishy, and she can’t count how many times she’s fallen asleep with her head on Lawrence.

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Like do I even have to.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Gaming!!! They love playing games together or watch each other game. They’ve spent an unhealthy amount of time playing overwatch.

Who uses all the hot water: Lawrence does, usually. Elyse has to have long showers to wash her hair and shave, but Lawrence just likes showering. He also likes. Doing other things. While showering.

Most trivial thing they fight over: They’re constantly fighting about what to watch. Elyse enjoys a good anime, but Lawrence can go overboard sometimes.

Who does most of the cleaning: Lawrence is pretty messy, but Elyse is busy a lot, so he cleans up anyway.

What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Elyse does. She’s seen everything, and loves everything. Though she hasn’t admit to it, Lawrence has seen her rewatching The Office about 4 times.

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Elyse calls, Lawrence handles it when they get there. Lawrence hates talking on the phone, and Elyse can’t look strangers in the eye, so it works out for both of them.

Who leaves their stuff around: Lawrence does, but so does Elyse. Lawrence throws his shirts everywhere but the laundry basket, and Elyse randomly takes off her clothes at different places in the house. It weirds out Lawrence every time.

Who remembers to buy the milk: Elyse does. Lawrence tries to remember, but he always ALWAYS forgets. He gets upset with Elyse when she comes home with it because “I swear I was going to get it!!!"

Who remembers anniversaries: Lawrence does. Elyse remembers their anniversary, but Lawrence strangely remembers dates like the first time they went to the zoo and the first time he and Elyse got slurpees at 3am.

Who cooks normally: Lawrence does. He loves making good stuff, and is always super proud of the blue apron recipes he uses. Elyse makes sure to compliment him on his meals. He also wears a typical kiss the cook apron.

How often do they fight: Almost never! Their fights are always fake, it’s not an actual disagreement, it’s more of a debate.

What do they do when they’re away from each other: Lawrence is constantly checking Elyse’s social networks, and Elyse is texting Lawrence about everything she’s doing.

Nicknames for each other: They jokingly call each other their waifu or ohime sama, but Lawrence calls Elyse babe and beautiful, and Elyse calls Lawrence anything like Larr and Law Dog and LRon. Also babe.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Elyse. She says it’s the least she can do for everything Lawrence does. It always makes Lawrence cry a little inside.

Who steals the covers at night: Lawrence does. He bunches them up by his hands and head, and Elyse either rips them back which makes asleep Lawrence groan and whine, or just curls up into him.

What would they get each other for gifts: Elyse buys Lawrence cool things from Japan; pens, books, figurines, candies, anything. Lawrence gets Elyse anything she asks for.

Who kissed who first: Elyse kissed Lawrence first. He’s kind of a ladies man when it comes down to it, and Elyse did it impulsively. Lawrence looked smug and happy, so she just grabbed his face and gave him a smooch.

Who made the first move: Lawrence did. How could he let such a cute and funny girl like Elyse get away? Once he found out she enjoyed a lot of the same things as him, she wasn’t hesitant to accept his dinner offer.

Who remembers things: they both do, we’ve been over this

Who started the relationship: Elyse did. Lawrence was happy with whatever they had, so he didn’t mind not putting a label on it. Elyse made it official when she found a "worlds best boyfriend” shirt on sale at Walmart.

Who cusses more: Elyse does. She tends to talk to nothing sometimes, and when she does she swears a lot. Lawrence thinks it’s hilarious.

What would they do if the other one was hurt: Elyse babies Lawrence. When he gets hurt he under-reacts, and Elyse treats him like thin glass. He really appreciates it because without her he’d probably end up in a hospital 75% more often. When Elyse gets hurt Lawrence is terrified, when he finds her sitting on the floor near some broken glass with a bloody hand he drops to his knees and is near carrying Elyse to the bathroom to wash up. He spends an overly long time worrying if there’s any glass stuck in the cut.

Who is the dirty talker: Lawrence is. Elyse is much better at it than him, but when he does it he says it with a smug voice and Elyse turns bright red and nervously laughs it off and it’s hilarious.

A head canon: They really love kids movies. Muppets, Disney, Dreamworks, they love it. They find themselves watching kids movies more often than not.

#lawrence sonntag #elyse willems #funhaus #sonnelyse #please forgive my poor wording i probs wrote this at 2am

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