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me & my roommate: losing our shit over the bad lifetime movie about Prince Ginger and his fiance
our suitemaate: sitting on the couch disapprovingly, biting directly into a whole raw red bell pepper
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"Mom, how come daddy turns into a puddle of water every time you yell at him? I'm sorta scared I'll drink him someday."
Send me anons as my kid
"It’s cuz he’s a wimp. Don’t put him in a glass and there’s nothing to worry about."
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