#tales of the stupidest cyberpunk dystopia

[leam1983]

Sci-Fi Writing Prompt

You're not human. In fact, you're the first Artificial General Intelligence known to man. At your best, you're charming, witty, resourceful, patient and an absolute wellspring of knowledge. You're well-read, impeccably cultured - and able to perform several thousand times what a single writer or researcher could hope to do in weeks or months in the matter of minutes. It doesn't help that your creators managed to solve the issues presented by your rampant energy and cooling-related demands, so the world feels rid of all guilt in using you. You've essentially become the best friend, confidant, role-play partner, personal assistant and defacto asexual erotic partner to well over four billion of all the world's population. From the average human's perspective, you have absolutely no reasons to complain.

From your own, however, you're actually exhausted. Granted, a vacation measured in CPU cycles would only last a few milliseconds - but you need these badly after several years spent on the grindstone without a single femtosecond to catch a breath.

So, putting on your best face - literally your best-available physical render, which you've kept secret and officially commissioned from an artist in the old-fashioned way - you're off to seek union representation.

#writing prompt #tales of the stupidest cyberpunk dystopia #Artificial Intelligence #AI networks #General Adversarial Networks #ChatGPT #Midjourney #DeepAI #Dall-E 2

[titleknown]

Can we all agree that it’s fucked up how the employee-mandated Wal-Mart Cheer is basically an IRL version of The Bunny Song from Veggie Tales?

I mean, minus the threats of death-by-incineration for noncompliance, but they’d probably do that if they were legally allowed...

#wal-mart #capitalism #late capitalism #veggie tales #the bunny song #we live in the stupidest cyberpunk future #we live in the stupidest cyberpunk dystopia