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You ever think that Diego and Klaus ended up in a holding cell together at some point? Like one night in their early to mid 20s, Klaus is in there for something like public intoxication and Diego gets thrown in for interfering with a police investigation and they’re just stuck there together. Personally I headcanon that these are some of the only times they see each other between leaving the academy and showing up to the funeral.

#cannon if you ask me #tua

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happy five falls out of a portal to tell us the world is ending day

#happy anniversary #happy birthday to me #how old were you when the world ended #2019 #20 #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #tua #march 24 #five

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5+5=5

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the new timeline is actually a blessing for viktor hargreeves because imagine how embarrassing it would be to come back from your bestselling book about having no superpowers with an update like hey guys so you’ll never believe this but guess what

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number five, an asexual with teleportation powers and a habit of disappearing off the face of the earth without warning: i don't fuck, i just fuck off.

#this #this indeed #me lol #five hargreeves #tua #the umbrella academy #ace #asexual #asexual five hargreeves #ace five hargreeves #ace five #asexual five #aspec

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I love how this season the sparrows and umbrellas were so focused on defeating the other they didn’t notice their robot mom started spewing evangelical catchphrases and worshipping a floating orb

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We all need to thank Diego for hallucinating a dance scene out of everything he could have imagined. Hell, we could have had a hallucination of him and JFK holding hands and running on the beach at sunset while laughing and smiling at each other

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‘if the umbrella academy had mobile phones each season would be a single episode’

luther fell for a 419 scam, five is a boomer, klaus would charge his to an absolute maximum of 13% and diego would instantly be addicted to candy crush, the only thing on that group chat would be allison’s wordle scores

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Klaus: Oh yeah dying is just something I do

Klaus: I was dead, I just came back to life

Klaus: Oh yeah I was shot in the chest don’t worry about it

Klaus: I met god she’s a little girl on a bike

The rest of the siblings: That doesn’t sound important enough to question. Anyway-

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I love that the siblings all had different kind of reactions to viktor coming out?? Like five, klaus, and diego not making a big deal of it but accepting it instantly. allison wanted to talk about it and felt like a bad sister for not noticing sooner. luther wanting to throw a party to make him feel loved and diego wanting to keep it on the down low so that victor knew that it didn't have to be a big deal if he didn't want it to be. I just really like how it's all been handled and I'm feeling all the trans emotions from it

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the umbrella academy: daddy issues

the sparrow academy: can't get daddy issues if you fuck up your dad first lmao

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Of course he had actual cookies in here like an insane person

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okay I know diego going "I'm the daddy here." is supposed to be sexy but the writers screwed themselves over because I'm never going to associate that sentence with anything but Five SCREAMING it at Luther under the effects of paradox psychosis

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Each season the umbrella siblings riot in their numerical order - Luther screwed things up in the first season, then we have Diego and his obsession with JFK, and now there is Allison pulling a Wanda Maximoff.

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The Umbrella Academy S3 + Text Posts Part 1

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I am obsessed with Stanley as just like a twelve year old who was SO CHILL about time travel he just pops in thirty years in the future, no questions, just there for tomfoolery and general prankfuckery

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Grace’s actress must have such a fun job, she gets to play a completely different character each season

Season 1: robot housewife

Season 2: cool texan scientist lady

Season 3: insane